BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1204 Nov 20, 2012
The date of the END of the WORLD (December 21 - DOOMSDAY) is actually also my deceased sister's BIRTHDAY!! She would have turned 60 this year on that date (she was born in 1952). 30 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! Why don't people in Afghanistan have TVs?? Because of the TELEBAN there!!(Taliban).
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1206 Nov 21, 2012
29 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! How did the blind carpenter heal himself?? He picked up his hammer and saw!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1207 Nov 22, 2012
28 DAYS 2 GO!! Joke!! What do you call a feline that imitates you?? A copycat!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1209 Nov 23, 2012
27 DAYS TO GO!! Joke of the day!! How would you describe the life of an elevator?? "Oh, it has it's ups and downs"!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1210 Nov 24, 2012
26 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! What do you call a bird that wins Lotto all the time?? A Lucky Ducky!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1211 Nov 25, 2012
25 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! What flower is between your nose and your chin?? Tulips!!(two lips).
tfb

Baltimore, MD

#1212 Nov 26, 2012
The Innkeeper wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, I have not done those things that you say. Many of my co-workers are black, some are Indian, the others white. I do not see anyone treated differently than any other.
But maybe things are different where you are.
Tell us about that.
LOL....lol
tfb

Baltimore, MD

#1213 Nov 26, 2012
joe wrote:
If white people should apologize to anybody it should be the native Americans are government committed genocide against he American Indians and no one ever says anything about it Lincoln and all the presidents before him were no better than old Adolph himself
your right Joe and u want to know what else no true Indian celebrated Thanksgiving. If people really did research they wouldn't. Either.
tfb

Baltimore, MD

#1214 Nov 26, 2012
BadBreathBruce wrote:
25 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! What flower is between your nose and your chin?? Tulips!!(two lips).
here's. One for ya what is the difference between a bird, a kite, and a plane. There is no deference they all get high mileage.
tfb

Baltimore, MD

#1215 Nov 26, 2012
The stupid thing that gets me is that all of us are going to die on the same earth
dognes

Pittsburgh, PA

#1216 Nov 26, 2012
youtube.com/watch...
White will not and ,,,,,,No!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1217 Nov 26, 2012
tfb wrote:
The stupid thing that gets me is that all of us are going to die on the same earth
True, tfb. Like your bird/kite/plane joke, too!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1218 Nov 26, 2012
dognes wrote:
youtube.com/watch?v=gbFa91vDc2 4&feature=plcp
White will not and ,,,,,,No!
Whatever, dognes. I'm going to see the Twilight movie tonight (Breaking Dawn Part 2). I hope it will be a good movie. You look after yourself, and have a great dane - OOPS!! Sorry - great day, dognes!! 24 DAYS TO GO!! JOKE for the day!! Which spy likes his sandwiches sweet?? Jams Bond!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1219 Nov 27, 2012
Hobbit movie premieres TODAY at the Embassy movie theater in Wellington. 23 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! Where do butchers go to dance?? At the meatball!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1220 Nov 28, 2012
My BIRTHDAY tomorrow (49). Wow. Next year, I'll be 50. God, half a century. Ah well, may as well enjoy the final year of the 'naughty 40s' while I can. 22 DAYS TO GO!! JOKE!! What did the alphabet say to thye horse?? O I C U R A G G!!(Oh I See You Are A Gee Gee!!).
Geffclassic

United States

#1221 Nov 29, 2012
Its so interesting,but what i still believe is:no one should apologize cuz no one here can be responsible for enslaving or injustice done by others longtime ago,those things have already passed now,we all act as one regardless to what type of race we belong to,i believ avatar and rudeness are nice people but the problem is,they allow to be controlled by their emotional!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1222 Nov 29, 2012
Geffclassic wrote:
Its so interesting,but what i still believe is:no one should apologize cuz no one here can be responsible for enslaving or injustice done by others longtime ago,those things have already passed now,we all act as one regardless to what type of race we belong to,i believ avatar and rudeness are nice people but the problem is,they allow to be controlled by their emotional!
That is SO TRUE Geff!! You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. We should let the past go, and start anew. It's hard to forgive and forget, but we must forgive and forget. Great comment of yours!! You have a truly FANTASTIC day!! AND......it's my 49TH BIRTHDAY (Nov. 30) TODAY!!! All sing together now!! Happee Berfday Too Mees!! Happee Berfday Too Mees!! Happee Berfday BaddBreffBwoos!! Happee Berfday Too Mees!! Hip!! Hip!! HOORAY!! Hip!! Hip!! HOORAY!! Hip!! Hip!! HOORAY!! 21 DAYS TO GO!! JOKE 4 2DAY!! What would you get if cows could fly?? A pat on the head!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1223 Nov 30, 2012
My B/day went GREAT yesterday. It was cool. My bros and my sis' enjoyed the celebration. It was ACE!! My bros bought the chicken (from KFC) and the beautiful cake (from Countdown supermarket). And my sisters got chocolates and money (and a Big Wednesday lottery ticket) inside my B/day card (THANX SISTERS!!). It was a wonderful day!! 21 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! What do you get from a grizzly following you?? A bear (bare) behind!!
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1224 Nov 30, 2012
OOPZ!! Sorry!! That was 20 DAYS TO GO before the (supposed) END of the WORLD!! Thousand apologies!! And the countdown continues....
BadBreathBruce

Auckland, New Zealand

#1225 Dec 1, 2012
And it is Sunday, December 2nd TODAY. I think it's Britney Spears' birthday today. Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!! 19 DAYS TO GO!! Joke!! What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?? Boo boos!!

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