“False Prophet”

Level 4

Since: Jan 08

hamilton

#5379 Dec 25, 2012
Some Nutjob wrote:
<quoted text>
A: In public.
Q: Do you got people in places that no one else can see?
In a universe far far away

Why does Obama not understand we need weapons to protect our families like he does???

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#5380 Dec 27, 2012
hinamanu wrote:
<quoted text>
In a universe far far away
Why does Obama not understand we need weapons to protect our families like he does???
A: It's directly linked to the safety of people who need to be protected in his authoritative opinion.

Q:Am I forgetting soemthing?

“.May the odds be ever with you”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

United States

#5381 Dec 27, 2012
I fish wrote:
<quoted text>
A: It's directly linked to the safety of people who need to be protected in his authoritative opinion.
Q:Am I forgetting soemthing?
A. One thing you forgot...He doesn't want us to be able to protect outselves.
Q: Can we protect each other?

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#5382 Dec 27, 2012
A.Ofcourse not.
Q:Will there be any guns to protect us from?

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#5383 Dec 27, 2012
From which to protect us.
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#5384 Dec 27, 2012
I fish wrote:
From which to protect us.
April, will you
Let me swim
in your reckless oceans.
Embrace the sunset
of your despair.

Let me deviate you from
your course.
Allow you to embark your fears,
letting them melt,
like a mild dew
upon your skin,
as would tender kisses.

May an eastern
blow away,
like a pleasant thunder,
the nebulous echo
of your elegy.

You may find yourself
in the abysmal cave,
abloom,
devoured by solace
and silence.

(The last two verses were a bonus
for sending me such a "not-so-sweet" e-mail)

Thank You....Mmmmm ?
~DeVine.

“Who's got the hooch?”

Level 3

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#5385 Jan 16, 2013
I fish wrote:
A.Ofcourse not.
Q:Will there be any guns to protect us from?
A: Only BB guns.

Q:Do I need a permit to carry my sex pistol with me?
Wanda

Livermore, CA

#5386 Jan 16, 2013
A: Depends on the caliber...wink,wink

Q: Is Obama thinking ONLY of HIS personal safety?

“False Prophet”

Level 4

Since: Jan 08

hamilton

#5387 Jan 16, 2013
Wanda wrote:
A: Depends on the caliber...wink,wink
Q: Is Obama thinking ONLY of HIS personal safety?
Just like Hitler with the SS

Is Time & Space your hero on Topix or is that a silly q
Donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#5388 Jan 16, 2013
Thumbs up for being silly....Why are so many people able to post answers to stupid questions, are we smart?

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#5389 Jan 17, 2013
Of course, everybody in topix is a genius.

If a dish can run off with a spoon, can a slug fly off with a pig?

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

Location hidden

#5390 Jan 17, 2013
only on the way to the moon.

why did the cow jump over the moon?

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#5391 Jan 17, 2013
Because it couldn't swim there.

Would I be able to call someone using my nebuliser?

“look up and laugh”

Level 9

Since: Jun 08

guess, where

#5392 Jan 17, 2013
not if you inhale

can someone get USA a new president?

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#5393 Jan 17, 2013
Yep, I'll go to IGA right now and buy one.

What type of stupid question does it have to, like, be?

“Who's got the hooch?”

Level 3

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#5394 Jan 17, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
Yep, I'll go to IGA right now and buy one.
What type of stupid question does it have to, like, be?
A:There are no stupid questions only stupid people!
Q:If you breed a sheep and a elephant would the baby be a miniature wooly mammoth?

“The who whating how...”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#5395 Jan 17, 2013
DixieHound wrote:
<quoted text>A:There are no stupid questions only stupid people!
Q:If you breed a sheep and a elephant would the baby be a miniature wooly mammoth?
(Lol)

No, the baby would be a very strong duck.

Are we there yet?

“If you see God,tell him.”

Level 3

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#5396 Feb 10, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
<quoted text>
(Lol)
No, the baby would be a very strong duck.
Are we there yet?
A: Nearly there now
Q: Is Lt Colombo related to Peter Falk ?
pat

AOL

#5397 Feb 10, 2013
rajibastard wrote:
<quoted text>A: Nearly there now
Q: Is Lt Colombo related to Peter Falk ?
A.Only if you want him to be.
Q. Who are you?

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

Jamestown, ny

#5398 Feb 10, 2013
pat wrote:
<quoted text>
A.Only if you want him to be.
Q. Who are you?
A.Just a figment of my own imagination.
Q.What is the speed of dark.

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