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KnightPirate

“Supporting The Girl...”

Since: Jun 10

With A Heart Of Gold

#1 Feb 23, 2012
CALLING ALL SUBJECTS OF THE COURT!!!

Are you a Knight looking for love, friendship or a place to joust? Are you a Queen, Princess or Wench looking for a Knight on the town? Post a short bio with desires and who knows what sorcerer's spell be cast. Got a favorite color or pattern girls? The Knights have you covered. Are you a Knight with special powers? There is a lady in waiting for you.

All subjects of the court are welcome. Jokers and Trolls must be Lord & Lady certified and over 21 to participate by order of the King. All rights reserved.

“Not asking”

Since: Jul 11

And not telling

#2 Feb 24, 2012
Can you be a Lady Knight? Sounds like more fun than wenchery.
I think I could kick some serious butt at jousting.

KnightPirate

“Supporting The Girl...”

Since: Jun 10

With A Heart Of Gold

#3 Feb 24, 2012
Ladyhawthorne wrote:
Can you be a Lady Knight? Sounds like more fun than wenchery.
I think I could kick some serious butt at jousting.
It's Topix. You can be anything you want here. Welcome to Knighthood Lady Hawthorne. Will you need a horse to joust with? I have a Ford Pinto with low mileage if you're interested.

“Not asking”

Since: Jul 11

And not telling

#4 Feb 24, 2012
KnightPirate wrote:
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It's Topix. You can be anything you want here. Welcome to Knighthood Lady Hawthorne. Will you need a horse to joust with? I have a Ford Pinto with low mileage if you're interested.
I thought that all of the Ford Pintos where in Mexico with the original VW Bugs.
'Tis a very noble gesture, kind Sir.
I am hoping to secure a mightier steed.
You know, like a "Smart" car. That should fare me well.
:)

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#5 Feb 24, 2012
KnightPirate wrote:
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It's Topix. You can be anything you want here. Welcome to Knighthood Lady Hawthorne. Will you need a horse to joust with? I have a Ford Pinto with low mileage if you're interested.
LOL

*throws KP her lace bordered hanky*

Hegel

“The Force is with me”

Since: Mar 10

Earth

#6 Feb 24, 2012
I'm in! I'm hoping you don't have more than one Ford Pinto....

black knight x

“Unchallenged”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Uncommon

#7 Feb 24, 2012
Your brain should be registered with the DOH.

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#8 Feb 24, 2012
LOL. This thread is a good idea.

“Not asking”

Since: Jul 11

And not telling

#9 Feb 24, 2012
-Persephone- wrote:
LOL. This thread is a good idea.
Agreed! But if we're going to be jousting in beater cars, it might end up more of a demolition derby than a jousting tornament.
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#10 Feb 24, 2012
Fun, too!
Ladyhawthorne wrote:
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Agreed! But if we're going to be jousting in beater cars, it might end up more of a demolition derby than a jousting tornament.
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)

Hegel

“The Force is with me”

Since: Mar 10

Earth

#11 Feb 24, 2012
black knight x wrote:
Your brain should be registered with the DOH.
I'm sure you're very familiar with their offices in your county.

KnightPirate

“Supporting The Girl...”

Since: Jun 10

With A Heart Of Gold

#13 Feb 24, 2012
Ladyhawthorne wrote:
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Agreed! But if we're going to be jousting in beater cars, it might end up more of a demolition derby than a jousting tornament.
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)
I suppose I could lend you Belinda if you take good care of her:
http://falconfaq.dyndns.org/Misc/belinda_righ...

KnightPirate

“Supporting The Girl...”

Since: Jun 10

With A Heart Of Gold

#14 Feb 24, 2012
black knight x wrote:
Your brain should be registered with the DOH.
GRAY KNIGHT wrote:
We recieved the address from your sainted mother just after her donation.
Who knew Knights could be so funny. You guys might want to work on your pick up lines though.

“Not asking”

Since: Jul 11

And not telling

#15 Feb 24, 2012
KnightPirate wrote:
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I suppose I could lend you Belinda if you take good care of her:
http://falconfaq.dyndns.org/Misc/belinda_righ...
OMG! That looks just like my car. Only I call mine Melinda!
Quite the jousting lance mounted on the hood, I must say ;)
hush puppy 60
Level 4

Since: Nov 11

Montgomery,Alabama

#16 Feb 24, 2012
Dont get GK started.Hes a little on the mentally unstable side,lol!

KnightPirate

“Supporting The Girl...”

Since: Jun 10

With A Heart Of Gold

#17 Feb 24, 2012
Ladyhawthorne wrote:
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OMG! That looks just like my car. Only I call mine Melinda!
Quite the jousting lance mounted on the hood, I must say ;)
Yep. And when you hit passing gear the fans on the roof kick in. It screams. I may take it to Daytona this weekend and see what Smoke thinks. I know Waltrip will love it.

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#18 Feb 24, 2012
Welcome to the Knight Club ... formerly known as The Blue Oyster Bar.

&fe ature=related

Desperado 7
Level 5

Since: Jan 12

Dont give what you cant take

#19 Feb 24, 2012
lmao ~

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#20 Feb 24, 2012
God, I loe that part.
Sublime1 wrote:
Welcome to the Knight Club ... formerly known as The Blue Oyster Bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jo3m2ATiomYXX&feature=rel ated

Hegel

“The Force is with me”

Since: Mar 10

Earth

#21 Feb 24, 2012
KnightPirate wrote:
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Who knew Knights could be so funny. You guys might want to work on your pick up lines though.
That kind of pick-up line reminds me of someone else. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about. LOL

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