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“Where DO missing socks go?”

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#1 Jan 23, 2013
Here's what Boehner said to Obama:
"Mr. President, I have good and bad news for you."
"Do tell!"
"Good news first, we finally found who peed 'Obama Sucks!' in the snow in front of the White House!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. It was Romney!"
"It figures. What's the bad news?"
"It was Michelle's handwriting!"
*eye roll*

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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#2 Jan 23, 2013
Boehner:“Hey, I think your pal Beyonce’ was lip-syncing the Star-Spangled banner”

*eye roll*

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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#3 Jan 23, 2013
Boehner:"So I told the wife, you'll just have to get by on your budget, like America will have to do. You can't just run out and buy dresses whenever you like, lil missy."

*eye roll*
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#4 Jan 23, 2013
Boehner--
pointing to Michelles rice,, you gonna eat that?

*eye roll*

Boehner-- will you put your hand in my lap Michelle?

*eye roll*

Boehner--Im so nervous I gotta pee

*eye roll*

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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#5 Jan 23, 2013
Boehmer to Obama: "You know, I cried while I watched you take the Oath of Office."

*eye roll*

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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#6 Jan 23, 2013
Boehmer: "Does this menu fit the healthy school lunch criteria?"

*eye roll*
Here is one

United States

#7 Jan 23, 2013
Obama is a great president!

*BIG eye roll*

“I know where you are,”

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Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#8 Jan 23, 2013
-Topicks Puppet Show- wrote:
Boehmer to Obama: "You know, I cried while I watched you take the Oath of Office."
*eye roll*
Obama to Boehmer: "Here's some Kleenex and stop sniveling."

***eye roll***
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#9 Jan 23, 2013
b- The prez should lip sync his next speech...

M-* eye roll*

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#10 Jan 23, 2013
Biden - 2016

*eye roll*

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#11 Jan 23, 2013
Politics

Eye Roll....
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#12 Jan 23, 2013
Mr. Obama to Michelle: Say ! I was just thinkin....
M-* eye roll *

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#13 Jan 23, 2013
Boehmer to Obama: "Have you tried the African soup?"

*eye roll*

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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#14 Jan 23, 2013
Boehner:(taps Michele on the arm) I'm thinking of running for president myself in 2016
(Taps Michelle on the arm again) Would you vote for me?

*eye roll*
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#15 Jan 23, 2013
b- y you be gettin all "eye rollin" on my ass with those bangs girlfriend??

m---*eye roll*

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#16 Jan 23, 2013
Obama to Boehmer: "Can I bum a cigarette?"

*eye roll*

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#17 Jan 23, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
Obama to Boehmer: "Can I bum a cigarette?"
*eye roll*
Hahaha - you cWack me up M69.
I don't know when I started doing it, but following your name around the bored is ... never boring.:)

I know ...*eye roll*
;~)

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#18 Jan 23, 2013
Hahaha ^^^^ She said bored.
:)

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Since: Jun 08

There

#19 Jan 23, 2013
The first president Bush..'read my lips,no new taxes'.

That calls for a major eyeroll :D

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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#21 Jan 23, 2013
Boehmer to Obama: "I'm going to tell a group of Republicans tomorrow that it is your goal to "annihilate" the Republican Party and "shove" it "into the dustbin of history."LOL That'll rile them up!

*eye roll*

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