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“..rainin' here like a bovine..”

Since: Jun 08

..urinating on shale......

#23 Nov 12, 2013
Michelles Diary wrote:
Ah is fartin like eh Clydesdale horse dis morning an ah has to appear on deh view today. Woe is me, woe is me, wad should ah do, wad should ah do?
Michelle Obama
...sit next to whoopee.....she phartz like a mule.....

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#24 Nov 13, 2013
WOW Pulaski (Amy) are you full of it, and you got that jive junk gibberish down to a science.
Verns Hardware

Pulaski, WI

#25 Nov 13, 2013
Michelle, stop in at the lawn mower department and buy one of those smaller Tecumseh lawn mower mufflers. Screw it into your exhaust port before going on the set. This will deaden the sound between 50 and 100 db's. No one will know for sure that it's comming from your caboose hole.

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

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Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#26 Nov 13, 2013

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#27 Nov 13, 2013
Aren't we glad we started to rely on the internet so heavily as to use that as another excuse for not doing our jobs as efficiently as we are capable?

What's up with that damned website?
Carl Honda

Pulaski, WI

#28 Nov 13, 2013
Michelle Obama, take that muffler out. Stick one end of a flexible natural gas line in there. Buy one of our automobiles that runs on natural gas and screw the other end into the motor. Let us know your gas milage.

Carl Honda
T Boone Pickens

Pulaski, WI

#29 Nov 14, 2013
Michelle, do what Carl says and your Country will be proud of you .................... for once.
Michelle

Pulaski, WI

#30 Nov 14, 2013
Mistah Honda, ah gets good gas mileage when ah etts at Burger Whopper an Burger King, but deh best be when ah etts dem grits at Dennys.

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#31 Nov 15, 2013
Em grits @ http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thum...
er best tho! Yer git ah goud fil of'm!
Honda Motors

Pulaski, WI

#32 Nov 19, 2013
Thank you Michelle, After your time as first lady expires there will be a job awaiting you at Honda Motors.

Carl Honda

“*=* Always Thinking *=*”

Level 8

Since: Nov 12

Greensburg, IN

#33 Nov 19, 2013
Not in Greensburg there won't.
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#34 Nov 19, 2013
smile.

always.

TB.

in our life.



and what seems right is just left.

good night sweetheart.

a boy.
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#35 Jan 30, 2014
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