help, ghost scratching me. NO JOKE!

help, ghost scratching me. NO JOKE!

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helpbo

United States

#1 Nov 13, 2012
If anyone is truely abile i need advice. A ghost or demon is torchuring me and my girlfriend every night physically and mentally. Haveing horrable nightmares scratchs that draw welps and blood from the skin. Sounds with no logical origin. The list of wierd stuuf could strech around the earth in fine print. We just moved to a new home and if this cant be fixed she is going to leave me and move 220 miles back with her parents. Please help me if you really can. I am running low on sanity and know noone around here.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#2 Nov 13, 2012
I just had something nudge me in the shoulder. For real.
helpbo

United States

#3 Nov 13, 2012
From what i understand this is becoming mre freqent every day
helpbo

United States

#6 Nov 13, 2012
What advice do you have?

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#7 Nov 13, 2012
-Ill Bill- wrote:
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I can help you.
Adds to tracker ;-)

Let me know when to start the popcorn.
helpbo

United States

#8 Nov 13, 2012
Cat.... hope u never run into this but if you do you will never take this subject lightly again. There is more to this world then most people care to know about. Allways remember most folk tales are rooted in truth.
Force Majeure

Sweden

#9 Nov 13, 2012
Help! Joke trying to scratch me! NO GHOST!
Force Majeure

Sweden

#10 Nov 13, 2012
helpbo wrote:
What advice do you have?
Either marry her or dump your "girlfried", then get a water bed. You're living in sin. It's no wonder the demons got ya'!
helpbo

United States

#11 Nov 13, 2012
TO FORCE...
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT BEFORE? IF NOT MAYBE YOU HAVE READ "WHY DO YOU POINT OUT THE SPECK IN YOUR BROTHERS EYE WHEN YOU HAVE A PLANK IN YOURS. READ YOUR BIBLE THINK REAL HARD AND PRAY THAT YOU DONT GO TO THE SAME HELL YOU WISH TO CONDEM ME TO. THEN HIT ME BACK IF YOU STILL WANT TO CAST A STONE OR TWO. ALSO LEARN TO SPELL "GIRLFRIEND" YOU HIPO!
Force Majeure

Sweden

#12 Nov 14, 2012
helpbo wrote:
TO FORCE...
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE...... ALSO LEARN TO SPELL "GIRLFRIEND" YOU HIPO!
Learn how to spell "hippo", turdbrain. Has a hippo ever cast a stone at you? No? Then let me give you some good advice - LET HE WHO IS WITH HIPPO CAST THE FIRST STONE ....... and when you can speak my language as well as I speak yours then you can wank yourself.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#13 Nov 14, 2012
helpbo wrote:
From what i understand this is becoming mre freqent every day
LUCKY!
I wish I had a ghost to scratch my back.
Does it also give massages?
I could use a foot rub...

KnightPirate

“Supporting The Girl...”

Since: Jun 10

With A Heart Of Gold

#15 Nov 19, 2012
-Ill Bill- wrote:
<quoted text>
Lay on your back so the ghost can't scratch it.
Doesn't that lead to ghost crotch scratching? Sounds kinky.
Force Majeure

Sweden

#16 Nov 19, 2012
-Ill Bill- wrote:
<quoted text>
Lay on your back so the ghost can't scratch it.
If the ghost is from Thailand I'm sure it will think of something.

Cool Hand Clem

“One day at a time”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

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#18 Nov 20, 2012
Ghost smhost!
helpbo

United States

#19 Nov 25, 2012
None of you understand my problem so you think im joking but i asure you ghosts r very real and one day you may find yourself in my shoes then you won't be so quick to make fun of this you will look every place you can think of and you will be forced to realize that even most Prechers will be to scared to come help you they will only tell you to memorize Plasm 70 and sprinkle holy water all in you house then MOVE ASAP other then that you just get teased by a bunch of mean people..... NO NEED TO ADD ANYTHING ELSE PEOPLE I WILL NEVER CHECK THIS POST AGAIN... THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP..... YOU ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS.......

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#22 Nov 26, 2012
Get under the covers for protection, if that doesn't work hang out your genitals and let'em scratch that?
helpbo

United States

#24 Nov 26, 2012
ILL BILL..
If you can help me then how do i contact you.

1Irishghost

“Just resting”

Since: Nov 12

Under the Southern Cross

#25 Nov 27, 2012
Ricky F wrote:
Get under the covers for protection, if that doesn't work hang out your genitals and let'em scratch that?
he can scratch his own itchy critters ... I'm a fussy ghost!

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