Now you've made a good point...how sad. After all, who wants to be around a group of menopausal old bags who have beards and lardy asses?Are you guys sure this trip is a good idea? I mean, aren't we all too old to be galavanting like the younger, physically active folk around here? Hell, even if I wasn't so old I'm sure I couldn't get my lard ass up on the ....ass or into the big rig.
I'll bring the Mad Libs and a couple cases of beer:)
(I didn't know you had a big butt...we're all short with big butts.)
I'll bring Annie Green Springs and a macrame kit!