There's many things that you need. Guns are not one of them.<quoted text>
That's why we need our guns. We need guns because of liberals. They are violent people.
The list is long and comprehensive of the things you truly need. It is the same list that Piggy is in need of. It is the same list that Don't Snow Me should be pouring over. It is the same list that ruth needs to store in his heart. It is the same list that needs to be posted in the living rooms of every Racist and Hater.
You say liberals are violent people, yet it was Republicans who were architects of an immoral and false war. The foundations that you stand upon to support your reasons for needing guns is crumpling. Reach up and grab hold of that list before you are swallowed up and made one with the Earth.
I'm holding that list. If you reach for it, I'll be sure you get it. You Fools need all the help you can get.