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“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#5399 Feb 10, 2013
The Happy Hacker wrote:
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A.Just a figment of my own imagination.
Q.What is the speed of dark.
Hmmmm, don't think there is a speed of dark.. once dark it stays that way..Until the speed of light decides to awaken our inner light.. WHAT A FREAKIN' TURN-ON...WOW!!..
Don't Bogart that Bogie DUDE!!... Why are there PINK colored Xmas Lites placed in the same string as the traditional green, red, yellow and blue lights..WEIRD!!

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#5400 Feb 10, 2013
A-They didn't leave them in the red Easter egg color long enough.
Q-Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#5401 Feb 10, 2013
Castiel 2 wrote:
A-They didn't leave them in the red Easter egg color long enough.
Q-Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Because the runways are taken.

Why am I here?

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#5402 Feb 10, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Because the runways are taken.
Why am I here?
...same reason the rest of us are here, 2 people got together and did the nasty.
Why are men expected to put the toilet seat down and women aren't expected to put the toilet seat up?

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Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#5403 Feb 10, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...same reason the rest of us are here, 2 people got together and did the nasty.
Why are men expected to put the toilet seat down and women aren't expected to put the toilet seat up?
A.So 2 hours of begging doesn't turn into 2 weeks without.
Q.If a man ask a question and there's no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?

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#5404 Feb 10, 2013
The Happy Hacker wrote:
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A.So 2 hours of begging doesn't turn into 2 weeks without.
Q.If a man ask a question and there's no woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?
It doesn't matter, theres no nagging when a woman isn't around...
Why do women ask a man if an outfit makes them look fat knowing full well neither reply will be acceptable?

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#5405 Jan 9, 2015
Ham Burglur wrote:
Why is a hamburger made of beef?
Otherwise, they wouldn't call it a hamburger.

Why do they call a hamburger a hamburger when there is no ham in it at all?
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#5406 Jan 9, 2015
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Otherwise, they wouldn't call it a hamburger.
Why do they call a hamburger a hamburger when there is no ham in it at all?
Because the cheeseburger hadn't been invented yet!

I sugar the opposite of salt,, or is salt the opposite of pepper?

“I call it as I see it.”

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Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#5407 Jan 18, 2015
Mechanic wrote:
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Because the cheeseburger hadn't been invented yet!
I sugar the opposite of salt,, or is salt the opposite of pepper?
Neither.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Scholar

Owensboro, KY

#5408 Jan 18, 2015
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>Neither.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Yes.

If the Milky Way galaxy was the size of a nickel (about 2 cm across), how big would the universe be?
Mechanic

Campti, LA

#5409 Feb 2, 2015
Scholar wrote:
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Yes.
If the Milky Way galaxy was the size of a nickel (about 2 cm across), how big would the universe be?
That depends on whether or not the nickel is drawing interest.

If you cross-breed an elephant and a rhino,, does that give you a "hell-if-I-know" ??

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