why????
Littner Lainkane

Roscommon, Ireland

#273 Jun 6, 2013
Littner Lainkane wrote:
That blood soaked leather cloaked
Pygmy prophet with a facial scar
had a voodoo dancer cure his cancer
And now kills hobos in a Cuban car
runs em over singing "wild rover"
while smiling a vile demented smile
but did not know the hairyest hobo
Hung to the exhaust for half a mile
Hobo hung on till pygmy stopped driving
Hobo was thankful for barely surviving
When pygmy and pal were busy highfiving
Hobo subjected em to a multiple knifing
Hobo grew hungry so put the bodies in a boot
pygmy's driver license identifeying the route
he searched pygmy's home with a fine tooth comb
for pygmy's family members which he could shoot
Littner Lainkane

Roscommon, Ireland

#274 Jun 6, 2013
He found pygmy's parents pounding each other
So strangled the daddy and smothered the mother
Cooked pygmy with taters then said see ya laters
after scrotally scratching the bed ridden brother
Hobo left pygmy's house in a meth induced daze
A sick savage stranger in a suburbanized maze
so sat down and waited occasionally masterbated
until a passing prostitute again caught his gaze
Littner Lainkane

Roscommon, Ireland

#275 Jun 6, 2013
Terry the tripping tranny tripped balls
seeing blood squirting out of the walls
ran up the street with a knife in his teeth
searching for midgets to murder in malls
For gazing Hobo love at first sight was real
She Tweaked and wreaked so sympathico appeal
He later shoots her on his homemade scooter
For a cannibalistic late night munchy meal
Trippler Tronntrain

Roscommon, Ireland

#276 Jun 17, 2013
That autistic mystic nihilistic priest
and his semi psychotic nazified niece
use telekinesis to eat all the pizzas
starving the ones who desires a piece

true??
maybe baby.

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#277 Jul 11, 2013
Why not?

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#278 Jul 12, 2013
Good morning Ricky.
Dr Dingo

Roscommon, Ireland

#279 Aug 12, 2013
She wanted it trippy and sticky
like mescalinized Martian micky
i told her jack the ripper was a stripper or a time traveling tupac smurf.

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#280 Aug 21, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
Good morning Ricky.
Morning Sue!

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#281 Aug 21, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Morning Sue!
It's another great day in Topix land!

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#282 Aug 21, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
<quoted text>
It's another great day in Topix land!
We should get a check from Topix for posting, like .05 a post!
Reckler Realpeel

Roscommon, Ireland

#283 Sep 24, 2013
" She'll have spilled spiked spaceman sperm on the haunted heads of hundreds of homeless pirate popes but in doing so will likely have lost any opportunity to inject gremlin flavored gravy into the combined cerebral cortex of two trapezing tranny truckers trapped in a tragic suspended state of quantum entanglement "
said a half eaten cannibal cult leader called Kevin.
Reckler Realpeel

Roscommon, Ireland

#284 Sep 24, 2013
As cannibal cultists in colorful cloaks
manically panic when one of them chokes
their leader half eaten but not beaten
rolls away screaming alerting some folks

the savoury saviour sacrifice with rice
was the cannibal cabal's meal of choice
feeling betrayed with both legs filayed
the chewed chap chirped with all of his voice.
Reckler Realpeel

Roscommon, Ireland

#285 Sep 24, 2013
An occasionally autistic Albanian albino
hypnotically humping an inflatable rhino
had his fun ended as yellow rain descended
from that flatulent flying winged wino.
Reckler Realpeel

Roscommon, Ireland

#286 Sep 24, 2013
Welsh weirdo in tinfoil tights under white yfront nike knickers perfectly executing spinning nipple flick technique on pregnant pyrokinetic priest while beautifully beat boxing Beethoven's 5th.
Gyrating junkie giraffe laughs a lunar powered laugh before snorting a line of powdered pope endorphins.
??????????
Weerdings Wankwell

Roscommon, Ireland

#288 Sep 26, 2013
gypsy made of jam humps a hooker made of ham
at a party in the 33rd dimension
I threw two toes in a jar at ufos from afar
to get E.T's undivided attention.
Weerdings Wankwell

Roscommon, Ireland

#289 Sep 26, 2013
gin laced laugh from a junkie giraffe
is proof that he and I are besties
cop on crack has a panic attack
after tazing himself in the testies.
Johnny Jippjerk

Roscommon, Ireland

#291 Sep 27, 2013
slightly suicidal cyborg saviour
stoned on micro dots and danger
murders mass with poisonous gas
while making meth in his manger
Jappner Jusenoose

Roscommon, Ireland

#292 Sep 28, 2013
As a midget messiah jostles
past booty popping apostles
he finally gets his glimpse
at nippless nephilem fossils.
Krappler Kookpuke

Roscommon, Ireland

#294 Oct 1, 2013
the hobo hidden in a hamper
draws a nipple on his knee
listening to the thoughts
of a frozen telepathic pea
Krappler Kookpuke

Roscommon, Ireland

#295 Oct 1, 2013
Alchemical compounds consisting of synthesized snake snot have been used as a midget's masterbatorial lubricant since jesus first jumped over the moon on a motorized pimp pogo.

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