Bring Satan Back!!!
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“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#641 Oct 26, 2011
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I should've checked ebay or craigslist for free items, there had to have been a few deals on there?
Chit!!! I didn't think of that either!

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#642 Oct 26, 2011
SBDragon wrote:
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Lol...one of my friends said it this way. In then Bible (Revelations) it says no one will know the date but God. So when they annouced a date God says "Oh shit, I was going to end the world on that day, but now they know so I have to change it again. No one is suppose to know the date. Dam humans keep screwing up my plans."
Lol, stupid mortals.

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#643 Oct 26, 2011
SBDragon wrote:
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Lol...one of my friends said it this way. In then Bible (Revelations) it says no one will know the date but God. So when they annouced a date God says "Oh shit, I was going to end the world on that day, but now they know so I have to change it again. No one is suppose to know the date. Dam humans keep screwing up my plans."
lol!

You would think Satan would know the date?

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#644 Oct 26, 2011
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Lol, stupid mortals.
That too. Lol

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#645 Oct 26, 2011
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol!
You would think Satan would know the date?
Lol....nope God wants to get as many souls as he can before Satan realizes what is going on.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#646 Oct 27, 2011
SBDragon wrote:
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Lol....nope God wants to get as many souls as he can before Satan realizes what is going on.
He's got no poker face what so ever. Every time he plans it he has this little grin on his face for days. I call him on it and he walks off mumbling to himself and that's the last we hear about it for a few decades. It's really kinda funny.

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#647 Mar 30, 2012
Satan?

SILENTKNIGHTX
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making it right

#648 Mar 30, 2012
Ricky F wrote:
Satan?
Sux?

_Olive_

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Hell

#649 Mar 30, 2012
SILENTKNIGHTX wrote:
<quoted text>Sux?
Yes, you do.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#650 Mar 30, 2012
SILENTKNIGHTX wrote:
<quoted text>Sux?
Keep wishing pumpkin. I must have really hurt your feelings for you to search the threads for me.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#652 Apr 2, 2012
Brown Knight wrote:
I think he was crushed because he didnt get an invitation to your wedding with Olive(10W40)Oil.
We kept it simple. We only invited straight people. Sorry.

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#653 Jun 19, 2012
Yes1

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