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Are you guys sure this trip is a good idea? I mean, aren't we all too old to be galavanting like the younger, physically active folk around here? Hell, even if I wasn't so old I'm sure I couldn't get my lard ass up on the ....ass or into the big rig.

I'll bring the Mad Libs and a couple cases of beer:)

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Dec 12, 2012
 
Hegel wrote:
Are you guys sure this trip is a good idea? I mean, aren't we all too old to be galavanting like the younger, physically active folk around here? Hell, even if I wasn't so old I'm sure I couldn't get my lard ass up on the ....ass or into the big rig.
I'll bring the Mad Libs and a couple cases of beer:)
I still galavant~~
I just limp when I do it...

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Dec 12, 2012
 
Cov does not do camping, but if you have a trailer all hooked up with the amenities, I could go for that. I don't like sleeping out under the stars, bathing in creeks, and I won't even go into how I have to have decent bathroom facilities. I had to do all that stuff as a kid and didn't like it then. But I can roast marshmallows and hot dogs over a campfire like nobody's business! And I do have experience with a dutch oven.

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Dec 12, 2012
 
_RandMan_ wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, please. And I know you have a lot of them since you've been baking since August!
HAHA

Well, truth be told, I bake year round... it's one of my favorite things to do.

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rubygoober wrote:
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I still galavant~~
I just limp when I do it...
LOL! I'm sure there will be plenty of ramps and grab bars everywhere. Worst comes to worst they can just roll us.

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Hegel wrote:
<quoted text>LOL! I'm sure there will be plenty of ramps and grab bars everywhere. Worst comes to worst they can just roll us.
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP...

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Hegel wrote:
<quoted text>LOL! I'm sure there will be plenty of ramps and grab bars everywhere. Worst comes to worst they can just roll us.
Don't let Ruby fool you--she's got a fully-decked out Hoveround. Turbo-charged, running lights, power brakes, 5 speed transmission, rack and pinion steering. And man oh man, can she pop a wheelie on that thing.

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Hegel wrote:
Are you guys sure this trip is a good idea? I mean, aren't we all too old to be galavanting like the younger, physically active folk around here? Hell, even if I wasn't so old I'm sure I couldn't get my lard ass up on the ....ass or into the big rig.
I'll bring the Mad Libs and a couple cases of beer:)
Now you've made a good point...how sad. After all, who wants to be around a group of menopausal old bags who have beards and lardy asses?
(I didn't know you had a big butt...we're all short with big butts.)
I'll bring Annie Green Springs and a macrame kit!

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I have to worry about my bunions! Who will rub them for a quarter?

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covcas wrote:
<quoted text>Don't let Ruby fool you--she's got a fully-decked out Hoveround. Turbo-charged, running lights, power brakes, 5 speed transmission, rack and pinion steering. And man oh man, can she pop a wheelie on that thing.
And how many times have I let you ride in the side car?
Remember the time we drove through that swarm of love bugs
in Florida and you had them stuck in your teeth?

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rubygoober wrote:
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HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP...
Don't worry, ruby! I'll be there in about a half hour. I'm just over here!!!

P.S. We'll need Lifelines and Clappers.

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Barbi A wrote:
<quoted text>Now you've made a good point...how sad. After all, who wants to be around a group of menopausal old bags who have beards and lardy asses?
(I didn't know you had a big butt...we're all short with big butts.)
I'll bring Annie Green Springs and a macrame kit!
I'm tall with a lard ass~~

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I have to worry about my bunions! Who will rub them for a quarter?
Ferrerman. That's if he gets to spank your alleged "lardass".
It's quid pro quo.

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covcas wrote:
<quoted text>Don't let Ruby fool you--she's got a fully-decked out Hoveround. Turbo-charged, running lights, power brakes, 5 speed transmission, rack and pinion steering. And man oh man, can she pop a wheelie on that thing.
She's a real 21st Century Woman! Damn. All I have is a dog and a wagon. Oh, and an old CB radio.

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I have to worry about my bunions! Who will rub them for a quarter?
Count me out~~
You would have to look like a cross between Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp for me to even consider it...

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_RandMan_ wrote:
<quoted text>Yum. Do you bake bread too? Nothing better than bread warm from the oven.
I do cinnamon rolls--made from scratch. I can even make sticky buns.

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Barbi A wrote:
<quoted text>Now you've made a good point...how sad. After all, who wants to be around a group of menopausal old bags who have beards and lardy asses?
(I didn't know you had a big butt...we're all short with big butts.)
I'll bring Annie Green Springs and a macrame kit!
Well, I've read that I never get out into nature and know nothing of the joys of hiking or kayaking, so....my middle name is obviously Oldsedentarylardass. Or May. Can't remember because I'm so effing old.

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rubygoober wrote:
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And how many times have I let you ride in the side car?
Remember the time we drove through that swarm of love bugs
in Florida and you had them stuck in your teeth?
Oh that was just awful. Then you suggested I take out my teeth and that was even worse!

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Hegel wrote:
<quoted text>She's a real 21st Century Woman! Damn. All I have is a dog and a wagon. Oh, and an old CB radio.
You should see her flying around on that thing--long red hair blowing in the breeze. I'm tellin' ya--Hell's Angels are scared of that woman.

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covcas wrote:
<quoted text>I do cinnamon rolls--made from scratch. I can even make sticky buns.
You had a case of the sticky buns after riding in the side car didn't you?

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