"You fooled a panel of experts into thinking you were possessed, and the commonwealth's attorney took away the death penalty because you confessed," she said, reading a poem she wrote as her victim impact statement.

"For now you have escaped that death squad, but one day, Christopher Speight, you will have to stand before God," she said. "God is not so easily fooled."

More death for "god's" people always makes 'em happy! Which is kind of ironic considering they'd have just as hard of time proving their imaginary god as an Egyptian one named Jennifer.