Need Advice!!! Somebody Help Me!!! EM...

Need Advice!!! Somebody Help Me!!! EMERGENCY!

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Desperate GF

Jakarta, Indonesia

#1 Nov 13, 2010
i need advice..could somebody please help me???

“R3V01U7!0N”

Level 5

Since: Apr 10

Denver, CO

#2 Nov 13, 2010
Sure? PM me.

“R3V01U7!0N”

Level 5

Since: Apr 10

Denver, CO

#3 Nov 13, 2010
Wait, you can't PM. Oops.

“R3V01U7!0N”

Level 5

Since: Apr 10

Denver, CO

#4 Nov 13, 2010
Um... What's wrong?

Razorback Jack
Level 1

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#5 Nov 13, 2010
Step back PI, I got this, I've seen it before.

Okay Desperate GF,

First, let's take a slow deep breath ... aaaaaaand exhale.

Now I'm gonna need you to take your right hand and slip it up your YIKES! and turn it counter clockwise slowly (about 1/4th turn) until you hear a click coming from your EEEHA!.

Now, reach around with your left hand and push your OH NO! into your HELL NO WE CAN"T!.

Pull your hands apart slowly, acknowledging a noticable amount of resistance.

Another deep breath, and ..... exhale.

Lean forward eyes wide open guiding your head towards the center of your UH_OH!

Close eyes, hold breath and push upward.

Dance the Texas two-step.

“R3V01U7!0N”

Level 5

Since: Apr 10

Denver, CO

#6 Nov 14, 2010
Razorback Jack wrote:
Step back PI, I got this, I've seen it before.
Okay Desperate GF,
First, let's take a slow deep breath ... aaaaaaand exhale.
Now I'm gonna need you to take your right hand and slip it up your YIKES! and turn it counter clockwise slowly (about 1/4th turn) until you hear a click coming from your EEEHA!.
Now, reach around with your left hand and push your OH NO! into your HELL NO WE CAN"T!.
Pull your hands apart slowly, acknowledging a noticable amount of resistance.
Another deep breath, and ..... exhale.
Lean forward eyes wide open guiding your head towards the center of your UH_OH!
Close eyes, hold breath and push upward.
Dance the Texas two-step.
Omg... R-O-F-L-M-A-O!!!!!!!!!!
Lilwal22

Westminster, CO

#7 May 4, 2013
Haha lol

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