why????
Yackyboo Bonsen

Roscommon, Ireland

#192 Mar 17, 2013
If a recently resurrected saint saw how his salubrious celebrants are actually liquor loving libertarians would he abandon the soothing solace of the afterlife in search of stripper nipples dipped in gin or would he summon the return of some slithery serpent....or both?
Templox Toeflow

Roscommon, Ireland

#193 Mar 18, 2013
If a direct correlation exists between our globally connective non local consciousness and 66 Aborigine ayahuasca addicts dancing and chanting under a Mexican made Moon manically trying to metamorphosize into mushroom shaped midgets then why cant we collect the gravelly granite nipples of greedy Greek gorilla grapplers??

Because there's a little 11 year old wooden legged lunatic in a Latvian village punching his parents into pulp because they would not collect their farts in jars to send to mars!?!

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#194 Mar 18, 2013
If a gang of profusely pustulating penguin pirates were to don delitefully decorative donkey disguises and deliver dastardly devious donut dimples to unsuspecting ucranian umbrella riders would the Ethiopian earlobe Martians become enraged enough to commit micro molestations on miniature monkeys wearing watermelon mittens?
Templox Toeflow

Roscommon, Ireland

#195 Mar 18, 2013
Richard Barlow wrote:
If a gang of profusely pustulating penguin pirates were to don delitefully decorative donkey disguises and deliver dastardly devious donut dimples to unsuspecting ucranian umbrella riders would the Ethiopian earlobe Martians become enraged enough to commit micro molestations on miniature monkeys wearing watermelon mittens?
Only if the viciously vibrating Victorian vagrants vigorously vandalize the mighty milk stained mustaches of ant raping alf pogs.
Although mini monkeys in melon mittens will probably need to smoke a fraggle's pubic hair in a tit shaped bong before nunchucking a Nepalese nun who headbutts hobbits for fun.

“Grrrrr”

Level 8

Since: Jan 12

Barbi and Baron

#196 Mar 18, 2013
Templox Toeflow wrote:
<quoted text>
Only if the viciously vibrating Victorian vagrants vigorously vandalize the mighty milk stained mustaches of ant raping alf pogs.
Although mini monkeys in melon mittens will probably need to smoke a fraggle's pubic hair in a tit shaped bong before nunchucking a Nepalese nun who headbutts hobbits for fun.
However, the protagonists were portly, pouting prepubescents sporting pink pantaloons, playing, posturing, and puffing to Lucy in the Sky while plucking petunias and pansies perfectly potted near the public potty.
Grezrain Rippgrip

Roscommon, Ireland

#197 Mar 21, 2013
Barbi A wrote:
<quoted text>However, the protagonists were portly, pouting prepubescents sporting pink pantaloons, playing, posturing, and puffing to Lucy in the Sky while plucking petunias and pansies perfectly potted near the public potty.
Indeed the picking of the perfectly potted petunias revealed the precise pin point location of a patch of potent pot and peyote leading pouting prepube punks to partake in the bake of a psychedelic cake,
Then when positively pissed they proceeded to paint a peculiar pictures of their parents playing naked twister with twisted sister before hallucinating their being sodomized by Tiny Lister.
Sinnasoop Savaso

Roscommon, Ireland

#198 Mar 21, 2013
Do flabby breasted Frenchmen use bottled banshee belches to lure digitized dog farts into square flavored rectangular circles when winter's weirdness forces you to blindly reach out into the warm darkness and awkwardly open a bamboo basket full of a Shanghai sherpa's shriveled up shits collected in the corner of a cold cave in a mountainous area of your murky mescaline tainted mindscape??

Pull that pungent ripchord that releases parallel Peruvian realities in which we use Plastic panpipes as poopadoop wipes and consequently fart yourselves a bumbreeze fueled techno tune in a smelly show of sonic solidarity.
Freppner Frapalopa

Roscommon, Ireland

#199 Mar 21, 2013
If your newly bought clone
Had an inclination to bone
You as you slept all alone
Recording it on it's phone

Need To be certain of escaping
This Iminent replicant raping
And an internet bound taping
This idea needs to be shaping

You need to staple it's nipple
To the wheelchair of a cripple
burn a bowl to cleanse your soul
And shoot a cripple in his nipple

Now your violence hating duplicate
will have pebbledashed his knickers
And to sedate your crying cripple
throw that nippless nut a snickers!
Shamoneer Chukchant

Roscommon, Ireland

#200 Mar 21, 2013
Mass molecular mutations ARE due to begin when the vibrational frequency of all moon bound matter is furiously molested by a testicle scented darts trophy.
Ripprok Rooprant

