CHUCK NORRIS (hi-ya)

Created by pollmonster on Sep 11, 2008

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the man

is love

knows all

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“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#242 May 17, 2012
Hippichick wrote:
Chuck Norris is the reason Journey stopped believing!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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#243 May 19, 2012
Debra27 wrote:
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
lol!

“It's a secret”

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Or maybe I just forgot!!

#244 Oct 9, 2012
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Hitler Finds out Chuck Norris is Coming

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#245 Oct 9, 2012
Hippichick wrote:
Chuck Norris is the reason Journey stopped believing!
Heh heh heh got a good lol outta that! Hope this hasnt been said but.... Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.

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#246 Oct 9, 2012
"Kryptonite Clad Nazi Ninjas" has to be one of the funniest things ive ever heardXD

“It's a secret”

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Or maybe I just forgot!!

#247 Oct 9, 2012
I heard they named a street after him...but then had to change the name because too many were kill....NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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#248 Oct 9, 2012
If we could only...'Request" Chuck run for president he could chop the deficit down to nothing within no term..

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#249 Oct 9, 2012
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Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#250 Aug 22, 2013
On the first day, God created the earth, after getting permission from Chuck Norris.

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#251 Aug 24, 2013
I don't care for him.

“Standin' In A”

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#252 Aug 24, 2013
May the Chuck Norris be with you.

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#253 Aug 24, 2013
You've heard of the 'Big Bang' theory, right?
Who do you think caused it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

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#254 Aug 26, 2013
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen. Oxygen needs Chuck Norris.

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#255 Aug 31, 2013
Chuck Norris fought the law...and won.

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