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Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I loved Green Acres! But, sadly, they are all going to hell for the way they portrayed farming and rich people the 2nd time, I'm sure it is in the Bible somewhere, trust me...
That was EVA Gabor, ya maroon.

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#65
Jan 10, 2013
 
I agree. Divorce is wrong.
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The Bible says, point blank! Any person who divorces a spouse causes BOTH (victim AND suspect) to become adulterer and adultress, and anyone who marries either one, victim or suspect, commits a continuous NONSTOP STATE of adultery! And no adulterer or adultress will EVER enter the Kingdom of Heaven. And anyone who does not enter the Kingdom of Heaven is cast into Hell! And DO NOT even THINK of going there with Matthew's exception of adultery, fornication, etc! Both are only grounds for divorce only, NOT remarriage! ANY person who remarries for ANY reason other than the death of one's original spouse lives in a Continuous, Nonstop State of Adultery! God NEVER blesses 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc marriages while an original spouse is alive, any more than He would ever bless homosexual marrages, marriage between a human and a horse, camel, lion, and such, or a marriage between a son and his mother.
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Is dying considered a divorce?
The marriage vows do tend to include something like "til death do you part."
Not "til death do you temporarily depart and are reunited once again in bliss (heaven) forever."
Or is the marriage ceremony vows a foreshadowing of what's to come in the afterlife?
If your spouse dies, only then, you Just MIGHT be free to remarry.
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If your spouse dies, only then, you Just MIGHT be free to remarry.
WHat if your spouse leaves you for another heathen? You are left with no spouse. Can you remarry then?

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Gomers Pile wrote:
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WHat if your spouse leaves you for another heathen? You are left with no spouse. Can you remarry then?
No. You must convince and beg your spouse to come back to you. You did convince your spouse to marry you in the first place didn't you?
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Jan 11, 2013
 
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<quoted text> No. You must convince and beg your spouse to come back to you. You did convince your spouse to marry you in the first place didn't you?
What if you tried your method multiple times and the answer was always "no".....AND they got an order of protection against you so you are no longer allowed to contact them.

Then can they remarry?

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I feel blessed for my 2nd marriage, I never thought I'd fall in love again, but I did.
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victoria1 wrote:
I feel blessed for my 2nd marriage, I never thought I'd fall in love again, but I did.
Congrats to you.....
Nice to hear about happy endings in a world so negatively charged.

Live long and prosper!

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victoria1 wrote:
I feel blessed for my 2nd marriage, I never thought I'd fall in love again, but I did.
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Jan 11, 2013
 
African_shadows wrote:
I agree. Divorce is wrong.<quoted text>
i don't believe that ANYONE was thinking Divorce is good...

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African_shadows wrote:
<quoted text> No. You must convince and beg your spouse to come back to you. You did convince your spouse to marry you in the first place didn't you?
Actually the bible says that if your spouse commits adultry you can divorce them and find another.

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Jan 11, 2013
 
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What?! Are you TRYING to drive God insane?!! You have received FALSE blessings! You have been living under a rock all your life! Anyone who remarries while the original spouse is alive commits adultery! ADULTERY!!! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!
Okay, I'm a little calmer now. But Seriously! God HATES Divorce! Jesus hates divorce! The angel Gabriel hates divorce! The Holy Spirit hates divorce! The Apostle Paul hates divorce! Marriage is a Lifelong covenant, and it is easier to bust through a brick wall with a paper airplane than it is to terminate the covenant of marriage while both spouses are alive!
i must say, as far as hating divorce, i must join the band wagon... to say one LIKES divorce would be idiotic... but calling it adultery is just plain lunacy (the fact that YOU could be suffering from some sort of mental condition has already been taken into consideration).

i sure hope you consider following up with a dr.
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Gomers Pile wrote:
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What if you tried your method multiple times and the answer was always "no".....AND they got an order of protection against you so you are no longer allowed to contact them.
Then can they remarry?
My only suggestion, in that case, is to report them as an adulterer/adulteress on the Internet, show Luke 16:18 within your report blog, and show the world that they are on their way to Hell.

A perfect example of a thread heading would be; "Warning of adulteress in your area! Stay away from her!" And then a body containing info such as; Everyone, may I have your attention! There is a crazed and maniac adulteress in your midst. Her name; Jane Doe. Described as a white female 5 foot 5 inches, thin build, brown hair, brown eyes, married to John Doe. Luke 16:18 in the Bible says, point blank; "Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery and causes the wife to become an adulteress (Matthew 5:32) and anyone who marries the divorcee commits adultery!" And all adulterers and adulteresses, including Jane Doe, will be thrown into an eternal lake of burning sulfur and brimstone where they will be tormented forever!
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Of course you also could say in your online report blog; Additionally, any woman who divorces her husband and marries another man commits adultery, and causes both to live in a continuous nonstop state of adultery, and also causes the man to become an adulterer and whoever marries the divorced man causes both to live in a continuous nonstop state of adultery! And God will NOT forgive Jane Doe until and/or unless she returns to John Doe! And if Jane Doe dies in her 2nd marriage, she will go to Hell!

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I've read that 50% of all marriages end in divorce, but that might not be as bad as it sounds if you consider that the other 50% of marriages end in death.

One way or another.

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It amazes me that with the law not working in the first covenant and God seeing fit for another covenant because he said the people were weak....Here the so-called 'Preacher' is trying to enforce the law on people that aren't even born again.

It ain't going to work. Get the Holy Spirit before you try to interpret the scriptures, Preacher....

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Jan 11, 2013
 
Preacher wrote:
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If your spouse dies, only then, you Just MIGHT be free to remarry.
MIGHT?

Don't you know? You seem to be an authority on the subject based upon the fervor you assert.

If you are married here on Earth, does that marriage continue into heaven when both spouses are reunited?

Or do those sacred vows have an expiration date?
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Jan 11, 2013
 
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It amazes me that with the law not working in the first covenant and God seeing fit for another covenant because he said the people were weak....Here the so-called 'Preacher' is trying to enforce the law on people that aren't even born again.
It ain't going to work. Get the Holy Spirit before you try to interpret the scriptures, Preacher....
Yes it is true that you must be born again. But it still does NOT guarantee that you will go to Heaven! In order to get into Heaven, you MUST follow EVERY single commandment in the Bible (both Old AND New Testaments)! That expressively includes the Laws of Moses, the Prophets, the Gospels of Jesus, and the Gospels of Paul. To secure a place in Heaven, you need Both Jesus's grace/forgiveness AND self righteousness in the Law! To get into Heaven, you must have the Works of Grace AND the Works of the Law!

One or the other will NEVER get you into Heaven! You need BOTH!!!
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#83
Jan 11, 2013
 
time for your meds? The reading room is closing Atlantis. Go to your bunk.

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