Ask IXSatanXI Advice Column

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1260 Mar 29, 2013
Charlie_Girl wrote:
Dear Satan,
Where are you?
Sincerely,
Charlie Girl
Sorry CG, I have been swamped.

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#1261 Mar 29, 2013
Dear Satan,

It's good to see you, babe.

Always,

Cat

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1262 Mar 29, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
Dear Satan,
It's good to see you, babe.
Always,
Cat
Hey there beautiful. It's nice to have a little bit of a slower day so I can get caught up a little bit.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#1263 Mar 29, 2013
Dear Satan ,

What is the best product to use to get skid marks out of white underwear ? Thanks in advance . Lol

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1264 Mar 29, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Dear Satan ,
What is the best product to use to get skid marks out of white underwear ? Thanks in advance . Lol
Dear Laura Beth,

Try using toilet paper.

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1265 Mar 29, 2013
SB Aithusa Dragon wrote:
Dear Satan,
Please return soon. Your fans miss you and Hell is going to Heaven in a Cloud. We are losing demons faster than ever. I have requested a roster at the begining on the day to see who has floated off to become Angels, who has been returned to us with a different name, and who still remains.
Sincerely,
Fallen Princess SB
Dear SB,

Demons come and demons go. Everything, with the possible exception of the equator, has a beginning and an end.

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan
greybox

Union, NJ

#1266 Mar 29, 2013
What happened between you and Bellah

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#1267 Mar 29, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Dear Laura Beth,
Try using toilet paper.
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
LOL ! So much for the bidet. Back to wiping good. Thanks for your advice.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#1268 Mar 29, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
<quoted text>
Dear SB,
Demons come and demons go. Everything, with the possible exception of the equator, has a beginning and an end.
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
Dear Satan,

True friendships have beginings, but not ends. Hopefully, one day you are able to experience what that means.

Enjoy your Easter.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1269 Mar 29, 2013
greybox wrote:
What happened between you and Bellah
Who me? I don't think anything happened.

“Ill Bill's the Best”

Level 7

Since: Oct 11

Icno's Sock Drawer

#1270 Mar 29, 2013
Dear Satan,

What are the winning numbers for the upcoming Tennessee lottery? And will I really always be an old maid?

Sincerely,

Charlie Girl

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1271 Mar 29, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
<quoted text>LOL ! So much for the bidet. Back to wiping good. Thanks for your advice.
I have an answer for everything lol.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1272 Mar 29, 2013
Charlie_Girl wrote:
Dear Satan,
What are the winning numbers for the upcoming Tennessee lottery? And will I really always be an old maid?
Sincerely,
Charlie Girl
Dear CG,

The lottery was one of my most genius of inventions. I could give you the numbers, but then I 12 would have 19 to give them 24 to all of my 28 friends, so I 35 have to be careful 4 when people ask me that.

As far as being an old maid, the only reason you are single is because you choose to be. That decision is entirely up to you ;)

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#1273 Mar 29, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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I have an answer for everything lol.
You are Satan after all and you were blessed with a silver tongue.

Level 1

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#1274 Mar 29, 2013
No wonder Satan hasnt been around recently

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1275 Mar 29, 2013
Trampyre wrote:
No wonder Satan hasnt been around recently
Why is that?

“Ill Bill's the Best”

Level 7

Since: Oct 11

Icno's Sock Drawer

#1276 Mar 29, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Dear CG,
The lottery was one of my most genius of inventions. I could give you the numbers, but then I 12 would have 19 to give them 24 to all of my 28 friends, so I 35 have to be careful 4 when people ask me that.
As far as being an old maid, the only reason you are single is because you choose to be. That decision is entirely up to you ;)
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
You're pretty damn awesome for a demon. ;)

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1277 Mar 29, 2013
Charlie_Girl wrote:
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You're pretty damn awesome for a demon. ;)
;)

Level 1

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#1278 Mar 29, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Why is that?
You leave for a while and come back to an angry obsessive fan or so. I would imagine you have your safety in mind when you take a hiatus. Topix is just that, Topix. Reality that way ->

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#1279 Mar 29, 2013
Trampyre wrote:
<quoted text>You leave for a while and come back to an angry obsessive fan or so. I would imagine you have your safety in mind when you take a hiatus. Topix is just that, Topix. Reality that way ->
You mean fans like Tom Pappas and Russh?

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