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“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#44 Jan 3, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Not so fast, sore loser!
In order to keep your salvation, and keep your name written in the Book of Life, you are to keep every single one of the roughly 10.9 QUADRILLION rules and commandments that God has in His law! And you are to keep them not just outwardly; you must keep them IN YOUR HEART as well! Doing them out of obligation is not good enough; you must do them out of the PERFECTION of your HEART! Unless your righteousness is EQUAL to that of God Himself, you WILL be thrown into Hell!(Matthew 5:48)
And it takes just one single sin, even the SMALLEST sin, to immediately DELETE your name from the Book of Life!
Sweet! I bore false witness by answering "No" when asked if "Does this dress make me look fat?"

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Objection your honor! In my defense, the fashion designers use skeletons as models so everyone looks fat in their clothes.

Motion denied! The jury is instructed to ignore the previous statement.
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Since my destination has been booked and confirmed, let the mayhem begin!

I'm gonna start at Red Lobster's All-you-can-eat Shrimp Fest. Prohibited food and Gluttony all for $19.95! I can steal that amount in no time.

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#45 Jan 3, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Whoever is in disbelief had better take a good long HARD look at this website; http://www.cadz.net
Son, I am disappoint.

There was a section called "Fornication in the Church" but there was no video of that.

But let me guess, your next post will be a spam to entice us to subscribe, err, tithe. That may work in Utah, but not on the Internet.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#46 Jan 4, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Whoever is in disbelief had better take a good long HARD look at this website; http://www.cadz.net
I got looking at naked pictures of your mom. What about masturbation? I just rubbed one out looking at those nudie pics of your momma, do I go to hell on the first round or the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and etc. that followed?
swxxxt

Rochester, PA

#47 Jan 4, 2013

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#48 Jan 5, 2013
Preacher wrote:
The Bible says, point blank! Any person who divorces a spouse causes BOTH (victim AND suspect) to become adulterer and adultress, and anyone who marries either one, victim or suspect, commits a continuous NONSTOP STATE of adultery! And no adulterer or adultress will EVER enter the Kingdom of Heaven. And anyone who does not enter the Kingdom of Heaven is cast into Hell! And DO NOT even THINK of going there with Matthew's exception of adultery, fornication, etc! Both are only grounds for divorce only, NOT remarriage! ANY person who remarries for ANY reason other than the death of one's original spouse lives in a Continuous, Nonstop State of Adultery! God NEVER blesses 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc marriages while an original spouse is alive, any more than He would ever bless homosexual marrages, marriage between a human and a horse, camel, lion, and such, or a marriage between a son and his mother.
Hey!
Wait a sec here.
Mary got pregnant while unmarried.
For Jesus to be legitimate, shouldn't she have wed God and become a Catholic nun?

Are you suggesting that Mary, the Mother of God, became an adulterer when she wed Joseph?
Father MulCahey

Medford, NY

#49 Jan 8, 2013
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey!
Wait a sec here.
Mary got pregnant while unmarried.
For Jesus to be legitimate, shouldn't she have wed God and become a Catholic nun?
Are you suggesting that Mary, the Mother of God, became an adulterer when she wed Joseph?
She forgot to use immaculate contraception......
yo dude

San Diego, CA

#50 Jan 8, 2013
take your bondage and abuse fantasys to the HS forum
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Matthew 5:38-42; Whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other cheek also so he shall strike that, too. Whoever sues you for your shirt, let him have your cloak, bed, wardrobe, pants, money, all of your posessions! And whoever orders you to go with him one mile, go with him TEN miles! Give to the one who wants from you, including if he wants your life. And fear not those that kill the flesh, for the flesh is TEMPORAL!!! The flesh is of SATAN! It is Corrupted with sin, and only sin, and it is to be destroyed. No. Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL and destroy your ass in HELL for eternity! I WARN you! The absolutely most PAINFUL type of Earthly suffering is nothing! NOTHING!!! compared to the level of suffering in Hell! That expressively includes such Earthly suffering such as the breaking wheel, the guillotine, the electric chair, hanging, being ripped apart, waterboarding, crucifixion, being burned alive by flamethrowers, and being doused with gasoline and set on fire. If Hell were as hot as the Sun's core, Earth's hottest wildfire would be as cold as Neptune's moon, Triton!
His impotent god

San Diego, CA

#51 Jan 8, 2013
approved the rape of the child by a extra terrestrial surrogate. Holy turkey baster , Jesus!
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey!
Wait a sec here.
Mary got pregnant while unmarried.
For Jesus to be legitimate, shouldn't she have wed God and become a Catholic nun?
Are you suggesting that Mary, the Mother of God, became an adulterer when she wed Joseph?

