Sweet! I bore false witness by answering "No" when asked if "Does this dress make me look fat?"<quoted text>
Not so fast, sore loser!
In order to keep your salvation, and keep your name written in the Book of Life, you are to keep every single one of the roughly 10.9 QUADRILLION rules and commandments that God has in His law! And you are to keep them not just outwardly; you must keep them IN YOUR HEART as well! Doing them out of obligation is not good enough; you must do them out of the PERFECTION of your HEART! Unless your righteousness is EQUAL to that of God Himself, you WILL be thrown into Hell!(Matthew 5:48)
And it takes just one single sin, even the SMALLEST sin, to immediately DELETE your name from the Book of Life!
Objection your honor! In my defense, the fashion designers use skeletons as models so everyone looks fat in their clothes.
Motion denied! The jury is instructed to ignore the previous statement.
Since my destination has been booked and confirmed, let the mayhem begin!
I'm gonna start at Red Lobster's All-you-can-eat Shrimp Fest. Prohibited food and Gluttony all for $19.95! I can steal that amount in no time.