Roscommon, Ireland

#201 Mar 22, 2013
When drunken Dwarfs duel to the death using stuffed dingo boners as swords to we purchase tickets from a screaming nipple on a skateboard or do we just telekinetically kneecap the nipple nephew and jump the velvet rope to attend such festivities?
Ripprok Rooprant

Roscommon, Ireland

#202 Mar 22, 2013
When native Neptunian knackers wack the willies of wild wendigos to bring on winter's end do we not jedi jap a schizophrenic scarf until it morphs into a tit flavored tophat?
Ripprok Rooprant

Roscommon, Ireland

#203 Mar 22, 2013
Will a fat bellydancing Malaysian man in a bandage balaclava and a tweed technicolor thong burst into your bathroom tonight and force you at pepperoni point to tell tales of long lost Tibetan tragedies to a terrified empty toblerone wrapper in a chair???

Only if a nine inch ninja needed a fyberoptic noodle to strangle a pixelated poodle!
Vexxle Vanavoos

Roscommon, Ireland

#204 Mar 23, 2013
If Earth's Earthlings are indeed the intergalactic gimpologists of the cosmos and are sporadically and radically being molested on a molecular level by quantum sized Quasar Quears then wouldn't we want some sort of part time Plutonian Pimp watching our backs when Alien arse addicts dont pay us new next gen tech for our sexy celestial servitude?

Indeedings.

“Sweet As Can Be”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#205 Mar 23, 2013
Why do we read so many of these dumb post ?
Vexxle Vanavoos

Roscommon, Ireland

#206 Mar 23, 2013
CJ Rocker wrote:
Why do we read so many of these dumb post ?
Indeed you read "so many dumb post" apparently against your will because free will is a mint flavored myth that midgets invented to make you think your reading posts on the interweb when in reality your actually cracked off your crazy tits in a dutch ditch sipping mice semen from an Ateam flask.
Wakner Warwake

Roscommon, Ireland

#207 Mar 23, 2013
" AND I SAY FEAR NOT THAT YOUR MORPHINE SCENTED MILKYBARS TASTE AS IF THEY WERE MADE WITH MILK SQUEEZED FROM THE NIPPLES OF AN ASIAN NAZI STRIPPER PRIEST BUT INSTEAD TRY TO WONDER WHY A LEATHER BOUND LEVITATING LEPRECHAUN KNUCKLE IS FLOATING AROUND TOWN LOOKING IN PAWN SHOPS FOR THE PICKLED WHISPERS OF A MILLION MUTE GNOME RAPPERS"

Gandhi.
Ripprok Warwake

Roscommon, Ireland

#208 Mar 24, 2013
You there...yes you

GO FIKK YOUR SOVIET SISTER IN HIS MENTAL NIGERIAN NIPPLE BUM WITH A FRESH FIBER OPTIC FART SMASHER.

The above insult is a secret sonic trigger code TO ACTIVATE kgb sleeper agents disguised as Kebab vendors.
Implement this information as you will.

“Timshel”

Level 4

Since: Jan 12

Tulsa, OK

#209 Mar 24, 2013
CJ Rocker wrote:
Why do we read so many of these dumb post ?
Haha! It's actually pretty impressive, he's kept it going for over a year now. It's a testament to the resolve and inner workings of an Irishman.
Rackner Rodreegar

Roscommon, Ireland

#210 Mar 26, 2013
Cheers jusayin.

So often it seems we seldom see lorry loads of heavily pregnant popes drinking bowls of boiled bear nipples while throwing gang signs up to their own pixelated penises,
we cant help but accredit the absence of the aforementioned phenomenon to a Whoopi Golgberg flavored Turkish toenail thief who makes awkward love to jars of jam in the street.
Raising vital rubles needed to rent lizard skinned light bulbs which are essential to illuminate highly snortable grenade shaped lines of powdered gimp tears often found fresh and in abundance.

“Timshel”

Level 4

Since: Jan 12

Tulsa, OK

#211 Mar 26, 2013
Rackner Rodreegar wrote:
Cheers jusayin.
So often it seems we seldom see lorry loads of heavily pregnant popes drinking bowls of boiled bear nipples while throwing gang signs up to their own pixelated penises,
we cant help but accredit the absence of the aforementioned phenomenon to a Whoopi Golgberg flavored Turkish toenail thief who makes awkward love to jars of jam in the street.
Raising vital rubles needed to rent lizard skinned light bulbs which are essential to illuminate highly snortable grenade shaped lines of powdered gimp tears often found fresh and in abundance.
Cheers mate.

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