Level 1

Since: Apr 12

Hunt Valley, MD

#52 Jan 8, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
Not so fast, sore loser!
In order to keep your salvation, and keep your name written in the Book of Life, you are to keep every single one of the roughly 10.9 QUADRILLION rules and commandments that God has in His law! And you are to keep them not just outwardly; you must keep them IN YOUR HEART as well! Doing them out of obligation is not good enough; you must do them out of the PERFECTION of your HEART! Unless your righteousness is EQUAL to that of God Himself, you WILL be thrown into Hell!(Matthew 5:48)
And it takes just one single sin, even the SMALLEST sin, to immediately DELETE your name from the Book of Life!
Wait one minute there slappy.. What about eating pork,shellfish,or rabbit? Rounded haircuts? Tattoos? Gossip? Do you know you have to marry your dead brother's wife? Working on Sunday? Women speaking in church? Mixed fabrics?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#53 Jan 8, 2013
If Christ is "the way" and to be Christian is to be "in Christ," then wouldn't that mean that Christians are in the way?

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#54 Jan 8, 2013
I've had the pleasure of having been married 3 times... fortunate to have been blessed with finding 3 soul mates to share my life with.

hell you say? nope. my life has been very blessed, and nothing a ranting lonely preacher man says is EVER going to change that....

nanabooboo
Nancy

Reading, PA

#55 Jan 8, 2013
Try, try, try again until you succeed.
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#56 Jan 8, 2013
Dudedad wrote:
I've had the pleasure of having been married 3 times... fortunate to have been blessed with finding 3 soul mates to share my life with.
hell you say? nope. my life has been very blessed, and nothing a ranting lonely preacher man says is EVER going to change that....
nanabooboo
What?! Are you TRYING to drive God insane?!! You have received FALSE blessings! You have been living under a rock all your life! Anyone who remarries while the original spouse is alive commits adultery! ADULTERY!!! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

Okay, I'm a little calmer now. But Seriously! God HATES Divorce! Jesus hates divorce! The angel Gabriel hates divorce! The Holy Spirit hates divorce! The Apostle Paul hates divorce! Marriage is a Lifelong covenant, and it is easier to bust through a brick wall with a paper airplane than it is to terminate the covenant of marriage while both spouses are alive!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#57 Jan 9, 2013
I also hate divorce, but ended up with one anyways. When one spouse decides to end a relationship it's out of your control. God isn't going to condemn one person for a choice someone else made, and He isn't going to condemn me on your say so.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#58 Jan 9, 2013
Seems that the Catholic Church considers everyones sexual lives is their business. Odd part is that when it comes to theirs it's none of yours.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#59 Jan 9, 2013
Preacher wrote:
<quoted text>
What?! Are you TRYING to drive God insane?!! You have received FALSE blessings! You have been living under a rock all your life! Anyone who remarries while the original spouse is alive commits adultery! ADULTERY!!! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!
Okay, I'm a little calmer now. But Seriously! God HATES Divorce! Jesus hates divorce! The angel Gabriel hates divorce! The Holy Spirit hates divorce! The Apostle Paul hates divorce! Marriage is a Lifelong covenant, and it is easier to bust through a brick wall with a paper airplane than it is to terminate the covenant of marriage while both spouses are alive!
i'm so happy we have YOU... a mere ranting lunatic, to interpret all this gobbly gook you keep spewing fort

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#60 Jan 9, 2013
Is dying considered a divorce?

The marriage vows do tend to include something like "til death do you part."

Not "til death do you temporarily depart and are reunited once again in bliss (heaven) forever."

Or is the marriage ceremony vows a foreshadowing of what's to come in the afterlife?
Divorcee

Medford, NY

#61 Jan 10, 2013
greymouser wrote:
Is dying considered a divorce?
Yes, a happy one.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#62 Jan 10, 2013
Dudedad wrote:
I've had the pleasure of having been married 3 times... fortunate to have been blessed with finding 3 soul mates to share my life with.
hell you say? nope. my life has been very blessed, and nothing a ranting lonely preacher man says is EVER going to change that....
nanabooboo
Using that analogy, Zsa Zsa Gabor is a saint!!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#63 Jan 10, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Using that analogy, Zsa Zsa Gabor is a saint!!!
I loved Green Acres! But, sadly, they are all going to hell for the way they portrayed farming and rich people the 2nd time, I'm sure it is in the Bible somewhere, trust me...

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