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just saying

Blacklick, OH

#24 May 27, 2013
Back Then!

When total strangers could beat kids for any reason or no reason with impunity. A protest to parents usually reaped an interrogation and a second beating "for your own good".

When anybody whose last name was more than 3 syllables long or ended in a vowel was "probably a communist".

When the Miranda Decision was anti-American.

When the military played with Dominoes and conceived a war-fighting strategy that turned perfectly good people into mush to keep domino tiles from toppling.

When oil would last forever.

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#25 May 27, 2013
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>You can't use the 'K' word. It's on their filter.

Thought it must be, Tried to use some Lyrics from a Heart Song,

Tail shaking filly running on her own
They say she got loose on the night
She was born
Cranking it up in a school zone

"Guess it out - Guess it out", she said
"Guess out your motor and drive



Now I know I'm old,...

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#26 May 27, 2013
-ERICA- wrote:
My check engine light came on the other day. I popped the hood and looked, and the engine is STILL there! Silly light..
;0)




A blonde walked into a Lordco auto accessory parts store asking
for a ď710 coverĒ for her car engine. The man at the
counter looked puzzled and told her he had never heard of a
710 cover. She explained that her car had always had one since new,
but she noticed it was gone after the last servicing.

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Since: Mar 13

New Market, IN

#27 May 27, 2013
Did God Make You?

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"

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Since: Mar 13

New Market, IN

#28 May 28, 2013
Three friends married women from different parts of the worldÖ

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

The first day he didnít see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didnít see anything, the second day he didnít see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he has to pee

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Since: Mar 13

New Market, IN

#30 May 28, 2013
Excuses are our way of avoiding responsibility

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Since: Mar 13

New Market, IN

#31 May 29, 2013
Simple rules for living

These are the ten things I think are the most important rules for living. Most of them are learned by children before they even go to school.

Donít lie.
Donít take things that donít belong to you.
Clean up your own messes.
Donít throw temper tantrums.
Be nice to others.
Share
Dress appropriately
Respect the body God gave you.
Do a good deed daily.(Help someone who needs help!)
Pray every day and ask God to remind you of all of the above.

Anonymous

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Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#32 Jul 3, 2013
The good wife's guide" This is an actual article from the Housekeeping Monthly Magazine 13 May 1955.
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Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so youíll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then tables.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Prepare the childrens. Take a few minutes to wash the childrenís hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him.

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first-remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal: to make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself.

Donít greet him with complaints and problems

Donít complain if heís late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as a minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Donít ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

A good wife always knows her place.

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