TROLLS ...... A Poem
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rjfmoonman

“The Collector”

Since: Aug 10

Redmoon

#81 Aug 23, 2010
Troll Busters wrote:
<quoted text>
Kelly I think you're more miserable than I. A lot more. RJF is miserable now because they libeled his name and business. People can just walk away from insults. But libel is different. If you don't defend it, it starts looking real. As it stands it looked real enough to be all over Google. RJF has every right to fight back with everything he has to try to bring justice to you trolls who are responsible for what you did to him.
That starts with you, for hacking into his computer and posting all his personal information here. Don't even bother denying it.
I'll be back later.
I'm okay with it now. My new business is listed on the first page of Google already. I love being the Best Chicagoland Psychic.

Level 1

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#82 Aug 23, 2010
rjfmoonman wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm okay with it now. My new business is listed on the first page of Google already. I love being the Best Chicagoland Psychic.
Yeah, but you better stop with the fat jokes, or I'll crush you like a grape. Now I need to go pound out another fruit cake. See you later.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#83 Aug 23, 2010
A Poem;

I began this tread with a rhyme of words
that was written by my buddy
Then the topix board Kens and Barbies
turned it into something cruddy

It was not to be judged or criticized
by some lame brain from California
If you didn't like it, you shouldn't have read it
It's your own fault if it was borin' ya.

I saw a few pokes at making rhymes
from you kids who think you are rappers
But I didn't see a single poem
that was fit to flush down the crapper.

The rest is a mess, the same old fight
between trolls and those known as troll fighters
They are so addicted the same old garb
Some here even pull all nighters.

My thread is now ruined, all infested with hate
I hope you're all happy with this
And as I turn to depart my poem sharing thread
You can all see the place you can kiss
poetry troll

Moline, IL

#84 Aug 23, 2010
PIGGLEY
WIGGLEY
BIRDBATH
PIE
CATHIPS
FISHLIPS
POKE YA
IN THE EYE.

rotfflmfao
Seen it before

Pasadena, CA

#85 Aug 23, 2010
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
....
I hope you're all happy with this
....
Delighted.

Worse than Vogon poetry, but hey, good effort.

“R3V01U7!0N”

Level 5

Since: Apr 10

Denver, CO

#86 Aug 23, 2010
poetry troll wrote:
PIGGLEY
WIGGLEY
BIRDBATH
PIE
CATHIPS
FISHLIPS
POKE YA
IN THE EYE.
rotfflmfao
That.. was... the best poem I've ever heard!

*sobs*

BRILLIANT!!! Simply BRILLIANT!!!

*claps*
your funny

Farmington, MO

#87 Aug 26, 2010
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
A good friend of mine wrote this poem.
Trolls
Trolls are a pesky obnoxious sort.
They grunt and growl and drool and snort.
They constantely look for a place to play,
while sitting their sights on their very next prey.
Trolls will sing and dance and prance,
when causing a forum avalanche.
They yell and squak and talk bass-ackwards,
hoping to score your favorite passwords.
Trolls don't care about your feelings.
They want your heart and head a' realing.
They will say most anything,
A quick wit howl, does joy it bring.
Most trolls are usually just a jerk.
Around the forums they watch and lurk.
They come to know every member,
and pick out the ones to closely remember.
The troll will invest every attentive ounce,
to plan the perfect time to pounce.
They will reek havoc when they attack.
While hoping someone will try to swing back.
So protect your account, secure and lock it,
or a troll will have it in his pocket.
I'm sure you know, it's needless to say,
A troll will be here everyday.
- Uncle Spluge
Im impressed!!! you caught on that the threads are dissapearing
Yikes

Pasadena, CA

#88 Aug 26, 2010
Not fast enough.
Wow

Milwaukee, WI

#90 Mar 24, 2013
A whole Troll successfully started a troll fight. Salutations, good sir

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#91 Apr 20, 2013
Love

I love you so much

I can't live without you

My heart flutters everytime I see you post

My hands flutter in excitement

Hardly TYPING enough to write:

I love you, I love you ,I love you

There are not enough songs
that I can obsess on
that say I love you all day long

I never run out of my obsession for your faceless face

I can't wait till I see your ink

I love dreaming about you even though I do not know you

Lover that seems to fuck me through the ink

Emails are all I need

Your WORDS of TOUCH and LOVE are good enough

Phone calls second best to email sex

When will we ever meet ?

My internet faceless face that I do not know

I hope I am first in line
to all the profiles you possess

Surely it is me you love the best

Faceless, nameless ,foe

“VODKAAAAAAA~”

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

Hetalia!

#92 Apr 22, 2013
start the trolololol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#93 Jul 10, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Love
I love you so much
I can't live without you
My heart flutters everytime I see you post
My hands flutter in excitement
Hardly TYPING enough to write:
I love you, I love you ,I love you
There are not enough songs
that I can obsess on
that say I love you all day long
I never run out of my obsession for your faceless face
I can't wait till I see your ink
I love dreaming about you even though I do not know you
Lover that seems to fuck me through the ink
Emails are all I need
Your WORDS of TOUCH and LOVE are good enough
Phone calls second best to email sex
When will we ever meet ?
My internet faceless face that I do not know
I hope I am first in line
to all the profiles you possess
Surely it is me you love the best
Faceless, nameless ,foe
LOL!

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