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CHUCK NORRIS (hi-ya)

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  • the man
  • is love
  • knows all
  • Lone Wolf McQuade
  • karate chop

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“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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May 17, 2012
 

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Hippichick wrote:
Chuck Norris is the reason Journey stopped believing!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Debra27 wrote:
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
lol!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Hitler Finds out Chuck Norris is Coming

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Hippichick wrote:
Chuck Norris is the reason Journey stopped believing!
Heh heh heh got a good lol outta that! Hope this hasnt been said but.... Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.

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"Kryptonite Clad Nazi Ninjas" has to be one of the funniest things ive ever heardXD

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I heard they named a street after him...but then had to change the name because too many were kill....NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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If we could only...'Request" Chuck run for president he could chop the deficit down to nothing within no term..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris

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On the first day, God created the earth, after getting permission from Chuck Norris.

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I don't care for him.

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#252
Aug 24, 2013
 
May the Chuck Norris be with you.

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#253
Aug 24, 2013
 
You've heard of the 'Big Bang' theory, right?
Who do you think caused it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

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#254
Aug 26, 2013
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.

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#255
Aug 31, 2013
 
Chuck Norris fought the law...and won.

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