TROLLS ...... A Poem
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Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#1 Aug 21, 2010
A good friend of mine wrote this poem.

Trolls

Trolls are a pesky obnoxious sort.
They grunt and growl and drool and snort.
They constantely look for a place to play,
while sitting their sights on their very next prey.

Trolls will sing and dance and prance,
when causing a forum avalanche.
They yell and squak and talk bass-ackwards,
hoping to score your favorite passwords.

Trolls don't care about your feelings.
They want your heart and head a' realing.
They will say most anything,
A quick wit howl, does joy it bring.

Most trolls are usually just a jerk.
Around the forums they watch and lurk.
They come to know every member,
and pick out the ones to closely remember.

The troll will invest every attentive ounce,
to plan the perfect time to pounce.
They will reek havoc when they attack.
While hoping someone will try to swing back.

So protect your account, secure and lock it,
or a troll will have it in his pocket.
I'm sure you know, it's needless to say,
A troll will be here everyday.

- Uncle Spluge
A whole Troll

AOL

#2 Aug 21, 2010
Tell your stupidfriend to shutthefuckup.

And the poem sucks too.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#3 Aug 21, 2010
You're not a very nice person -

are you?
A whole Troll

AOL

#4 Aug 21, 2010
Catch me on a good day.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#5 Aug 21, 2010
I bet you think Beethoven is a dog, don't you?
A whole Troll

AOL

#6 Aug 21, 2010
Only if you hink Mahler is a wrestler.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#7 Aug 21, 2010
You seem disturbed.

Who do you like best? Your Mom or Dad?
A whole Troll

AOL

#8 Aug 21, 2010
Disturbed just because I like rhyme and meter?
progressive

Lamoni, IA

#9 Aug 21, 2010
A whole Troll wrote:
Only if you hink Mahler is a wrestler.
you are forgiven for your earlier mildly offensive language, by your cultural superiority, in recognizing a not-superior poem when you see it, and for that wonderful comeback. and for being funny. I am only part troll, I am part troll-critic. we are all trolls, in the eyes of others who disagree.
Trollcentric studies dept

AOL

#10 Aug 21, 2010
progressive wrote:
<quoted text> .....we are all trolls, in the eyes of others who disagree.
Ginny thinks we are all trolls.
progressive

Lamoni, IA

#11 Aug 21, 2010
A whole Troll wrote:
Disturbed just because I like rhyme and meter?
If those are your only standards, they are too low. however, here is a great little verse in rhyme;

I do not like thee, Dr. Fell
why tis so, I cannot tell
but this I know, and know full well
I do not like thee, Dr. Fell.

It is about intuition, and the reverse is true also, sometimes. I hate obscenity and I like humor and I like someone cultured enough to know who Mahler is. Do you like the 2nd and 4th and 8th, or the lst, 5, 6, 7th and/or 9th? I forget the 3rd.
Trollcentric studies dept

AOL

#12 Aug 21, 2010
I know nothing of poetry but Garrison Keillor's daily recitations on NPR's Writer's Almanac used to make my day when I was far from home.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#13 Aug 21, 2010
A whole Troll wrote:
Disturbed just because I like rhyme and meter?
Did your daddy beat you when you were a child? You can tell us.

_Ginny_
Level 3

Since: Mar 10

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#14 Aug 21, 2010
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
<quoted text>
Did your daddy beat you when you were a child? You can tell us.
Yes, clearly he did beat her.

I like the poem, thanks for posting it. I have my own troll poem, I'll post it another time.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#15 Aug 21, 2010
Ginny Hoge wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, clearly he did beat her.
I like the poem, thanks for posting it. I have my own troll poem, I'll post it another time.
That's a HER?

Oh, well that explains some things I guess.

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#16 Aug 21, 2010
Tell me A Troll Hole,

If I went to your refrigerator, what would I find there?

Cathouse Mouse

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#17 Aug 21, 2010
Oooops! Sorry, I mean A hole troll ... or ever how you say it.

_Ginny_
Level 3

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#18 Aug 21, 2010
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
<quoted text>
That's a HER?
Oh, well that explains some things I guess.
yeah its a her, she is a name-changer, she is all over these threads, often with my last name.
Minitruth

Pasadena, CA

#19 Aug 21, 2010
I am sure you can do a better poem. The meter inexplicably changes about 2/3 way through.
Minitruth

Pasadena, CA

#20 Aug 21, 2010
Cathouse Mouse wrote:
Oooops! Sorry, I mean A hole troll ... or ever how you say it.
i think it is a play on words, meant to be pronounced A hole, like the euphemism for the vulgar saying.

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