purchase a KnightPirate punching bag

purchase a KnightPirate punching bag

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Salesman

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#1 Dec 2, 2012
everyone step right up and get your very own KnightPirate punching bag has Knightpirate threatened to punch you in your face has he called you fat has he been spreading marriage lies about you well that will all change once you get your very own Knightpirate punching bag open it up and blow it up and start punching it pretend its the real Knightpirate it will be just like punching that real idiot.
Salesman

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#2 Dec 2, 2012
did Knightpirate call your family pigs well that is fine by me in the mean time i will be working out and punching my KnightPirate punching bag right in the face just like the real KnightPirate.
Salesman

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#3 Dec 2, 2012
but wait theres more if you purchase a Knightpirate punching bag right now you will get a perfessor and a RandMan punching bag for no extra cost all for the price of one.
Erin Nabisco

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#4 Dec 2, 2012
thankyou Salesman and if i had one of those KnightPirate puching bags i would use it for boxing and also i would take a sledge hammer to it and bust it wide open.

_RandMan_

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#5 Dec 2, 2012
How much are they? Are they guaranteed?
Level 2

Since: Feb 11

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#6 Dec 2, 2012
Sounds like Erin is someone's chubby unemployed kid playing on the computer or a troll.
Salesman

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#7 Dec 2, 2012
if you purchase a RandMan punching bag right now it will be free just pay shipping and handling.
Erin Nabisco

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#8 Dec 2, 2012
actually Pinsha Loafe i am not a kid i am not chubby i am not a troll and yes i am employed and by the way your avatar is ugly you pinhead.
Erin Nabisco

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#9 Dec 2, 2012
for Christmas i will purchase a KnightPirate a RandMan and a perfessor punching bag for all my family and friends to get revenge.
Salesman

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#10 Dec 2, 2012
oops i forgot to mention your satisfaction is guaranteed.
Salesman

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#11 Dec 2, 2012
Erin's satisfaction will be guaranteed atleast.
Erin Nabisco

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#12 Dec 2, 2012
that's right Salesman anything to harm Knightpirate or his criminal friends will satisfy me.
Level 2

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#13 Dec 2, 2012
Erin Nabisco wrote:
actually Pinsha Loafe i am not a kid i am not chubby i am not a troll and yes i am employed and by the way your avatar is ugly you pinhead.
Two little loafes for you to snack on.

“Dragon my tail.”

Since: Jun 09

Wherever

#14 Dec 2, 2012
Erin, Erin, Erin! You do not have to sell punching bags to make money to pay for the wedding. Your friends on here are doing all the planning and will take care of the cost of the nuptials for the happy couple. Now just sit back and relax and let nature take its course. KP has promised to be gentle with you and your first time will be so worth the wait.(it will be your first time, right?)

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#15 Dec 2, 2012
Sounds like someone's a little jealous of KP! lol

“Resist Persist Exist”

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Since: Sep 12

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#16 Dec 2, 2012
Salesman wrote:
Erin's satisfaction will be guaranteed atleast.
A sound business plan and right in time for Christmas. If you invest properly, Erin and Knight Pirate will be able to put away money for their children's college funds. As Erin's "lifestyle" councilor, I know education is important to her

“Illegitimi non carborundum”

Since: Apr 10

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#17 Dec 2, 2012
covcas wrote:
Erin, Erin, Erin! You do not have to sell punching bags to make money to pay for the wedding. Your friends on here are doing all the planning and will take care of the cost of the nuptials for the happy couple. Now just sit back and relax and let nature take its course. KP has promised to be gentle with you and your first time will be so worth the wait.(it will be your first time, right?)
*whispers in covcas' ear*

Is "punching bag" code for blow up sex doll?

“Dragon my tail.”

Since: Jun 09

Wherever

#18 Dec 3, 2012
DazzleDat wrote:
<quoted text>
*whispers in covcas' ear*
Is "punching bag" code for blow up sex doll?
Could be. One never knows with our little Erin.

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#19 Dec 3, 2012
Dumpy Cheeks, KP will be so proud that you are making blow up sex toys in his likeness. You are showing much love for him. He will give that bubble booty a few extra swats. Good luck on your venture.

KnightPirate

“Supporting The Girl...”

Since: Jun 10

With A Heart Of Gold

#20 Dec 3, 2012
Erin Nabisco wrote:
thankyou Salesman and if i had one of those KnightPirate puching bags i would use it for boxing and also i would take a sledge hammer to it and bust it wide open.
Great job my little speed bags. These things are the hottest gift this Christmas. Production can't keep up! They're selling on Ebay for thousands. You've made me a millionaire my little gold bullion buns!

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