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RandMan

Fairfield, CA

#2016 Nov 26, 2012
Hey. Where's Erin? She's been awfully quiet. I hope there was no kind of ugly incident with the turkey or anything. I wanted to ask her what she wants for Christmas, besides KnightPirate, of course.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2017 Nov 26, 2012
RandMan wrote:
Hey. Where's Erin? She's been awfully quiet. I hope there was no kind of ugly incident with the turkey or anything. I wanted to ask her what she wants for Christmas, besides KnightPirate, of course.
It's quiet because Erin had her jaws wired shut in a last ditch effort to lose weight before the big day...

ArtGal

“Operation Duck Face”

Since: May 11

Quackers 4 You

#2018 Nov 26, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
It's quiet because Erin had her jaws wired shut in a last ditch effort to lose weight before the big day...
I figured it was just because over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house she went. Internet is spotty there.
RandMan

Fairfield, CA

#2019 Nov 26, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
It's quiet because Erin had her jaws wired shut in a last ditch effort to lose weight before the big day...
I hope it works! Renting a flatbed truck is expensive and I know KnightPirate is already going all out to make her big day extra special. It would be nice if he could get by with just renting a small fork lift instead. They're way cheaper.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2020 Nov 26, 2012
If the jaw wiring works, maybe she could be wheeled
down the aisle on a dolly like Hannibal Lector?
Us girls could decorate it for her...

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2021 Nov 26, 2012
ArtGal wrote:
<quoted text>
I figured it was just because over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house she went. Internet is spotty there.
I thought Erin's grandmother disappeared under mysterious circumstances some years back.
Wasn't she featured on Cold Case Files?

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#2022 Nov 26, 2012
I hope Dumpy Cheeks didn't get the wiring done before she drank the quart of milk of magnesia that she had ordered. She had eaten so much cheese with her turkey sandwiches that she was severely constipated. She was constipated so bad that her blue eyes had turned brown. Can you imagine the explosion from that bubble booty when the milk of magnesia does it's job? Ewwww! Y'all have a good'n.
RandMan

Fairfield, CA

#2023 Nov 26, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
If the jaw wiring works, maybe she could be wheeled
down the aisle on a dolly like Hannibal Lector?
Us girls could decorate it for her...
That's a great idea! In fact, I'd like to volunteer to be one of the men pushing the dolly.(It's going to take more than just a couple of guys.) Maybe you ladies could decorate it with some festive hand grenades and a couple of machine guns. White ones, of course.

“Make time ”

Level 10

Since: Sep 09

for contemplation

#2024 Nov 26, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
I thought Erin's grandmother disappeared under mysterious circumstances some years back.
Wasn't she featured on Cold Case Files?
It hasn't been verified, but I believe Erin's granny got run over by a reindeer. It was on Christmas Eve, if my recollection serves.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2025 Nov 26, 2012
Junket wrote:
<quoted text>
It hasn't been verified, but I believe Erin's granny got run over by a reindeer. It was on Christmas Eve, if my recollection serves.
There's no proof of that~~
Can you prove it?
Show me a screen shot...
RandMan

Fairfield, CA

#2026 Nov 26, 2012
I hope the terrorists don't ever find out about the effects of milk of magnesia on Erin. You know, they've been trying to get their hands on weapons-grade plutonium for years. It's not hard to visualize the massive destruction potential there.
RandMan

Fairfield, CA

#2027 Nov 26, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
There's no proof of that~~
Can you prove it?
Show me a screen shot...
Yeah. Can we hava a mod verify that please?

“Make time ”

Level 10

Since: Sep 09

for contemplation

#2028 Nov 26, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
There's no proof of that~~
Can you prove it?
Show me a screen shot...
Dear Ruby, we can discuss screen shots after you admit that you were the woman in the ballroom clutching a candlestick.

Denial is a river somewhere, so don't pretend you have no clue.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2029 Nov 26, 2012
Good grief~~
I was joking around with Junket.
Do we need to put a bunch of lol's on a post or
add a disclaimer?
Whoever you are, I hope Santa brings you a sense of humor.

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Level 10

Since: Sep 09

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#2030 Nov 26, 2012
RandMan wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah. Can we hava a mod verify that please?
Randy, I could request that a mod verify, but I choose not to do so unless... Fess up, you were the one in the lounge with a lead pipe. It *was* you, was it not?

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2031 Nov 26, 2012
Junket wrote:
<quoted text>
Dear Ruby, we can discuss screen shots after you admit that you were the woman in the ballroom clutching a candlestick.
Denial is a river somewhere, so don't pretend you have no clue.
I'll admit it when someone can catch me, hit me with a tazer then administer truth serum...
:O)

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2032 Nov 26, 2012
RandMan wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah. Can we hava a mod verify that please?
Only if it's a mod that I personally know...

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#2033 Nov 26, 2012
I heard it was the hunchback in the tower with
a spiked ball on a chain...
RandMan

Fairfield, CA

#2034 Nov 26, 2012
Junket wrote:
<quoted text>
Randy, I could request that a mod verify, but I choose not to do so unless... Fess up, you were the one in the lounge with a lead pipe. It *was* you, was it not?
Maybe it was somebody who looks just like me?

ArtGal

“Operation Duck Face”

Since: May 11

Quackers 4 You

#2035 Nov 26, 2012
I can protect you with my kudos badge.... Apparently it has strange powers and causes discord.

Let's have a mod verify that.=P

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