Getogrips I read your poem to a spider I know and he was hurt terribly, and offended<quoted text>
My antidote for a good life is very much like a spiders life, if I maintain a shoddy web I will undoubtabally suffer and miss all the things that are good for me. I can never be perfect but what I can be is approachable, and that put me into the picture of life that we all live by. We have suppleness like the branches of a tree in a hurricane, it stops us breaking up under duress if we use it contructively rather than agressively. Humor for instance is good because you can release stress effortlessly, and besides getting a laugh it put yourself in a better frame of mind. You should try it sometime, especially when you get a difficult imp like myself poking you in the ribs. Ouch, don't do that.
temporarily, then he got exceedingly unpleasant about it.
What the hell does this Getogrips know anything about my web?. We spiders are of the Animist faith, my ancestors were keeping house when flies had leather wings ask this comedian how hard it would be getting that into a guts the size of an amoebas knee.
That's right he called you a clown and deserve to be decorated with a garland of thistles that really prickle. I naturally,had to agree, so I am committed to being your sworn enemy.
I'll help out if I can however, an apology would help, but it may not suffice a small cash donation would be much better.
In fact it could save you from becoming VACANT WHICH he said ALREADY WERE.