Figgys Garden
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4198 May 25, 2013
I'm hoggin not looking to blow a dude for Christ sake.
I'm not Kevin
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4199 May 25, 2013
These fat transsexuals like Abby can still perform the function of 'co ck blocker',

Nothing worse than a fat dude dressed like a lady hurting your shot a banging the heifers
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4200 May 25, 2013
Abby is the type of dude that would suck u off in a closet.
Hence her friendship with Kevin
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4201 May 25, 2013
Enough about that bee etch fkn up story time.
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4202 May 25, 2013
There are two ways to deal with the aforementioned 'co ck blocker'

You could taser the fat bitch and drag her to the dumpster

But I prefer the 'roofie'
Buy Abby a drink and drop her a little something to help her relax for about 36 hours

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Houston, TX

#4203 May 25, 2013
Abby Normal One wrote:
LOL you have that lifestyle down to a fine art. You must live it. I want to hear the names of all who will have nothing to do with you, so you are forced to live this way. I know I am at the top of your list. ICK. You are lucky I would speak to you on topix. Enjoy it, it would never happened irl.
I think somebody is bored.

Good morning Abby .
What's new?
Any plans for the weekend?
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4204 May 25, 2013
Be sure to stuff taxi money in Abby's mouth...like a gentleman
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4205 May 25, 2013
Abby's can be difficult to get rid of without the taser or roofie

If you are about to bang figgy and the only thing between you two is an Abby I'd suggest immediately kicking her in the nut sack and telling her "beat it" before I tear your dk off and choke you with it.

Works like a charm...and no gadgets.
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4206 May 25, 2013
JaneDear wrote:
<quoted text>
I think somebody is bored.
Good morning Abby .
What's new?
Any plans for the weekend?
Hi Jane!
Are you a nice person or would you like to join the freak show?
Yes I am bored
I hope you're not here because you're not bored.
That would be weird. Right?
Now I'm blogging a lesson to old losers like rushhhhh, davemc, raptor, sublime and I'd appreciate it you not interrupting me with insults
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4207 May 25, 2013
Now at first Abby's fat girlfriend might be shocked you just fkd her co ck blocker friend.

But hold up!!!!!!

You tell your soon to be doggie styled fatty that her friend said some nasty shit about her. You were appalled. Of course she did that cause she's jealous of you, mz piggy
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4208 May 25, 2013
Now nobody loves and respects woman more than Vincent.
Right?
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4209 May 25, 2013
It's obvious I've turned on a few ladies here this afternoon and Kevin.
Vincents Blog

Kansas City, MO

#4210 May 25, 2013
It's called the spatula shift.

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#4211 May 25, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>LOL!!! He must be the alpha frog?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =t5S3SbCC_mAXX
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
OMG! We had a deer come into town not to long ago! It trashed one business and was trying to get into others for a awhile until they got it run out. Haha!

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#4212 May 25, 2013
Captain Karma wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi Figgy
Skin some frog legs, pour some salt on them and they will dance for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =2YZJt_Bw3eoXX
Haha! Hello CK!((HUGS))

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#4213 May 25, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
So we need a troll bidet?
(For those who don't know what a bidet is, it is a fanny washer.)
Haha! Yes we do! We have some fannies around here that's for sure!
Hello SG!((HUGS))

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#4214 May 25, 2013
homie wrote:
<quoted text>those aren't cling ons figgy. U put your panty liner in upside down.
Haha! OK I giggled at that one.

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#4215 May 25, 2013
-Dont Panic- wrote:
Once while at a zoo, I noticed a monkey defecate into it's hand and then that monkey tossed that crap at a group of children who had been taunting the monkeys with noises and gestures. It was such a funny sight to see! Quite memorable indeed!
Baahahaha! That's called justice!
Hello DP!((HUGS))

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#4216 May 25, 2013
ultra eye wrote:
good morning to all of figgy's friends ...
the rest can just go away and play
somewhere else ...
Haha! Hello sweetie!((HUGS))

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#4217 May 25, 2013
Abby Normal One wrote:
LOL you have that lifestyle down to a fine art. You must live it. I want to hear the names of all who will have nothing to do with you, so you are forced to live this way. I know I am at the top of your list. ICK. You are lucky I would speak to you on topix. Enjoy it, it would never happened irl.
Abbyyyyyyy!((HUGS))
I have been missing you! The gray sure needs attention doesn't she? Haha!

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