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CHUCK NORRIS (hi-ya)

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Somebody read my mind....

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits......

[Dave?...where ya at?]

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Sep 11, 2008
 
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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WOW.. My mother in law wants me to try to get an autographed pic of CHUCK NORRIS VIA fan club..
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SHe just loves him..
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You know I remember when CHUCK NORRIS use to do KARATE shows at MILITARY CIRCLE,,,, a SHOPPING MALL close to VA. Beach Va...
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And now look at him.... WOW..
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I have a dear friend RANDY, that looks just like him and we always comment on that to RANDY...
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Good thread.. And weird that I was just now (In the works, of getting a pic from him)
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I did it once for LADY RETTA. I wrote JOHN TRAVOLTA for her and he actually sent LORETTA an AUTOGRAPHED 8X10 of him .. and SIgned it in WHITE MAGIC MARKER.. SHe is so thrilled.. That for about two months she would call me JOHN TRAVOLTA as we made love.. hehehehe
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I did'nt mind it one bit..
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PEace to you .. H.B.
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This will be a good thread..
I know all the women will be visiting here too...
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You are a woman magnet...
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(ANd chubbly gay guys??? LMAO)
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You can call me CHUBS.. Oh my...
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Very COOL of you to to that for her dude-duh.
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Very COOL of you to to that for her dude-duh.
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'It helps me get laid.. hahahaha
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TAKE ME DOWN SLOW AND EASY.. WHITESNAKE..
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Sep 11, 2008
 
my step dad looks like chuck norris we was at the water park some 1 said when did chuck norris come to town and then poeple came up asking for pic of him and stuff it was funney

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HB Local wrote:
Somebody read my mind....
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits......
[Dave?...where ya at?]
This is a breath of fresh air, which I happen to need right now...got convict lungs.

"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris."

And let that be a lesson to ye.

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Sep 12, 2008
 
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris Doesn't do Push ups, he pushes the ground.....down

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Sep 12, 2008
 
Can you imagine if Chuck Norris and Christopher Walken ever joined forces???? Scary !
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Sep 12, 2008
 
chuck norris once hit a horse in the jaw.it's descendants are now known as giraffes.

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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

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Chuck Norris is sooo fast, he can run around the globe and kick himself in the head.....

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Chuck Norris is everywhere.

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.......

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris is in Galveston Bay right now, surfing.

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Debra27 wrote:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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[good one! outta clown songs?]

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

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George Bush calls Chuck Norris Mr. President

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