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Answer a Stupid Question Then Ask a Stupid Question

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Buford Pusser

Burlington, NC

#1 Jun 29, 2009
Please answer the last posters stupid question and ask a stupid question afterwards. Questions must be as stupid as the answers you gave to the previous posters stupid question. Sometimes posters will answer the same stupid question which is stupid. Don't be stupid, stupid and answer the last stupid question you read. If you can't read, you are in the right forum.
Buford Pusser

Burlington, NC

#2 Jun 29, 2009
ANSWER: What a stupid forum

QUESTION: Why do people even bother to read these stupid forums?
keep it goin

Glasgow, KY

#3 Jun 29, 2009
ANSWER: Cause their batteries died.

QUESTION: If people make milk, and cows make milk, why can't ants?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#4 Jun 29, 2009
Because that would be as difficult as pulling a sliver out of an ant's ass with a boxing glove?

Question: Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

“cougar w/sharp claws”

Level 4

Since: Mar 08

The kitten, NOT ME!!!!

#5 Jun 29, 2009
Ants make hills!!!!
Mareseatoatsanddoeseatoatsandl ittlelambseativy. Akid'lleativytoo. Wouldn't you?

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#6 Jun 29, 2009
keep it goin wrote:
ANSWER: Cause their batteries died.
QUESTION: If people make milk, and cows make milk, why can't ants?
Answer-Cause ants don't have boobs....... Question-If you call a bicycle company,do they refer you to a spokesman?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#7 Jun 29, 2009
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text> Answer-Cause ants don't have boobs....... Question-If you call a bicycle company,do they refer you to a spokesman?
Depends on how "tired" he is.

Question: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

“Eats yer spinichk ?”

Since: Sep 08

CardboardBoxville

#8 Jun 29, 2009
Answer: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
Question: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.
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Answer: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Question: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
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Answer: A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton"
Question: Name two big hits, two big mitts.....and a famous country singer!
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Answer: Yassir Arafat
Question: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?

“Saving the planet ”

Since: Jun 09

One tinfoil hat at a time

#9 Jun 29, 2009
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
Depends on how "tired" he is.
Question: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
Answer--Mr and Mrs Grant. Question-Why DO they call it dope?
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#10 Jun 29, 2009
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text> Answer-Cause ants don't have boobs....... Question-If you call a bicycle company,do they refer you to a spokesman?
Answer..i get put through to a woman about a menstrual cycle..
Question..If a funeral pocession is at night do you drive with the lights off?

“Always consider the dragon ...”

Level 5

Since: Apr 09

If you live near her.

#11 Jun 29, 2009
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Answer..i get put through to a woman about a menstrual cycle..
Question..If a funeral pocession is at night do you drive with the lights off?
Yes and the corpse always looks better.

Question: How do you like your tombstone?

“Always consider the dragon ...”

Level 5

Since: Apr 09

If you live near her.

#12 Jun 29, 2009
Mrs Rabid wrote:
<quoted text> Answer--Mr and Mrs Grant. Question-Why DO they call it dope?
Because they can.

Question: Are you high?

“Saving the planet ”

Since: Jun 09

One tinfoil hat at a time

#13 Jun 29, 2009
rebecca in conyers wrote:
<quoted text>
Because they can.
Question: Are you high?
Answer-I'm looking down on eagles.......Question-Why is everything outdoors regulated by the department of the interior?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#14 Jun 29, 2009
Mrs Rabid wrote:
<quoted text> Answer-I'm looking down on eagles.......Question-Why is everything outdoors regulated by the department of the interior?
See the answer in post #12

Question: Why do they call it semi-boneless ham?
cool breeze

AOL

#15 Jun 29, 2009
Dr_Dirty wrote:
<quoted text>
See the answer in post #12
Question: Why do they call it semi-boneless ham?
Because they couldnt spell bologna.

question Does this game ever end?

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#16 Jun 29, 2009
cool breeze wrote:
<quoted text>Because they couldnt spell bologna.
question Does this game ever end?
hahahaha!

Answer: Only when Topix gets bought out by Google.

Question: Who's yer daddy?? Huh?? WHO'S YER DADDY????

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#17 Jun 29, 2009
ANSWER...My daddy is NOT a who. Only Horton hears a Who. QUESTION. We have a quarter moon here, what kind of moon do you have there?

“Our Grand daughter”

Level 3

Since: Sep 06

Location hidden

#18 Jun 29, 2009
Vee wrote:
ANSWER...My daddy is NOT a who. Only Horton hears a Who. QUESTION. We have a quarter moon here, what kind of moon do you have there?
ANSWER: A dime moon, inflation, you know..
Question: Why are some people so mean?
cool breeze

AOL

#19 Jun 29, 2009
Vee wrote:
ANSWER...My daddy is NOT a who. Only Horton hears a Who. QUESTION. We have a quarter moon here, what kind of moon do you have there?
We got a dollar moon.

Q---If inept is a word, shouldnt ept be a word???

Vee

“Man Of Every Hour”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#20 Jun 29, 2009
cool breeze wrote:
<quoted text>We got a dollar moon.
Q---If inept is a word, shouldnt ept be a word???
No, because the opposite of Inept is outept. If the difference in the words good and food is only one letter, why cant we pronounce the word good, like food?

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