Can you poo on demand? Drunk driver did

Can you poo on demand? Drunk driver did

There are 19 comments on the Anorak story from Aug 13, 2012, titled Can you poo on demand? Drunk driver did. In it, Anorak reports that:

MUG Shot of the day takes us to Thibodaux, Louisiana, whereA Wayne Benoit, 53, has been asked to step out of his truck.

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“ZOSO”

Level 4

Since: Jan 12

Don't Fear The Reaper

#1 Aug 13, 2012
His entire life led up to this moment. I bet his parents most be soo proud.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#2 Aug 13, 2012
Can actually relate.., sorta.

Level 5

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#3 Aug 13, 2012
Did he really think the cops wouldn't arrest him if he pooped his pants? He's the one that had to sit in it. Ewwwww.

I hope they at least let him shower off before putting on his jail jumpsuit.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#5 Aug 13, 2012
Depends on who is demanding.

“Be obscure ”

Level 2

Since: Apr 12

clearly

#6 Aug 13, 2012
i'm sure he was already backed up

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#7 Aug 13, 2012
Everywhere I go on topix, some shithaed is sure to follow me and say some crap. Does that count?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#8 Aug 13, 2012
Was it solid or loose?

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#9 Aug 13, 2012
The cops need a stainless steel cage truck for these types. Something easily hosed out. Officers, add a jar of Vick's vaporub to your gear, you can stuff it in your nostrils for the really bad odor cases.(old mortician's trick)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#10 Aug 13, 2012
I cannot poo on demand.

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#11 Aug 13, 2012
Well it is Thibodaux. Considering that the main diet of the entire town is spicey crawfish and budweiser, 99.9 percent of the population can crap themselves on demand.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#12 Aug 13, 2012
The trick is to NOT crap involuntarily......

8-|

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#13 Aug 13, 2012
DILF wrote:
The trick is to NOT crap involuntarily......
8-|
Especially when they taze you.......
Linda the lonely widow

Plainfield, IL

#14 Aug 13, 2012
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>Especially when they taze you.......
You should know,since you are a complete piece of s**t
Peter McDo Well

United States

#15 Aug 13, 2012
sure, when I pull geno's head out

“Free beer tomorrow ....”

Level 5

Since: May 10

You'll find me!

#16 Aug 13, 2012
Buzz_kill wrote:
i'm sure he was already backed up
Like bumper to bumper, lol.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#17 Aug 13, 2012
this story stinks!

“Jody”

Level 7

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#18 Aug 13, 2012
DILF wrote:
The trick is to NOT crap involuntarily......
8-|
Exactly. Any drunk can take a crap, the drunk that holds it in is one that impresses me.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#19 Aug 14, 2012
off the trail wrote:
<quoted text>
Exactly. Any drunk can take a crap, the drunk that holds it in is one that impresses me.
Easy to spot too, he's the guy that's sweating profusely and crossing his legs in the corner by the pool table.......

“1943-2013”

Level 10

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#20 Aug 14, 2012
Long,long ago in a place far,far away

My RDC made the announcement that He'd tell us when we could crap. And we'd better only do it when he said so.

I made a snide remark

[[ I suppose he'll tell us what color too.]]

thinking he didn't hear me.

Oops..was that a mistake....

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