CHUCK NORRIS (hi-ya)

CHUCK NORRIS (hi-ya)

Created by pollmonster on Sep 11, 2008

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the man

is love

knows all

Lone Wolf McQuade

karate chop

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#21 Sep 12, 2008
HB Local wrote:
<quoted text>
[good one! outta clown songs?]
no way, haven't gotten there yet, short attention span here...:)

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody."

Zach_Z

Since: Jun 08

Humble, TX

#22 Sep 12, 2008
Chuck Norris in action

&fe ature=related

Zach_Z

Since: Jun 08

Humble, TX

#23 Sep 12, 2008
Chuck Norris driving lessons

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#24 Sep 12, 2008
Zach_Z wrote:
Chuck Norris in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =O9XRi5cK03sXX&feature=rel ated
makes me want to learn how to do a 'roundhouse kick', looks like fun.

“I hope life isn't a joke”

Since: May 08

land of enchantment

#25 Sep 12, 2008
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Since: Sep 08

Chapel Hill, NC

#26 Sep 12, 2008
This guy must play WoW... Take it the barrens bro!:P

Zach_Z

Since: Jun 08

Humble, TX

#27 Sep 13, 2008
I saw Chuck Norris on the news last night - he opened up his ranch to hurricane evacuees (true story).

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#28 Sep 14, 2008
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Any real fans, like me, check out his web site:

http://www.chucknorris.com/

Love this guy!
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#29 Sep 16, 2008
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes OPEN....

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#30 Sep 17, 2008

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

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Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#31 Sep 17, 2008
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

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#32 Sep 17, 2008
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

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Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#33 Sep 17, 2008
Debra27 wrote:
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
interesting?

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

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#34 Sep 17, 2008
Okay, well~

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
HB Local

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Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#35 Sep 21, 2008
The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#36 Sep 21, 2008
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#37 Sep 23, 2008
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#38 Sep 24, 2008
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#39 Sep 24, 2008
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Level 4

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Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#40 Sep 25, 2008
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick

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