why????

“Woof!”

Level 8

Since: May 11

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#232 Apr 23, 2013
tragic
Tom Pappas

San Jose, CA

#233 Apr 23, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
tragic
beans beans beans

“Woof!”

Level 8

Since: May 11

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#234 Apr 23, 2013
Tom Pappas wrote:
<quoted text>beans beans beans
*open windows*
You stink.

ick!
Sainer Seedleed

Roscommon, Ireland

#235 May 8, 2013
A bisexual beetroot casually overturns a murdered monkey's dried droppings in a field then proceeds to nibble the narcotic hallucinogenic nipples of mysterious mushrooms that grow underneath then lays back in a ditch counting c0ck shaped clouds until an astral armpit in a anorak silently eats half of the haribo sending tripped out beetroot into feral frenzied form of slumbering inanimately.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#236 May 8, 2013
Gregoriously galloping guppies gnaw gnarled giraffe gonads while being beaten with Tibetan turkey testicles tied to tomato vine twigs supplied by sumptuously attired sumarian submarine sadists in search of satisfyingly somber sapphic delights.
Seekner Strangemange

Roscommon, Ireland

#237 May 10, 2013
Solar powered moon based midget messiahs in need of cartons of caramelized caterpillar farts will likely summon an army of ear less and fearless bald albino hooker apostles to taste test any remaining rations that might have been pre poisoned by Randall the rouge rainbow raper who's unfiltered whistles will likely liquidize your frontal lobe which can later be drank through a highly pregnant sentient straw with a tribal toe tattoo.
Trakkler Trobelobe

Roscommon, Ireland

#238 May 10, 2013
Those willing to awaken occasionally autistic Albanians addicted to unadulterated ant adrenalin by placing their own lightly lubricated nipples in the slumbering addict's nostrils might momentarily wonder why the sadness of the situation seems some what staged but they recall recent feelings of being quite mentally missing before resuming their nipple to nasal naughtyness.
Dooknee doonrune

Roscommon, Ireland

#239 May 11, 2013

TINY TUBES OF FROZEN DWARF DNA
an OPERA OF aWESOMENESS
by Antonellio Cripplalello jnr.

{prof. Thomas Testicleeze}
i need those tubes, ta ta ta tiny frozen tuuuuuuubes!

To create my mutant midget mobs
To murder many so few have jobs
start with the chubby lazy slobs
la la la la laaaaaaazy
ca ca ca ca craaaaaazy
slobs
flabby scabby sloooooooobbbbs!

{Nurse Ninny Nippleswole}

FURK YOU! yes you!
you arse scented deeply demented mercury sipping snob!
go get a job a job a real furking jooooooooob!
not involving the decimation of the human race
and using metal milkshakes to get off your face!

FIN.
Tobens Tinespine

Roscommon, Ireland

#240 May 13, 2013
Spasticated cripples with elasticated nipples levitate lightly and slightly almost every nightly in the town square, delicately demonstrating despicable displays of wild worship with self inflicted nipple whippings while utilizing an interconnected collective consciousness to cosmically comfort a constantly bothered bottle of bear urine.
Rikkles Ronebone

Roscommon, Ireland

#241 May 14, 2013
Newly galvanized Gangs of Gallifrayan Goblinized Ghetto gimps gargling goblets of supposedly edible extraterrestrial ectoplasm should surely shart from a cosmic cart as a form of celestial art despite that rain of shite starting a globally fatal fight.
Wickler Weedbleed

Roscommon, Ireland

#242 May 14, 2013
The Moroccan military might murder the masterbators or indeed masterbate the murderers,
if they masterbated most murderers monthly then a slightly masterbated monkey might murder a masterbating midget murderer.
Soothler Suberoob

Roscommon, Ireland

#243 May 15, 2013
A Nippleproof Nephillim Neo-nerd named Nurkley Nidjitt nomadic by nature injects the narcotic neuro nectar from nine Nepalese pikey pirates when summoning a satanic psychic circus squirrel to mentally molest a slightly shriveled up sixty six year old bitten off baboon bollock. 3058

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#244 May 15, 2013
Why not?
Goomer Godwad

Roscommon, Ireland

#245 May 17, 2013
Electrically induced experimental Ewok erections via prototypical plug-in Tesla tights have recently resulted in two types of testicle torching and scrotal scorching,
leading most brilliantly brained but ultimately burnt ball'd bear like boner boffins to wonder if any off world willyless weirdos would visit to do a celestial striptease to make their own nuked nuts look nice in comparison to Jupiter's genderless jerks.
becaue

Hanover, PA

#246 May 17, 2013
Becaufr
Raddner Ripplipp

Roscommon, Ireland

#247 May 18, 2013
Neptunian knacker ninjas cunningly conducting secret and psychic societal surveillance from cloud covered cosmic caravans have recently released into Earth's atmosphere the chemical catalyst of humanity's hyper evolution revolution resulting in the utilization of potent pineal power to positively purify and unify the universal population.
Stubbler Stainrane

Roscommon, Ireland

#248 May 18, 2013
Discarded drunken hooker droids scavenged from outside of Earth's gravitational field then inserted with nano-mechanical rectal roids will probably compete with partially Plutonian moon born biobots at the 2032 Lunar Olympics before ravenously rebelling and repeatedly raping the creator of the cosmos, manifested in this case as an obese Indian gentleman dressed as a cheeky Czechoslovakian cheerleader.
Gimpletts Gainsprane

Roscommon, Ireland

#249 May 25, 2013
A suicidal Cyborg sausage resting on a farting feral fork see's deeply into A disturbing future, bearing witness to violent visions of a weird world where a cannibal cult of castrated hobo warlocks wearing holographic hard-ons hunt hungrily for a mutant stripper preacher to slap in the tit with a severed tiger tongue.
Wipplins Wikktrick

Roscommon, Ireland

#250 May 26, 2013
A mescaline scented pseudo Satan creeping in and out of darkened doorways shattering the shine of burning bulbs above with a psychic scowl is chasing and tracing the impossible disintegration of his own tragic magic mind.
Rivletts Ranecrain

Roscommon, Ireland

#251 May 26, 2013
A shape shifting shark eyed shaman addicted to shitting on shiny headed short arsed sheriffs will likely give birth to a digitized Dominican disco Christ before momentarily morphing into a Rastafarian hedgehog seducer when whistled at from behind a fart flavored fog.

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