Woman Sprays Cops with Breast Milk at Wedding…

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"Robinette’s husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Davis said."

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Jun 28, 2011
 
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http://couchfiresports.com/arc hives/20668
"Robinette’s husband told authorities the pair had been attending a wedding when his wife got drunk and started a dispute. He said that she hit him multiple times before locking herself in her car outside a banquet facility on Saturday.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said that when police approached the car to speak to her, she yelled profanities and refused to get out.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Davis said."
Heh
A couple years ago there was a woman in the little town where I lived went to jail for threatening a Police Officer with a Chihuahua dog,

They were gonna serve her with a summons to appear in court, she was drunk and thought they were there to take her to jail.

She got to go to jail alright.

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Jun 28, 2011
 
Those Chihuahuas can be mean.

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Jun 28, 2011
 
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Those Chihuahuas can be mean.
She made front page of the local paper holding this little snarling dog, trying to say it was not being used as a weapon.

I know how mean my little dog is and I wouldn't want any part of her if she got very riled.

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Jun 28, 2011
 
HAHAHAHA!!
That was funny as hell.

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Jun 28, 2011
 
You can't make this stuff up....can you.
Americans rule. lmao

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Jun 29, 2011
 
I'm kinda wondering what they charged her with?
Assault with a deadly weapon?

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She will get off. Freedom of expression.

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Or would that be Freedom of Explosion?

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Jun 29, 2011
 
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Or would that be Freedom of Explosion?
We are talking about boobs, not bombs, though good t!ts are da bomb.

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Gah. auto-correct. I meant expulsion

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Jun 29, 2011
 
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We are talking about boobs, not bombs, though good t!ts are da bomb.
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Jun 29, 2011
 
This reminds me of an incident that occured to a friend of mine at a gentleman's club. The dancer asked him if he wanted a surprise so he said sure and gave her a dollar. She then squirted him with milk and some went right in his eye. He was pretty mad and we still pick on him about catching a disease from it.

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Jun 29, 2011
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
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We are talking about boobs, not bombs, though good t!ts are da bomb.
LOL You come up with the funniest things. Good morning PG.

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Jun 29, 2011
 
Ill Bill wrote:
This reminds me of an incident that occured to a friend of mine at a gentleman's club. The dancer asked him if he wanted a surprise so he said sure and gave her a dollar. She then squirted him with milk and some went right in his eye. He was pretty mad and we still pick on him about catching a disease from it.
LOL And you come up with the most unusual things.

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LOL And you come up with the most unusual things.
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Good Morning to you SB.

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Jun 29, 2011
 
Good morning Bill. waiting to find out what my uniform is.

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Jun 29, 2011
 
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Good morning Bill. waiting to find out what my uniform is.
Well it's not much.

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Well it's not much.
Lol, I bet it`s not. Hehehehehe.

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Jun 29, 2011
 
That is just too funny for words

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