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“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1212 Oct 8, 2012
GANNY wrote:
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Good morning Big Guy.
Did you have a good weekend?
Good morning G. It wasn't bad. I wasn't ready to come back here today. That's for sure. How was yours?

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1214 Oct 8, 2012
Dear Satan,
What color ankle socks are your favorite?

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#1215 Oct 8, 2012
Dear satan.

;)

Im looking at ordering a set of cross drilled brake pipes. They expose the pipe, and more importantly, the fluid within to cool airflow. This minimizes heat build up. Very complimentary to cross drilled brake discs.
However i cant seem to find a supplier!
Any ideas?:)
I am willing to sell my soul for this.

Level 7

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#1216 Oct 9, 2012
Good morning Satan!((HUGS))
I have wished bad on someone does that mean I get to come live with you and should I bring my tooth brush?

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1217 Oct 9, 2012
-Persephone- wrote:
Dear Satan,
What color ankle socks are your favorite?
Dear -Persephone-,

As you might have guessed, my favorite color is red.

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1218 Oct 9, 2012
-Figgy - wrote:
Good morning Satan!((HUGS))
I have wished bad on someone does that mean I get to come live with you and should I bring my tooth brush?
Dear -Figgy-,

Good morning. I think that means you should remove all clothing and race to me immediately. And yes, bring your toothbrush. You will be staying a while.

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

-Kevin-
Level 10

Since: Nov 09

Smirk .. ;-)

#1219 Oct 9, 2012
I hear those electric toothbrushes are neato.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1220 Oct 9, 2012
Renegade_22 wrote:
Dear satan.
;)
Im looking at ordering a set of cross drilled brake pipes. They expose the pipe, and more importantly, the fluid within to cool airflow. This minimizes heat build up. Very complimentary to cross drilled brake discs.
However i cant seem to find a supplier!
Any ideas?:)
I am willing to sell my soul for this.
Dear Renegade_22,

I ran across this same issue last year when I was adding a lift kit to my juke box. The heat reduction in the main frame is vital to consistent pressure on the main valves.

Try this website. They usually have the best deals. http://www.xdrilledpipes.com

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1221 Oct 9, 2012
IXSatanXI wrote:
<quoted text>
Dear -Persephone-,
As you might have guessed, my favorite color is red.
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
Hehehe

“All Seeing”

Level 4

Since: Oct 12

Washington, DC

#1223 Oct 9, 2012
Break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#1224 Oct 9, 2012
The Brass Section wrote:
gimme a break!
Okay.... arm, leg or finger?

(JK)

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#1225 Oct 9, 2012
Ill take an arm! I once had a brass section members arm on a bed of rice.
It was nice.

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#1226 Oct 9, 2012
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Dear Renegade_22,
I ran across this same issue last year when I was adding a lift kit to my juke box. The heat reduction in the main frame is vital to consistent pressure on the main valves.
Try this website. They usually have the best deals. http://www.xdrilledpipes.com
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
Dear Satan.

I find your opinion on this matter most helpfull indeed. The choices in hole size as well as pipe diamater is nothing short of exemplary. Your input is much appreciated.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#1227 Oct 9, 2012
Renegade_22 wrote:
Ill take an arm! I once had a brass section members arm on a bed of rice.
It was nice.
Lol....sounds yummy.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1228 Oct 9, 2012
The Brass Section wrote:
gimme a break!
Dear The Brass Section,

I am not here to judge, only to give advice. If blowing horns is your thing, go for it.

What is the advice you seek?

NOTE: I will refer all horn blowing questions to someone that I am sure can assist you.

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1229 Oct 9, 2012
Renegade_22 wrote:
<quoted text>
Dear Satan.
I find your opinion on this matter most helpfull indeed. The choices in hole size as well as pipe diamater is nothing short of exemplary. Your input is much appreciated.
Dear Renegade_22,

Thank you for the feedback. I will forward this to my technical team. I'm sure they will appreciate your kind words.

Also, make sure you check the radio fluid. If that runs low the wobble shaft will heat up and warp causing the headliner to fall. I see it all the time.

Thanks for your contribution,

Satan

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#1230 Oct 9, 2012
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Dear Renegade_22,
Thank you for the feedback. I will forward this to my technical team. I'm sure they will appreciate your kind words.
Also, make sure you check the radio fluid. If that runs low the wobble shaft will heat up and warp causing the headliner to fall. I see it all the time.
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
Dear Satan.

You are most welcome. I believe firmly in giving thanks for clever, well timed and informative advice.

On a side note. Were you to require knowledge on the subject of "Blowing Horns", while im not an expert myself, i think you could do considerably worse than recommending a poster called "Maverick808" whom i believe to be quite well versed in the subject of "Horn blowing" to the point of making a comfortable living putting it into practice.

Regards,
Renegade.

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#1231 Oct 9, 2012
Renegade_22 wrote:
Ill take an arm! I once had a brass section members arm on a bed of rice.
It was nice.
I prefer the whole man on a bed of fresh linen. It's always been a weakness of mine ;)

Any advice on that handsome Satan?

Level 7

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#1233 Oct 10, 2012
IXSatanXI wrote:
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Dear -Figgy-,
Good morning. I think that means you should remove all clothing and race to me immediately. And yes, bring your toothbrush. You will be staying a while.
Thanks for your contribution,
Satan
Hahaha! We have p-ed off at least three women!

Level 2

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#1234 Oct 10, 2012
-CatCiao- wrote:
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I prefer the whole man on a bed of fresh linen. It's always been a weakness of mine ;)
Any advice on that handsome Satan?
Oh i could never impose..

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