National Weather Service issues flash...

National Weather Service issues flash flood advisory for El Paso area

There are 3 comments on the El Paso Times story from Aug 19, 2013, titled National Weather Service issues flash flood advisory for El Paso area. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Traffic during the evening commute is slow in parts because of heavy rain n parts of West and Central El Paso.

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Larry Grover

El Paso, TX

#1 Aug 20, 2013
I hate these pop up thunderstorms. They remind me to the time I struck up a conversation in Home Depot with a woman who was looking at new toilets. I asked her what kind of seat she preferred to sit on because it was obviously she had dainty, delicate buns without much padding. She told me to bug off because she thought I was trying to hit on her but it was a legitimate question. "Don't think you're going to be tapping this sweet butt," she said. I assured her it was merely a curious question about what would be best and eventually she believed me because right there in the plumbing section, she pulled down her jeans and sat on one of the seat with her bareass. "Oh, this feels nice on my cheeks," she purred. "I think this one will suit my delicate butt quite nicely." I offered to pay for it since she had given me such a wonderful show but that teed her off and she smacked me in the arm and stormed off.
Guess What

El Paso, TX

#2 Aug 20, 2013
Larry Grover wrote:
I hate these pop up thunderstorms. They remind me to the time I struck up a conversation in Home Depot with a woman who was looking at new toilets. I asked her what kind of seat she preferred to sit on because it was obviously she had dainty, delicate buns without much padding. She told me to bug off because she thought I was trying to hit on her but it was a legitimate question. "Don't think you're going to be tapping this sweet butt," she said. I assured her it was merely a curious question about what would be best and eventually she believed me because right there in the plumbing section, she pulled down her jeans and sat on one of the seat with her bareass. "Oh, this feels nice on my cheeks," she purred. "I think this one will suit my delicate butt quite nicely." I offered to pay for it since she had given me such a wonderful show but that teed her off and she smacked me in the arm and stormed off.
WOW the very same thing happened to me late yesterday at a Lowes. Was she Hispanic?
Larry Grover

El Paso, TX

#3 Aug 20, 2013
Guess What wrote:
<quoted text> WOW the very same thing happened to me late yesterday at a Lowes. Was she Hispanic?
Yes she was, as a matter of fact. I actually sprinted like a bat out of hell to try and catch up and apologize to her for the misunderstanding. She must have been on the track team, however, because she was in her car before I could catch her. I did get one last look at her sweet backside while I was chasing her at least.

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