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“False Prophet”

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#5379
Dec 25, 2012
 
Some Nutjob wrote:
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A: In public.
Q: Do you got people in places that no one else can see?
In a universe far far away

Why does Obama not understand we need weapons to protect our families like he does???

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

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#5380
Dec 27, 2012
 
hinamanu wrote:
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In a universe far far away
Why does Obama not understand we need weapons to protect our families like he does???
A: It's directly linked to the safety of people who need to be protected in his authoritative opinion.

Q:Am I forgetting soemthing?

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#5381
Dec 27, 2012
 
I fish wrote:
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A: It's directly linked to the safety of people who need to be protected in his authoritative opinion.
Q:Am I forgetting soemthing?
A. One thing you forgot...He doesn't want us to be able to protect outselves.
Q: Can we protect each other?

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#5382
Dec 27, 2012
 
A.Ofcourse not.
Q:Will there be any guns to protect us from?

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#5383
Dec 27, 2012
 

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From which to protect us.
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#5384
Dec 27, 2012
 
I fish wrote:
From which to protect us.
April, will you
Let me swim
in your reckless oceans.
Embrace the sunset
of your despair.

Let me deviate you from
your course.
Allow you to embark your fears,
letting them melt,
like a mild dew
upon your skin,
as would tender kisses.

May an eastern
blow away,
like a pleasant thunder,
the nebulous echo
of your elegy.

You may find yourself
in the abysmal cave,
abloom,
devoured by solace
and silence.

(The last two verses were a bonus
for sending me such a "not-so-sweet" e-mail)

Thank You....Mmmmm ?
~DeVine.

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#5385
Jan 16, 2013
 
I fish wrote:
A.Ofcourse not.
Q:Will there be any guns to protect us from?
A: Only BB guns.

Q:Do I need a permit to carry my sex pistol with me?
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#5386
Jan 16, 2013
 
A: Depends on the caliber...wink,wink

Q: Is Obama thinking ONLY of HIS personal safety?

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#5387
Jan 16, 2013
 
Wanda wrote:
A: Depends on the caliber...wink,wink
Q: Is Obama thinking ONLY of HIS personal safety?
Just like Hitler with the SS

Is Time & Space your hero on Topix or is that a silly q
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#5388
Jan 16, 2013
 
Thumbs up for being silly....Why are so many people able to post answers to stupid questions, are we smart?

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#5389
Jan 17, 2013
 
Of course, everybody in topix is a genius.

If a dish can run off with a spoon, can a slug fly off with a pig?

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#5390
Jan 17, 2013
 
only on the way to the moon.

why did the cow jump over the moon?

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#5391
Jan 17, 2013
 
Because it couldn't swim there.

Would I be able to call someone using my nebuliser?

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#5392
Jan 17, 2013
 

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not if you inhale

can someone get USA a new president?

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#5393
Jan 17, 2013
 
Yep, I'll go to IGA right now and buy one.

What type of stupid question does it have to, like, be?

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#5394
Jan 17, 2013
 
Juicylu wrote:
Yep, I'll go to IGA right now and buy one.
What type of stupid question does it have to, like, be?
A:There are no stupid questions only stupid people!
Q:If you breed a sheep and a elephant would the baby be a miniature wooly mammoth?

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#5395
Jan 17, 2013
 
DixieHound wrote:
<quoted text>A:There are no stupid questions only stupid people!
Q:If you breed a sheep and a elephant would the baby be a miniature wooly mammoth?
(Lol)

No, the baby would be a very strong duck.

Are we there yet?

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#5396
Feb 10, 2013
 
Juicylu wrote:
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(Lol)
No, the baby would be a very strong duck.
Are we there yet?
A: Nearly there now
Q: Is Lt Colombo related to Peter Falk ?
pat

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#5397
Feb 10, 2013
 
rajibastard wrote:
<quoted text>A: Nearly there now
Q: Is Lt Colombo related to Peter Falk ?
A.Only if you want him to be.
Q. Who are you?

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#5398
Feb 10, 2013
 
pat wrote:
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A.Only if you want him to be.
Q. Who are you?
A.Just a figment of my own imagination.
Q.What is the speed of dark.

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