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#70
Oct 12, 2012
 
Me of course.

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Oct 12, 2012
 
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>Just don't take any split pea soup from Race! Longstanding joke, but we've frozen it on a stick to serve as split pea popsicles! But if you ever wanted anything made from bamboo--she's the gal to talk to.
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#72
Oct 12, 2012
 
A vote for Ruby is a vote for Goobers everywhere! ;-)

Ruby is a goober
I am a goober
You can be a goober too.

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Oct 13, 2012
 
Good morning funny people.

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#74
Oct 13, 2012
 
RaceCityUsa wrote:
Arf!Arf!..y'all hear that? That's my dogs barking. I've been out all day pounding the pavement with my big sign "Vote for Rubygoober"..look for me on HLN at 6:30pm..Y'all will recognize me..I'm the one in the middle of all the "Vote for Romney" & "Vote for Obama" signs.
Hey Ruby..I got 46 write in votes for you. How much longer do I have to do this, for you to call off Smarty Marty?
Good to see everyone today! It's almost Happy Hour so I'll be mixing us up a batch of RUBYrita's. Just grab a full "vote for Rubygoober" commemerative plastic glass.
Right now you're safe from Marty~~he's doing 90 days in the pokey.
I asked him if he is concerned about being brought before the Bar
and possibly having his licenses suspended or revoked.
His answer? No problem, they've already been rovoked...

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#75
Oct 13, 2012
 
Lady -G- wrote:
A vote for Ruby is a vote for Goobers everywhere! ;-)
Ruby is a goober
I am a goober
You can be a goober too.
Sounds like a movie candy~~
Would you like some Gooberettes?

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Oct 13, 2012
 
rubygoober wrote:
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Right now you're safe from Marty~~he's doing 90 days in the pokey.
I asked him if he is concerned about being brought before the Bar
and possibly having his licenses suspended or revoked.
His answer? No problem, they've already been rovoked...
Being revoked never stopped him before. Race has really been campaigning hard for you - think she'll do a whistle stop tour to promote your candidacy?

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#82
Oct 13, 2012
 
Pose for the camera!

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<quoted text>Being revoked never stopped him before. Race has really been campaigning hard for you - think she'll do a whistle stop tour to promote your candidacy?
Yes, yes she will~~
Our bus will look like something out of a Ken Kesey trip...

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And our bus will smell like Willie's bus...

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Oct 13, 2012
 
Good evening.

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Oct 13, 2012
 

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rubygoober wrote:
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Yes, yes she will~~
Our bus will look like something out of a Ken Kesey trip...
You Merry Prankster you.

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Get On The Magic Bus (The Who)

Even with all the turmoil in country during this time~~
The biggest being VietNam, it was still a fun time.

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#88
Oct 13, 2012
 
rubygoober wrote:
And our bus will smell like Willie's bus...


I think it should be called "Smokin' dope again", but that's just my opinion. Hello--you're in your 70's, you're still smoking dope (and probably the good stuff--Acapulco Gold, Panama Red) and are infamous for being pulled over and having your bus searched. LOL--I love Willie and his free spirit.

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Oct 13, 2012
 
covcas wrote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Gdlyi5mckg0XX
I think it should be called "Smokin' dope again", but that's just my opinion. Hello--you're in your 70's, you're still smoking dope (and probably the good stuff--Acapulco Gold, Panama Red) and are infamous for being pulled over and having your bus searched. LOL--I love Willie and his free spirit.
Willie is an icon in the music business.
He certainly earned it, what a great song writer he is, too.
He's played with some legends not just in country but blues,
rock, etc.
I love to hear him perform with Santana...

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#90
Oct 13, 2012
 
rubygoober wrote:
And our bus will smell like Willie's bus...
Please get me off this short bus and take me with you.

I'm giving you my votes and making posters...

Vote for RUBY!

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Oct 13, 2012
 
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Please get me off this short bus and take me with you.
I'm giving you my votes and making posters...
Vote for RUBY!
How in the world did you end up on the short bus?
It's a given YOU are getting on the Magic Bus.
Might even ask you to drive it...

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rubygoober wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =bl9bvuAV-AoXX
Get On The Magic Bus (The Who)
Even with all the turmoil in country during this time~~
The biggest being VietNam, it was still a fun time.
My parents were of the hippie generation and still practice some of the 'culture.' To help me understand the lifestyle my mother told me to read The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. I'm not sure it helped a lot but here's one of my favorite quotes from the book:

"This is control tower, this is control tower, clear Runway One, the cougar microbes approach, bleeding antique lint from every pore and begging for high octane, beware, be aware, all ye who sleep in baracks on the main strip, the lumps in your mattress are carnivore spores, venereal butterflies sent by the Combine to mothproof your brain, a pro-kit in every light socket--Plug up the light sockets! The cougar microbes are marching in like army ants..."

Furthur... That must have been one hell of a bus trip.

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KnightPirate wrote:
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My parents were of the hippie generation and still practice some of the 'culture.' To help me understand the lifestyle my mother told me to read The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. I'm not sure it helped a lot but here's one of my favorite quotes from the book:
"This is control tower, this is control tower, clear Runway One, the cougar microbes approach, bleeding antique lint from every pore and begging for high octane, beware, be aware, all ye who sleep in baracks on the main strip, the lumps in your mattress are carnivore spores, venereal butterflies sent by the Combine to mothproof your brain, a pro-kit in every light socket--Plug up the light sockets! The cougar microbes are marching in like army ants..."
Furthur... That must have been one hell of a bus trip.
Frank Zappa "This is the central scrutinizer. The white zone is for loading and unloading."

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Oct 13, 2012
 
rubygoober wrote:
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Sounds like a movie candy~~
Would you like some Gooberettes?
Lol Yes!! I'm a 70s girl, I like movie candy.

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