CHUCK NORRIS (hi-ya)

CHUCK NORRIS (hi-ya)

Created by pollmonster on Sep 11, 2008

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the man

is love

knows all

Lone Wolf McQuade

karate chop

“Hey ,yawl !”

Level 8

Since: Oct 10

How ya doin? N.C.

#222 Dec 31, 2011
DaveMC wrote:
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Hey! I think he is still hot.

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#223 Jan 1, 2012
My favorite one has to be:

One the boogey man goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#224 Jan 1, 2012
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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#225 Jan 1, 2012
Superman and Chuck Norris once got in a fight as a bet...the loser had to wear their underwear outside of their pants for the rest of their lives....LOL...Happy New Year you guys.

“Hey ,yawl !”

Level 8

Since: Oct 10

How ya doin? N.C.

#226 Jan 1, 2012
Happy New Year!

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#227 Jan 1, 2012
DaveMC wrote:
Superman and Chuck Norris once got in a fight as a bet...the loser had to wear their underwear outside of their pants for the rest of their lives....LOL...Happy New Year you guys.
!!
Same to you! Only the best in 2012

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Since: Dec 11

SoundGarden

#228 Jan 1, 2012
HB Local wrote:
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
The bulls hid in McDonalds disguised as patties

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#229 Jan 2, 2012
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands...now they are just known as The Islands.

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#230 Jan 2, 2012
Jesus could walk on water...Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Since: Dec 11

SoundGarden

#231 Jan 3, 2012
Moses parted the red sea
chuck annihilated Krakatoa

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#232 Jan 3, 2012
Chuck Norris doesn't get the flu. The flu gets the Chuck Norris.

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Since: Dec 11

SoundGarden

#233 Jan 5, 2012
Due to the ongoing financial crisis
the American government has decided to close down the FBI, the CIA, the ATF and make all employees redundant and surplus to needs.
they don't need them anymore they employed Chuck

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Since: Nov 08

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#234 Apr 12, 2012
Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.

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Since: Feb 12

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#235 Apr 12, 2012
I'd rather watch Monk.
Parden pard

Northampton, PA

#236 Apr 15, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
I'd rather watch Monk.
Then watch Monk dress and polish Chuck Norris's boots.

“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#237 Apr 15, 2012
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

“New & Improved..”

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#238 Apr 15, 2012
When asked about his favorite dining experience Chuck Norris smiled and replied, "Chinese, take out.!"

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#239 Apr 15, 2012
Chuck Norris doesn't own an umbrella; rain dare not fall on him.

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Since: Nov 08

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#240 May 17, 2012
Viagra is instructed to call a doctor if it has a Chuck Norris for longer than 4 hours.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#241 May 17, 2012
Chuck Norris is the reason Journey stopped believing!

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