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#1 Sep 5, 2011
Hi my name is Susan and I'm the lead acolyte in the new group "Acolytes of Junket".

“Research”

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Wouldn't you like to know

#2 Sep 5, 2011
I can't believe you created a thread for this! LMAO.

Oops sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, Miss Junket.

Hello, my name is Janet and I'm an acolyte of Junket.

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#3 Sep 5, 2011
This is just wrong. Susan, please step into my office and close the door.

“I might be Princess Sue's sock”

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Susanville

#4 Sep 5, 2011
?? This is a strange thread. Is there money involved and who is Junket?

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#5 Sep 5, 2011
Raptor_ wrote:
?? This is a strange thread. Is there money involved and who is Junket?
Me! Yes!!! There is money involved - send to the PO Box that Susan has established - check with her and you will get a nifty coffee mug or bobble head - your choice - if you send a measly $25.00. If you send a trifling $50.00, you'll get a t-shirt, bumper stickers AND both the coffee mug and bobble head. Don't wait! Supplies are limited and demand is extraordinary. Never seen anything like it since the run on talking Elmo...

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#6 Sep 5, 2011
Junket wrote:
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Me! Yes!!! There is money involved - send to the PO Box that Susan has established - check with her and you will get a nifty coffee mug or bobble head - your choice - if you send a measly $25.00. If you send a trifling $50.00, you'll get a t-shirt, bumper stickers AND both the coffee mug and bobble head. Don't wait! Supplies are limited and demand is extraordinary. Never seen anything like it since the run on talking Elmo...
May I say that you look particularly wonderful today Junket! Please don't fire Princess Sue, she has worked very hard on your behalf! Heck she convinced me that sales of your biography would surpass all the Harry Potter books combined, and I have already set up a chair outside the theater awaiting the movie on your life story. Please consider offering autographed pictures to your adoring fans.

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#7 Sep 5, 2011
Junket wrote:
This is just wrong. Susan, please step into my office and close the door.
Oh oh,*shoves Kev into office first,then runs*.

See ya Junket, don't mean to hurry away or anything......

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#8 Sep 5, 2011
Junket wrote:
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Me! Yes!!! There is money involved - send to the PO Box that Susan has established - check with her and you will get a nifty coffee mug or bobble head - your choice - if you send a measly $25.00. If you send a trifling $50.00, you'll get a t-shirt, bumper stickers AND both the coffee mug and bobble head. Don't wait! Supplies are limited and demand is extraordinary. Never seen anything like it since the run on talking Elmo...
Yes, indeed send money, lots of money. Needless to say, Junket has kindly offered to give all the money she receives to the charity of her choice:

"Princess Sue's Funny Sock Charity", of which I just happen to be the CEO. Funny how that happened.

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#9 Sep 5, 2011
Ravenclaw wrote:
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May I say that you look particularly wonderful today Junket! Please don't fire Princess Sue, she has worked very hard on your behalf! Heck she convinced me that sales of your biography would surpass all the Harry Potter books combined, and I have already set up a chair outside the theater awaiting the movie on your life story. Please consider offering autographed pictures to your adoring fans.
Remember all monies collected go to my new charity!

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#10 Sep 5, 2011
Errrrr, heh, heh, I meant to Junket's new charity - small slip of the tongue.

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#11 Sep 5, 2011
Princess Sue wrote:
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Remember all monies collected go to my new charity!
Even though I am barefoot, I am signing over all my paychecks to your wonderful charity. I have also named Junket as the beneficiary to my will and all life insurance policies.

And I forced all my friends, family and neighbors to join my Junket Fan Club! Membership fees will be forwarded, the check is in the mail.

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#12 Sep 5, 2011
Why does it smell like Jergins in here?

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#13 Sep 5, 2011
Ravenclaw wrote:
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May I say that you look particularly wonderful today Junket! Please don't fire Princess Sue, she has worked very hard on your behalf! Heck she convinced me that sales of your biography would surpass all the Harry Potter books combined, and I have already set up a chair outside the theater awaiting the movie on your life story. Please consider offering autographed pictures to your adoring fans.
I'm literally on fire Ravenclaw! Check me out on youtube. I've become viral!

Yes, I am having second thoughts regarding Sue. I still question her competency, but ... just a minute reading ahead - my favorite charity is me, me, me. What is she pulling now?{shaking head in sad disbelief}

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#14 Sep 5, 2011
Princess Sue wrote:
Errrrr, heh, heh, I meant to Junket's new charity - small slip of the tongue.
Ms. Susan, it has come to my attention that you are misappropriating funds. Is this a matter for the FBI? It saddens me to think that you've stooped to this low level. An explanation is definitely warranted - or I will have no choice but to report you to the authorities.

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#15 Sep 5, 2011
Junket wrote:
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I'm literally on fire Ravenclaw! Check me out on youtube. I've become viral!
Yes, I am having second thoughts regarding Sue. I still question her competency, but ... just a minute reading ahead - my favorite charity is me, me, me. What is she pulling now?{shaking head in sad disbelief}
Well of course you went viral. You are the Great Junket, the one and only, that which we all aspire to be! I expected nothing less. Could I be the President of your Western Fan Club? I am willing to use coercion to raise funds and antiquities on your behalf. I have some great marketing ideas, and I have already cleared my walls of the Daniel Radcliff posters to make room for yours. I also threw out my entire Star Trek collection to make way for your bobbleheads! I have also petitioned the city I live in to be renamed Junketville. I've always wanted to be a real fangirl!

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#17 Sep 5, 2011
-Kevin- wrote:
Why does it smell like Jergins in here?
Pony up the cash buddy.

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#18 Sep 5, 2011
Ravenclaw wrote:
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Even though I am barefoot, I am signing over all my paychecks to your wonderful charity. I have also named Junket as the beneficiary to my will and all life insurance policies.
And I forced all my friends, family and neighbors to join my Junket Fan Club! Membership fees will be forwarded, the check is in the mail.
Now that's more like it.*Issues a lovely green badge with 'Acolytes of Junket' printed on it in white*. Here you go, now tell all of your friends about this new money making opportunity, errr, I mean charity.

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#19 Sep 5, 2011
Junket wrote:
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I'm literally on fire Ravenclaw! Check me out on youtube. I've become viral!
Yes, I am having second thoughts regarding Sue. I still question her competency, but ... just a minute reading ahead - my favorite charity is me, me, me. What is she pulling now?{shaking head in sad disbelief}
My dearest Junket *said in sincere, smarmy voice*, I have no idea what you mean. This charity is FOR you, I, of course *fingers crossed behind back* will get not a dime, not a nickel, not a cent from it!*pink swear*

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#20 Sep 5, 2011
Oops pink = pinky

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#21 Sep 5, 2011
Ravenclaw wrote:
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Well of course you went viral. You are the Great Junket, the one and only, that which we all aspire to be! I expected nothing less. Could I be the President of your Western Fan Club? I am willing to use coercion to raise funds and antiquities on your behalf. I have some great marketing ideas, and I have already cleared my walls of the Daniel Radcliff posters to make room for yours. I also threw out my entire Star Trek collection to make way for your bobbleheads! I have also petitioned the city I live in to be renamed Junketville. I've always wanted to be a real fangirl!
Now you're talking GF! Step right into my office and sign on the dotted line.

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