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-Kevin-
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Since: Nov 09

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#1 Apr 11, 2011
A place to post funny/amusing/interesting quotes said in topix.

First one.
IXSatanXI wrote:
Um, you should stop checking out used tampons trying to find Satan.
:D

“Call me Walter”

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#2 Apr 11, 2011
Lol, I am honored to be the first.

-Kevin-
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#3 Apr 11, 2011
Obviously someone didn't like it ;-)

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Ill Bill

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#4 Apr 11, 2011
IXSatanXI wrote:
Lol, I am honored to be the first.
A hooker told me that when I was 14.

Tuba Luba

“I'm so Soxy!”

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#5 Apr 11, 2011
Come on guys.. don't leave me out..

unreals_dad

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#6 Apr 11, 2011
[Quote, Richard Nixon. I am not a crook ]
Carl Bad

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#7 Apr 11, 2011
_Virginia_ wrote:
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This troll for a long time has told people to Google my name. The search engine is rigged for defamatory posts to come up first for me and for the Topix Keepers.
I don't even use Google any more for this reason. Other search engines are fine.
Quote of the century.

Beware of the googles.

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Tuba Luba

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#8 Apr 11, 2011
Carl Bad wrote:
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Quote of the century.
Beware of the googles.
Sorry, Ginny's stalkers/loverboys aren't allowed to add to this.

#2 quote is still up for grabs.

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Carl Bad

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#9 Apr 11, 2011
What have you got against ginny getting some lovin?

Anyone can paste a quote.

But whatever you do don't google it.

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KnightPirate

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#10 Apr 11, 2011
Tuba Luba wrote:
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Sorry, Ginny's stalkers/loverboys aren't allowed to add to this.
You just killed this thread.

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unreals_dad

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#11 Apr 11, 2011
2 most told lies in the world

# 1 is i cant get pregnant im on the pill

# 2 is i wont come in your mouth i promise

-Kevin-
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#12 Apr 11, 2011
Those are funny unreals_dad, but I am looking more for quotes made by Topix posters. :D

unreals_dad

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#13 Apr 11, 2011
KKnopp wrote:
Those are funny unreals_dad, but I am looking more for quotes made by Topix posters.:D
I know KK but when you get my age some things just make you think of old things ,sorry but couldnt help myself.

I saw this a few months ago and its funny and i dont remember the thread nor the username

Remember girls that Knight in shinning armour your flirting with may be a Retard in tin foil !!

-Kevin-
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#14 Apr 11, 2011
unreals_dad wrote:
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Remember girls that Knight in shinning armour your flirting with may be a Retard in tin foil !!
lol was that another quote? And I know all about guys pretending to be girls. ;-)

I don't really flirt.

Tuba Luba

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#15 Apr 11, 2011
KnightPirate wrote:
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You just killed this thread.
You know, after looking at your profile pic, you look a lot like me

unreals_dad

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#16 Apr 11, 2011
KKnopp wrote:
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lol was that another quote? And I know all about guys pretending to be girls. ;-)
I don't really flirt.
KK no sexual meuindoes sent your way but im 100% straight male so if i sent one it was a mistake and when i hear a good quote ill bring it back here

“Prior to dawn”

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#18 Apr 11, 2011
Carl Bad wrote:
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Quote of the century.
Beware of the googles.
I gotta go with Carl on this one
_Virginia_ wrote:

This troll for a long time has told people to Google my name. The search engine is rigged for defamatory posts to come up first for me and for the Topix Keepers.
I don't even use Google any more for this reason. Other search engines are fine.
Someone explain to her how google works

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-Kevin-
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#19 Apr 12, 2011
PoIiticaIIy_Incorrect wrote:
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I gotta go with Carl on this one
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Someone explain to her how google works
See this rule.

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/topix/TG3RDR1...

-Kevin-
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#20 Apr 12, 2011
Still waiting for #2 quote.

Anyone?

“Prior to dawn”

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#21 Apr 12, 2011
KKnopp wrote:
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See this rule.
.......
I live by my own rules

I don't click links, that is how you get a virus that can hack your computer, which makes google turn on you, see below.
Ginny Hoge wrote:
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Hey PT. Yes you did work with EY in his siege of me, you shared a user name I have your comments saved. You talked with him before it and helped plan it, I know this for a fact.
You faked that disgusting chat you posted in the sex forum, jerk.
you are sickening, and a coward as well.

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