something funny

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#1 Nov 23, 2012
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys came out to fight
so back to back and face to face
they drow there swords and shot each other
the deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and found the two dead boys
if you dont believe this storys true
ask the blind man he saw it two!

XD thought this was funny and just wanted to share it
Now you post something you thought was funny

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#2 Nov 23, 2012
Ps. I made that up my self!!!

Cool Hand Clem

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#3 Nov 23, 2012
What a literary genius you!

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#4 Nov 24, 2012
Thank you! XD
I also thought this one up
dont you just hate it when
in a horrer movie the victome
always yells out "hello"
like the killer is going to say
"Ya im in the kitchen you want a sandwhich!"
Lol so funny!!!! XD

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#5 Nov 25, 2012
Why are horrer movies always in old places like a jail or grave yard
i want a horrer movie in walmart
"Clean up on isle 13!"
"But sir........there is no isle 13......"
da da daaaaaaa!!!!!!!:D

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Parkersburg, WV

#6 May 11, 2013
Maurina wrote:
Ps. I made that up my self!!!

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#8 May 18, 2013
When I was a kid my sister and I took a walk in the woods. I was about 9. We come up on a old tree stump. I told her its not a good idea to kick it over because yellow jackets live in them. As I was saying this I kicked it over. By the time I had finished saying this yellow jackets came out of the rotten tree stump and attacked us.

We ran out of the woods and across the field tearing our cloths off because we were getting stung. By the time we got to the house we were mostly naked and crying.

That's not where the story ends. When we got to the house we got the things out of our cloths and put them back on. Then I snuck into the house and got some of my grandfathers chewing tobacco because I had heard it was good for bee stings.

We chewed some of it, about made us sick, to put on our many stings. Grandpa wanted to know what happened to his chewing tobacco.

A day in my life on the farm.

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