Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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#1 May 18, 2014

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#2 May 18, 2014
Yep folks! I'm here to tell ya this came from Harvard Universy!
https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/und...

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#3 May 18, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Yep folks! I'm here to tell ya this came from Harvard Universy!
https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/und...
lol..Hoos!?!

not tellin' you how to think..though truthfully..I DO think your thinkin' is a half bubble off...
or is that one brick shy of a load...lol

the chicken had no food on that side.came over on the other side..to eat..

hope that helps...:)

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#4 May 18, 2014
Princess Hey - The Rooster was looking for a little.
DILF - Princess Hey, Ssshhh! One of my handles is "Rooster".
greymouser - whatever the reason I disagree.
Petal Power - the party was over there.
Mister_E - to sing the song all chickens sing.
tallyho - so he could say Tally Ho! to those on his side.
Spirit67_- did the chicken cross the road?
Uh Clem - he was just clowning around.
Parden Pard - He wanted to be with the other chicken shites!
Hoosier Hillbilly - maybe to not be least but last?

PS: Your more than welcome to "add" your own.

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#5 May 18, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Princess Hey - The Rooster was looking for a little.
DILF - Princess Hey, Ssshhh! One of my handles is "Rooster".
greymouser - whatever the reason I disagree.
Petal Power - the party was over there.
Mister_E - to sing the song all chickens sing.
tallyho - so he could say Tally Ho! to those on his side.
Spirit67_- did the chicken cross the road?
Uh Clem - he was just clowning around.
Parden Pard - He wanted to be with the other chicken shites!
Hoosier Hillbilly - maybe to not be least but last?
PS: Your more than welcome to "add" your own.
Hoosier..I'll let yours suffice..
cause I know God is in control.
If he needs my help..HE's in a LOT of trouble..
and nothing about this world bothers M.E.

sos you know..g'day sir!!

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#6 May 18, 2014
to sing the song all chickens sing.
LMAO!!!

PS: g'day sir!!
Listen, they just layed an egg!

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#7 May 18, 2014
Mister_E -
the chicken had no food on that side.came over on the other side..to eat..

( Another damn 'Welfare' case!)

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#8 May 18, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
Mister_E -
the chicken had no food on that side.came over on the other side..to eat..
( Another damn 'Welfare' case!)
sounds like a reasonable guess to M.E...easy pickins'...lol

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#9 May 18, 2014
Why??
Why to make it's way to KFC, they havin' a Chicken special..........

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...lightly salted...

#10 May 18, 2014
Simply_Red wrote:
Why??
Why to make it's way to KFC, they havin' a Chicken special..........
2 small wings, no breasts and 2 fat thighs...the hillary basket...

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#11 May 19, 2014
Reid - that's not a chicken, it's the koch bros and they plan on closing the road.

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#12 May 19, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly chases all the chickens and they are so confused they dont know which side to run to... to get out of his way!!!

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#13 May 19, 2014
....to prove to the armadillo it could be done...........

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#14 May 19, 2014
...they hear you like to lick chickens.....so they wanted to be called chicken lickin'

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to make it happen!

#15 May 19, 2014
Liquor store was on that side and by golly, after dealing with all those cackling hens, he was ready for a bottle of Ripple.

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