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“Grrrrr”

Level 8

Since: Jan 12

Barbi and Baron

#6991 Dec 12, 2012
Hegel wrote:
Are you guys sure this trip is a good idea? I mean, aren't we all too old to be galavanting like the younger, physically active folk around here? Hell, even if I wasn't so old I'm sure I couldn't get my lard ass up on the ....ass or into the big rig.
I'll bring the Mad Libs and a couple cases of beer:)
Now you've made a good point...how sad. After all, who wants to be around a group of menopausal old bags who have beards and lardy asses?
(I didn't know you had a big butt...we're all short with big butts.)
I'll bring Annie Green Springs and a macrame kit!

“Grrrrr”

Level 8

Since: Jan 12

Barbi and Baron

#6992 Dec 12, 2012
I have to worry about my bunions! Who will rub them for a quarter?

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#6994 Dec 12, 2012
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>Don't let Ruby fool you--she's got a fully-decked out Hoveround. Turbo-charged, running lights, power brakes, 5 speed transmission, rack and pinion steering. And man oh man, can she pop a wheelie on that thing.
And how many times have I let you ride in the side car?
Remember the time we drove through that swarm of love bugs
in Florida and you had them stuck in your teeth?

Hegel

“The Force is with me”

Since: Mar 10

Earth

#6995 Dec 12, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP...
Don't worry, ruby! I'll be there in about a half hour. I'm just over here!!!

P.S. We'll need Lifelines and Clappers.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#6996 Dec 12, 2012
Barbi A wrote:
<quoted text>Now you've made a good point...how sad. After all, who wants to be around a group of menopausal old bags who have beards and lardy asses?
(I didn't know you had a big butt...we're all short with big butts.)
I'll bring Annie Green Springs and a macrame kit!
I'm tall with a lard ass~~

“Make time ”

Level 10

Since: Sep 09

for contemplation

#6997 Dec 12, 2012
Barbi A wrote:
I have to worry about my bunions! Who will rub them for a quarter?
Ferrerman. That's if he gets to spank your alleged "lardass".
It's quid pro quo.

Hegel

“The Force is with me”

Since: Mar 10

Earth

#6998 Dec 12, 2012
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>Don't let Ruby fool you--she's got a fully-decked out Hoveround. Turbo-charged, running lights, power brakes, 5 speed transmission, rack and pinion steering. And man oh man, can she pop a wheelie on that thing.
She's a real 21st Century Woman! Damn. All I have is a dog and a wagon. Oh, and an old CB radio.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#6999 Dec 12, 2012
Barbi A wrote:
I have to worry about my bunions! Who will rub them for a quarter?
Count me out~~
You would have to look like a cross between Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp for me to even consider it...

“Dragon my tail.”

Since: Jun 09

Wherever

#7001 Dec 12, 2012
_RandMan_ wrote:
<quoted text>Yum. Do you bake bread too? Nothing better than bread warm from the oven.
I do cinnamon rolls--made from scratch. I can even make sticky buns.

Hegel

“The Force is with me”

Since: Mar 10

Earth

#7002 Dec 12, 2012
Barbi A wrote:
<quoted text>Now you've made a good point...how sad. After all, who wants to be around a group of menopausal old bags who have beards and lardy asses?
(I didn't know you had a big butt...we're all short with big butts.)
I'll bring Annie Green Springs and a macrame kit!
Well, I've read that I never get out into nature and know nothing of the joys of hiking or kayaking, so....my middle name is obviously Oldsedentarylardass. Or May. Can't remember because I'm so effing old.

“Dragon my tail.”

Since: Jun 09

Wherever

#7003 Dec 12, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
And how many times have I let you ride in the side car?
Remember the time we drove through that swarm of love bugs
in Florida and you had them stuck in your teeth?
Oh that was just awful. Then you suggested I take out my teeth and that was even worse!

“Dragon my tail.”

Since: Jun 09

Wherever

#7004 Dec 12, 2012
Hegel wrote:
<quoted text>She's a real 21st Century Woman! Damn. All I have is a dog and a wagon. Oh, and an old CB radio.
You should see her flying around on that thing--long red hair blowing in the breeze. I'm tellin' ya--Hell's Angels are scared of that woman.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#7005 Dec 12, 2012
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>I do cinnamon rolls--made from scratch. I can even make sticky buns.
You had a case of the sticky buns after riding in the side car didn't you?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#7006 Dec 12, 2012
Barbi A wrote:
I have to worry about my bunions! Who will rub them for a quarter?
a quarter of what?

“Grrrrr”

Level 8

Since: Jan 12

Barbi and Baron

#7008 Dec 12, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm tall with a lard ass~~
It's OK. We love you anyway, Ruby.
Thought we had a short, lard ass club going but maybe you were't posting.
I think Dazzle is tall, too. But I don't know her ass status. Speaking of, where is she?

“Dragon my tail.”

Since: Jun 09

Wherever

#7009 Dec 12, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
You had a case of the sticky buns after riding in the side car didn't you?
Sure did. It was awful.

“Grrrrr”

Level 8

Since: Jan 12

Barbi and Baron

#7010 Dec 12, 2012
Junket wrote:
<quoted text>
Ferrerman. That's if he gets to spank your alleged "lardass".
It's quid pro quo.
Of course he will and can! Thank you, Junket...and where is our certified Spankologist? He'll need to on the trip, since we're likley to commit wild and crazy, maybe outlandish, hi-jinks!

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#7011 Dec 12, 2012
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>Oh that was just awful. Then you suggested I take out my teeth and that was even worse!
I always meant to apologize for that~~
Laughing when you got choked and started gagging on a love bug
like it was a popcorn hull stuck in your throat.

“Grrrrr”

Level 8

Since: Jan 12

Barbi and Baron

#7012 Dec 12, 2012
Hegel wrote:
<quoted text>Well, I've read that I never get out into nature and know nothing of the joys of hiking or kayaking, so....my middle name is obviously Oldsedentarylardass. Or May. Can't remember because I'm so effing old.
Your middle name is May?! PI alert! Um, I had an Aunt May and she's been dead for 30 years and she died very old.
My middle name starts with a J, and it's ancient. I've noticed I'm withering, too.

Hegel

“The Force is with me”

Since: Mar 10

Earth

#7013 Dec 12, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
<quoted text>
Count me out~~
You would have to look like a cross between Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp for me to even consider it...
I've heard that nothing takes off the years like having a young whippersnapper light a fire in your potbelly stove.

Of course Johnny Depp is almost 50. Is he young enough? Oh, I suppose he'll do.

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