Witches fly on more than broomsticks.

Witches fly on more than broomsticks.

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Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#1 Jul 18, 2013
Did you know that the USAF allows dabbling in witchcraft? They have a wiccan church.
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#2 Jul 21, 2013
No I didn't know that. But I do know
modern day witches fly on vacuum cleaners
Dirty Underwear

Arkadelphia, AR

#3 Jul 21, 2013
Civilian witches fly on vaccuum cleaners, and shampooers. It's a status thing, you know. Our airman witches go in style by plane. Probably even AF1. That could explain a few things.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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#4 Jul 21, 2013
I have seen them flying on twigs and tree branches,...

SUJ

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#5 Jul 24, 2013
Dang it. With all the advances in prostheses and fascination with plastic surgery these days; why don't they just get a set of wing implants?

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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#6 Jul 24, 2013
SUJ wrote:
Dang it. With all the advances in prostheses and fascination with plastic surgery these days; why don't they just get a set of wing implants?
Nik Wallenda could have crossed over the Canyon a lot better, safer, and faster with a set of those,...What was he thinking,...?

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