Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

[Saluki Rod]

Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.

[Da Man]

I salute you -- you are my Hero and an excellent example of a Father!

Saluki Rod wrote:

Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.

[Laura Beth]

SR wrote :

Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.

Beth writes :

Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

[RACE]

We dont discuss spits,dribbles of chunks. Its all about the gas.

Laura Beth wrote:

SR wrote :
Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Beth writes :
Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

[Saluki Rod]

RACE wrote:

We dont discuss spits,dribbles of chunks. Its all about the gas.
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Hey, I fart, but I never spit! That'd be uncivilized.

[Da Man]

Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...

Laura Beth wrote:

SR wrote :
Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Beth writes :
Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

[LookAroundYou]

news flash wrote:

Can you imagine this kid in Crook County jail letting one go in the cell with this big 350 lb. monster for an inmate, I guess he would learn the cure for this real fast.

I had to comment on your posting. I agree completely with you, and thank you for the laugh this morning.:)

[Laura Beth]

It's kinda like a period, don't wear white If ya have gas that bad.

Lol

[LookAroundYou]

Da Man wrote:

Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
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What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)

[Mr Taggert]

LookAroundYou wrote:

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What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)

We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!

[Saluki Rod]

Da Man wrote:

Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
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Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

[RACE]

So, your saying it's all in pressure control?

Saluki Rod wrote:

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Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

[Saluki Rod]

RACE wrote:

So, your saying it's all in pressure control?
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More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.

Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.

[dognes]

youtube.com/watch... …
Really what a Fart will do?

[Mommy and Dave]

RACE wrote:

Thats a terrible product!
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I agree.....spolis the whole sharing thing....

[Mommy and Dave]

Mr Taggert wrote:

<quoted text>We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!

4 years! Wow! Talk about lingering.....you gotta put up your chilli recipe again....that was good!

[Mommy and Dave]

Saluki Rod wrote:

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More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.
Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.

I think it's more like....if one practices enough, they master the art. Take credit for your skill....You're an inspriation to us all!

[ffffffaaaaarrrrr tttttt]

In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.

[Saluki Rod]

ffffffaaaaarrrrrtttttt wrote:

In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.

I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.

[Da Man]

Give her time to inhale the essence of your colon... Maybe over a glass of wine... after toxic chili...

Saluki Rod wrote:

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I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.