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-Kevin-
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Smirk .. ;-)

#1 Jun 28, 2011
http://couchfiresports.com/archives/20668

"Robinette’s husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Davis said."

Heh

Sophies Ganny
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Kentucky

#2 Jun 28, 2011
-Kevin- wrote:
http://couchfiresports.com/arc hives/20668
"Robinette’s husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Davis said."
Heh
A couple years ago there was a woman in the little town where I lived went to jail for threatening a Police Officer with a Chihuahua dog,

They were gonna serve her with a summons to appear in court, she was drunk and thought they were there to take her to jail.

She got to go to jail alright.

-Kevin-
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#3 Jun 28, 2011
Those Chihuahuas can be mean.

Sophies Ganny
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#4 Jun 28, 2011
-Kevin- wrote:
Those Chihuahuas can be mean.
She made front page of the local paper holding this little snarling dog, trying to say it was not being used as a weapon.

I know how mean my little dog is and I wouldn't want any part of her if she got very riled.

“If You Cant Take The Heat”

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Dont Tickle The Dragon!

#5 Jun 28, 2011
HAHAHAHA!!
That was funny as hell.

“If You Cant Take The Heat”

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#6 Jun 28, 2011
You can't make this stuff up....can you.
Americans rule. lmao

“Uroplatus Phantasticus”

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#7 Jun 29, 2011
I'm kinda wondering what they charged her with?
Assault with a deadly weapon?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

#8 Jun 29, 2011
She will get off. Freedom of expression.

-Kevin-
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#10 Jun 29, 2011
Or would that be Freedom of Explosion?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

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#11 Jun 29, 2011
-Kevin- wrote:
Or would that be Freedom of Explosion?
We are talking about boobs, not bombs, though good t!ts are da bomb.

-Kevin-
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#12 Jun 29, 2011
Gah. auto-correct. I meant expulsion

“Uroplatus Phantasticus”

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#13 Jun 29, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
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We are talking about boobs, not bombs, though good t!ts are da bomb.
rofl

Ill Bill

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#14 Jun 29, 2011
This reminds me of an incident that occured to a friend of mine at a gentleman's club. The dancer asked him if he wanted a surprise so he said sure and gave her a dollar. She then squirted him with milk and some went right in his eye. He was pretty mad and we still pick on him about catching a disease from it.

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#15 Jun 29, 2011
Purple Gurl wrote:
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We are talking about boobs, not bombs, though good t!ts are da bomb.
LOL You come up with the funniest things. Good morning PG.

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#16 Jun 29, 2011
Ill Bill wrote:
This reminds me of an incident that occured to a friend of mine at a gentleman's club. The dancer asked him if he wanted a surprise so he said sure and gave her a dollar. She then squirted him with milk and some went right in his eye. He was pretty mad and we still pick on him about catching a disease from it.
LOL And you come up with the most unusual things.

Good morning Bill.

Ill Bill

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#17 Jun 29, 2011
SBDragon wrote:
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LOL And you come up with the most unusual things.
Good morning Bill.
Good Morning to you SB.

Mississippi gurl 1

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#18 Jun 29, 2011
Good morning Bill. waiting to find out what my uniform is.

Ill Bill

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#19 Jun 29, 2011
Mississippi gurl 1 wrote:
Good morning Bill. waiting to find out what my uniform is.
Well it's not much.

Mississippi gurl 1

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#20 Jun 29, 2011
Ill Bill wrote:
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Well it's not much.
Lol, I bet it`s not. Hehehehehe.

“Proud to be a Wiccan Priest”

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#21 Jun 29, 2011
That is just too funny for words

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