Ricky's HERE

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#1164 Dec 17, 2012
Good morning, Ricky ... Kind of cold this morning, around 50 ... but that is the least of my worries ... that's what heaters are for ... Hope you are well and in good spirits this morning ... Not much to do today except hit the gym ... pet my pups, the loved ones and glad they are here with me ... finsih wrapping presents and that is all ... Wishing you the best of Mondays ... Enjoy it and be aware of your surroundings! FC <3...

9512 ...

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1165 Dec 18, 2012
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from thereindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas.
I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

XOXOXOX

Dear Timmy,

Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the
time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to
get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you
something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus

XOXOXOXO

Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice"
contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way
clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to
turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a
jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is
a bit trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones

XOXOXO

Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need
I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a
guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well
that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on
retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be
more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I
alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve you social
skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom
of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus


XOXOXOX

Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends
into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and
we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my
game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

XOXOXOX


Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on
one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? "He sees
you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar,
genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal.
I got your sh*t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt
people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's
pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting
what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole
in you're a** and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy

XXXXXOXOXO

Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy

XOXOXOX

Timmy,

That's what I thought, you little ******.

Santa

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#1166 Dec 18, 2012
-Persephone- wrote:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from thereindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas.
I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
XOXOXOX
Dear Timmy,
Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the
time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to
get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you
something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
XOXOXOXO
Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice"
contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way
clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to
turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a
jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is
a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
XOXOXO
Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need
I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a
guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well
that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on
retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be
more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I
alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve you social
skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom
of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
XOXOXOX
Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends
into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and
we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my
game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T-Bone
XOXOXOX
Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on
one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? "He sees
you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar,
genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal.
I got your sh*t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt
people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's
pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting
what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole
in you're a** and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
XXXXXOXOXO
Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy
XOXOXOX
Timmy,
That's what I thought, you little ******.
Santa
ROFL ... copying and pasting on my thread ...

Merry Christmas! FC <3 ...

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1167 Dec 18, 2012
Help yourself! Got it from my cousin across the pond!

Try this one too, beautiful!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/4T4vc1QqiPM...

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1168 Dec 18, 2012
HEY, who's on my thread! lol

Hey guys!!

Arabian Prancer

“Legend in my own mind”

Level 4

Since: Dec 12

Cougar & lovin'it!

#1169 Dec 18, 2012
Hello handsome!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1170 Dec 18, 2012
We are. If ya checked in more often, you'd know!!!

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#1171 Dec 18, 2012
-Persephone- wrote:
Help yourself! Got it from my cousin across the pond!
Try this one too, beautiful!
http://www.youtube.com/embed/4T4vc1QqiPM...
stunning, Perse ... thanks for sharing!...

4200 ... full house

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1172 Dec 18, 2012
Flower-Child wrote:
<quoted text>
stunning, Perse ... thanks for sharing!...
4200 ... full house
9999 - paint job
1970s

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1173 Dec 18, 2012

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1174 Dec 19, 2012
-Persephone- wrote:
We are. If ya checked in more often, you'd know!!!
I can't keep up with the threads I post on, lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1175 Dec 19, 2012
Arabian Prancer wrote:
Hello handsome!
Are you female? lol

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1176 Dec 19, 2012
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I can't keep up with the threads I post on, lol
Aha. I just got rid a bunch of them.

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#1177 Dec 19, 2012
Good morning Ricky and Perse!((HUGS))

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1178 Dec 19, 2012
Good morning, Figgy! I kept hitting the snooze button. So I guess I missed the early party.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1179 Dec 19, 2012
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>Aha. I just got rid a bunch of them.
How?

Hey Figgy and FC!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1180 Dec 19, 2012
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>How?
Hey Figgy and FC!
Took them off my tracker.

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#1181 Dec 20, 2012
Morning RickyF

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#1182 Dec 20, 2012
Good morning, Ricky!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#1183 Dec 20, 2012
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>Took them off my tracker.
My tracker is VEY long! I need to do that, but it will take a while, lol.

Good morning BC!

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