How to stay tornado-safe?

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Lightning strikes during a thunderstorm as people search for items that can be saved at their devastated home in Moore, Oklahoma, on Thursday, May 23, three days after it was destroyed by a tornado that ripped through the area.

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It's easy to stay 'tornado safe'. Don't live where tornados happen.
Your welcome.

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Dig hole in ground. Line with rebar and concrete, leaving two means of ingress and egress.

Use.

DUH.

(Oh right. We're talking about Oklahoma!)
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You're never safe, anywhere, anytime. Safety is an illusion. Sh!t happens, we can't predict everything. Stay thirsty my friend!
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You're never safe, anywhere, anytime. Safety is an illusion. Sh!t happens, we can't predict everything. Stay thirsty my friend!
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It's plainly obvious what the solution is.

Carry around pockets full of rocks.
This only works though if it's genuine Okie
rocks that you carry. Don't be fooled
by fake rocks.

Be certain to carry a lot in your bulging
pockets so everyone can recognize your
smarts.

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Rich the Gringo wrote:
It's easy to stay 'tornado safe'. Don't live where tornados happen.
Your welcome.
You must be unaware that there have been tornadoes reported in all 50 states.

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WarForOil wrote:
It's plainly obvious what the solution is.
Carry around pockets full of rocks.
This only works though if it's genuine Okie
rocks that you carry. Don't be fooled
by fake rocks.
Be certain to carry a lot in your bulging
pockets so everyone can recognize your
smarts.
I'm sure the first time I heard that old saw, it was about a Texan.

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May 24, 2013
 
Under Siege Okie wrote:
<quoted text>You must be unaware that there have been tornadoes reported in all 50 states.
Yes, I am quite aware of this BUT I was being facetious so ZOOOOOOM

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May 24, 2013
 
Under Siege Okie wrote:
<quoted text> I'm sure the first time I heard that old saw, it was about a Texan.
Ya mean Baja-Oklahoma?
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WarForOil wrote:
It's plainly obvious what the solution is.
Carry around pockets full of rocks.
This only works though if it's genuine Okie
rocks that you carry. Don't be fooled
by fake rocks.
Be certain to carry a lot in your bulging
pockets so everyone can recognize your
smarts.
WarForOil doesn't need to carry around rocks in his pockets. He has a more-than-sufficient quantity in his head.
WarForOil

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WarForCrap wrote:
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WarForOil doesn't need to carry around rocks in his pockets. He has a more-than-sufficient quantity in his head.
Imitation is a flattery usually.
Using a similar name to mine in this instance isn't.

Start imitating someone suicidal.
Zane

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May 26, 2013
 
WarForOil wrote:
It's plainly obvious what the solution is.
Carry around pockets full of rocks.
This only works though if it's genuine Okie
rocks that you carry. Don't be fooled
by fake rocks.
Be certain to carry a lot in your bulging
pockets so everyone can recognize your
smarts.
Progressive Liberal Rants = Troll Scat
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Zane wrote:
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Progressive Liberal Rants = Troll Scat
Conservatism fits you well.
No need to think or improve.

Those overalls are a great look for you.
Zane

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WaForOil wrote:
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Conservatism fits you well.
No need to think or improve.
Those overalls are a great look for you.
Progressive Liberal Rants = Troll Scat
Kentucky Trash

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WarForOil wrote:
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Imitation is a flattery usually.
Using a similar name to mine in this instance isn't.
Start imitating someone suicidal.
Your parents should be suicidal for bringing shite like you into the world.

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