Warning!!! 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc marria...

Warning!!! 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc marriage is surest way to end up in Hell!

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Preacher

Cicero, IL

#1 Jan 1, 2013
The Bible says, point blank! Any person who divorces a spouse causes BOTH (victim AND suspect) to become adulterer and adultress, and anyone who marries either one, victim or suspect, commits a continuous NONSTOP STATE of adultery! And no adulterer or adultress will EVER enter the Kingdom of Heaven. And anyone who does not enter the Kingdom of Heaven is cast into Hell! And DO NOT even THINK of going there with Matthew's exception of adultery, fornication, etc! Both are only grounds for divorce only, NOT remarriage! ANY person who remarries for ANY reason other than the death of one's original spouse lives in a Continuous, Nonstop State of Adultery! God NEVER blesses 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc marriages while an original spouse is alive, any more than He would ever bless homosexual marrages, marriage between a human and a horse, camel, lion, and such, or a marriage between a son and his mother.
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#2 Jan 1, 2013
Therefore, a second, third, fourth, and so on marriage is SINFUL regardless of all circumstances other than the death of one's original spouse! And neither Jesus, nor God, nor the angel Gabriel will EVER bless a second, third, fourth, etc marriage, anymore than they would ever bless a gay/lesbian marriage!

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Nehwon

#3 Jan 2, 2013
Preach it, brother!

Stone the adulterers!

But we'll need you to cast the first stone.

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than your posts!

#4 Jan 2, 2013
Christ on a corncob, we'll all be stoned to death by sunrise!

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Nehwon

#5 Jan 2, 2013
Wait.

So if a gay couple divorces, is that okay?

Or are they double sinning there?
Loophole

Huntington, NY

#6 Jan 2, 2013
Simple answer...... DON'T get married.

OK, onto the next topic.......

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#7 Jan 2, 2013
greymouser wrote:
Wait.
So if a gay couple divorces, is that okay?
Or are they double sinning there?
What if a gay guy marries a lesbian? Is it still a gay marriage?

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#8 Jan 2, 2013
What about marrying animals, uh, my neighbor wants to marry an alpaca, is that ok? Its not me, really, its my neighbor...

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If Not, Why Not!!!

#9 Jan 2, 2013
Hold up their Preacher, even your narrow minded religion says if a person accepts Jesus Christ as their saviour, all sins are forgiven and they will enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

So, using that so called logic, a person can be married a 100 times and still get their wings and play that harp......
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#10 Jan 2, 2013
I dunno, I thot my first marriage mirrored hell pretty well, its all fun n bbqs from there!!

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#11 Jan 2, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
Hold up their Preacher, even your narrow minded religion says if a person accepts Jesus Christ as their saviour, all sins are forgiven and they will enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
So, using that so called logic, a person can be married a 100 times and still get their wings and play that harp......
BZZZZZZT! Wrong!

You need to pick through to get the specific verses that will advance your agenda while ignoring those that don't.

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#12 Jan 2, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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BZZZZZZT! Wrong!
You need to pick through to get the specific verses that will advance your agenda while ignoring those that don't.
My dad called that cafeteria style religion.......

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#13 Jan 2, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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My dad called that cafeteria style religion.......
7200
I've never heard it put that way, but I LIKE it. Props!

LOL

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#14 Jan 2, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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I've never heard it put that way, but I LIKE it. Props!
LOL
Thanks for your comment and the prop!!!

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Rowlett Tx

#15 Jan 2, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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Thanks for your comment and the prop!!!
There is one for you Tiger :) Have a great day
Loophole Number 2

Huntington, NY

#16 Jan 2, 2013
Priests, pastors, ministers, and cardinals are all OK.......because they never actually married the altar boys.

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#17 Jan 2, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>There is one for you Tiger :) Have a great day
Thanks Denny!!!

I'm wishing you both a great day and a Happy New Year.

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#18 Jan 2, 2013
Preacher wrote:
Therefore, a second, third, fourth, and so on marriage is SINFUL regardless of all circumstances other than the death of one's original spouse! And neither Jesus, nor God, nor the angel Gabriel will EVER bless a second, third, fourth, etc marriage, anymore than they would ever bless a gay/lesbian marriage!
then your [fake] god should do something about all the abusive men beating the crap out of their wives, and even murdering them. until then, you can bite my lily white ass!

i am very fortunate to have met and married my current husband! my boys are lucky too. as this is the dad they should have had in the beginning and didn't get [no thanks to your fake god]

so take your twisted attitude and stick it where the sun don't shine!

and do the world a favor.........don't procreate.

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#19 Jan 2, 2013
Just how many wives or concubines did Abraham have? And I believe it's up in the air about Moses too.

Just saying dude .... judge not lest ye be judged.
Isn't judging others really judging yourself?
Patron

Huntington, NY

#21 Jan 2, 2013
Preacher wrote:
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Matthew 5:38-42; Whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other cheek also so he shall strike that, too. Whoever sues you for your shirt, let him have your cloak, bed, wardrobe, pants, money, all of your posessions! And whoever orders you to go with him one mile, go with him TEN miles! Give to the one who wants from you, including if he wants your life. And fear not those that kill the flesh, for the flesh is TEMPORAL!!! The flesh is of SATAN! It is Corrupted with sin, and only sin, and it is to be destroyed. No. Fear he who has the power to throw your sinful ass right into HELL and destroy your ass in HELL for eternity! I WARN you! The absolutely most PAINFUL type of Earthly suffering is nothing! NOTHING!!! compared to the level of suffering in Hell! That expressively includes such Earthly suffering such as the breaking wheel, the guillotine, the electric chair, hanging, being ripped apart, waterboarding, crucifixion, being burned alive by flamethrowers, and being doused with gasoline and set on fire. If Hell were as hot as the Sun's core, Earth's hottest wildfire would be as cold as Neptune's moon, Triton!
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I'll have some of what HE'S drinking please!!!!!

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