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“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1314 Jun 28, 2013
Window_Licker wrote:
Dear XISatanIX or is that IXSatanXI, I can't ever remember...
I have thith huge tongue and can't do a thing with it. Any thuggestions?
Dear Window_Licker (I wish I had a nickel for every time I've said that),

I was traveling the Amazon some time back (the website, not the rain forest) and came across a book called Macroglossia For Dummies. Anyway, in the book it recommends radiotherapy.

Here is how it works (I think). You need to go to a bar, club, something like that. A place that has a killer radio. Women flock to those things. Once you are on the dance floor and your tongue is flapping around I have complete confidence you will find a use for it ;)

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1315 Jun 28, 2013
Hotdogs- N -Cider wrote:
Dear Satan,
Do you think TM8 likes Hotdogs N Cider?
Dear Hotdogs-N-Cider,

You seem like a friendly chap. I don't see why any woman wouldn't like Hotdogs-N-Cider.

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#1317 Jun 28, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Dear Window_Licker (I wish I had a nickel for every time I've said that),
I was traveling the Amazon some time back (the website, not the rain forest) and came across a book called Macroglossia For Dummies. Anyway, in the book it recommends radiotherapy.
Here is how it works (I think). You need to go to a bar, club, something like that. A place that has a killer radio. Women flock to those things. Once you are on the dance floor and your tongue is flapping around I have complete confidence you will find a use for it ;)
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
I was just happy he does windows. Those are a real pane...
you know?

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#1320 Jun 28, 2013
Pretty Fly White Guy wrote:
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Right, it was the window cleaning that grabbed your attention ;)
That's my story...

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1321 Jun 28, 2013
Window wrote:
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I was just happy he does windows. Those are a real pane...
you know?
Bahahahaha, I do windows. ;)

_Olive_

“unstoppable”

Since: Jul 11

Hell

#1326 Jun 28, 2013
Tom Pappas wrote:
<quoted text>and drinkie and ill billy. LMAO, ya little reamer.
You are the one always begging to be reamed. LOL!

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“Oh Babeee”

Level 1

Since: Jun 13

Tom's Cabin, PA

#1327 Jun 28, 2013
Tom Pappas wrote:
butt. satan and all his moronic minions WANT TOM PAPPAS big one.
they STALK TOM PAPPAS and then they REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT,
,
,\,
drum roll
watch satan sputter and stutter and REPEAT now ...
LMAO
(and he will have an erect little one all excited because TOM PAPPAS is here, getting him sexually stimulated and outta control with LUST)
Get your big arse back home, Tommie boi. I've got something for you.

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#1329 Nov 15, 2014
Wow.

“Don't forget to format”

Level 1

Since: Jul 10

I am high Density

#1330 Nov 17, 2014
-CatCiao- wrote:
Wow.
Indeed

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#1331 Nov 17, 2014
Lol....over a year without a post and this pops back on my tracker. Someone must be desperate to stir up drama, :-)

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#1333 Nov 18, 2014
_Sam I Am_ wrote:
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You have got to be the dumbest person on Topix.
How's that for drama, dumbass?
You weren't even on my mind, as usual, when I bumped this thread.
Shut the Hell up, stupid.
Lol....and I didn't think I was on your mind. I had no clue who you were till may this post.

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