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#14587 Aug 26, 2013
EAGLE EYE1 wrote:
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I believe she went to politix same with 15 when it started..
Eagle
She still takes her mail. 5 is awesome!
Thank you 5!((HUGS))

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#14588 Aug 29, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
"For sexual favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with
"in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are.
Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
12 . Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and
play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out the ATM,
scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner,
"Due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
Lol good one

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New Year

#14589 Aug 29, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Hey ..Lol.I voted for decades ..Not one Chad .

What I think. Happened .

Right after That election ...one guy ..Was talking about the voting seminars they had and how he couldn't understand the results,

..he was NOT a conservative ..HE WAS NEVER on the news again ..it was a fairly local report anyway .

NOW coincidently ..some bright DEM in the voter office CHANGED the ballot to make the print bigger ..in that one county .
Pretty sure she was fired ..

So instead if three names on one page .

It was,left to right and back again .

My bet the SEMINARS consisted of vote for the second guy down .

The only explanation for all those supposed Chads ...And votes that made no sense

What's scary is ..the new machines ..anything computerized can be manipulated .

Other than that ..Good post

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Since: Feb 13

.Rooster Run, Ky

#14591 Sep 4, 2013
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>No OT--I'm salaried. Darn it!
I was salaried once, didn't see it coming either!
The force knocked me down, I got up took the salary home with me and found me a jar of peanutbutter an I et the whole bunch whils't I watched Ernest T Bass pitch some rocks on Andy Griffth...I wunder why he was never signed? I never been seen a slicker over handed croocked slider!

;b

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