fix bayonets

UK

#100 Dec 8, 2007
dinermama wrote:
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battery operated boyfriend...my vibrator!!!
In the British Army BOB is a "Black 'Orrible Bastard" ...LOL..
jim

Omaha, NE

#101 Dec 9, 2007
take your fingers and go under the clitoris so that the clitoral gland gets direct stimulation. then use your other hand and toung by taking ur hand and going in and upward (g-spot) and licking between the clitoris and entry hole.
peace fool.

“Have you adopted a child today”

Since: Nov 07

Somewhere in the USA

#102 Dec 9, 2007
fix bayonets wrote:
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In the British Army BOB is a "Black 'Orrible Bastard" ...LOL..
That's funny
Kimberly

Little Rock, AR

#103 Dec 13, 2007
I just wanna know is it possible for a female to pee and get off at tha same time? Cuase if u get off ur gonna kinow it and if u pee ur gonna know it. So if u know u are getting off then u've squirted right? One more question....does it actually squirt all over the place or squirt in one stream like pee?

“Wicked this way comes”

Since: Oct 07

San Diego

#105 Dec 13, 2007
I have made women squirt, but almost always with my tongue, and sometimes with my fingers. My ex wife was big time squirter. I could stay down on a lady that is into it all day long.
Lizzie

Lincoln, UK

#106 Dec 15, 2007
Its much easier to squirt from fingers. Either way, just plenty of g-spot stimulation triggers it off.
tlm8

Cuthbert, GA

#108 Dec 16, 2007
hey..i hope someone is here to help me.
ive been with my boyfriend for over 3 years and we've been having sex a longggg time. i still have not squirted. its not that i dont get orgasms because OHH i do. and I feel the urge to pee..but when i try and "squirt" nothing happens and I feel like a failure, and he is starting to think he isnt big enough[which def. is not true]
help please?
i need like..
directions.
jamie

Sheffield, UK

#109 Dec 18, 2007
i want to know how you can squirt i mean i only get alittle wet after i have an orgasm?
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Since: Dec 07

United States

#111 Dec 18, 2007
jamie wrote:
i want to know how you can squirt i mean i only get alittle wet after i have an orgasm?
Hi Jamie,
I am always happy to see amother woman who wants to learn more about what her body is capable of. Check out the websites I mentioned in my other posts. They can at least give you a better idea of what female ejaculation is and isn't. There are also abour 3-4 other threads about this. If you have any specific questions, pleas don't be afraid to ask. When I first started replying to these posts, I used SHOKr as a username. If any of my posts or suggestions help, or if I can add anything more, just let me know.
I love learning!:)
Cade Caldwell

AOL

#112 Dec 18, 2007
Most women have not enjoyed orgasm via g-spot.Clitoral stimulation is really not all that important when its comes to the squirting effect.The very best way and the fastest way to make a woman squirt is rapid and deep penetraion of two fingers in the vaginal canal..The faster and deeper you go, the more intense it will be for her..Once she starts to orgasm, do not let up, keep plunging in those fingers until she is gushing, and she will gush..Very deep and hard fingering will send your gal into another zip code..Plunge away boys..Let the floding begin..

Since: Dec 07

United States

#113 Dec 18, 2007
Cade Caldwell wrote:
Most women have not enjoyed orgasm via g-spot.Clitoral stimulation is really not all that important when its comes to the squirting effect.The very best way and the fastest way to make a woman squirt is rapid and deep penetraion of two fingers in the vaginal canal..The faster and deeper you go, the more intense it will be for her..Once she starts to orgasm, do not let up, keep plunging in those fingers until she is gushing, and she will gush..Very deep and hard fingering will send your gal into another zip code..Plunge away boys..Let the floding begin..
Hi Cade,
It is not my intent to be the voice of negetivity, but I have to protest your claims.
Your technique will probably work fine for some, but all women are different. There are about 8 different types of orgasms a woman can have. She may, or may not squirt during any one, or all of these types. The technique I hear from most women involes some variation of alternating between the clitoris & g-spot. This is certainly not the only, or 'best' way either.
But to claim that neither is very imortant is just plain ignorant & irresponsible. The g-spot is comprised of the Skenes glands & the Paraurethral glands & ducts. It surrounds the urethra, and is very similar to a mans Prostate. The Prostate is where the majority of a guys ejaculate comes from. The Clitoris is kinda like the equivalent of the head of a mans penis. It contains over 8,000 nerve endings. These two areas are not only important, they can be KEY to great orgasms for women. Of course they are not the only important areas, but don't neglect them. I can promise you one thing. The more you learn about ALL the parts of a womans body, the happier she will be. AND if she's happy..... well, you fill in the blank!
Observer

Peoria, AZ

#114 Dec 18, 2007
Easy to make her squirt - stick a garden hose up her hoo-hoo for a few minutes and fill the cavern with H2O - then hit it hard and fast

Since: Dec 07

United States

#115 Dec 18, 2007
Observer wrote:
Easy to make her squirt - stick a garden hose up her hoo-hoo for a few minutes and fill the cavern with H2O - then hit it hard and fast
C'mon now Obsever,
If you're going to observe and copy someone else's attempt at a bad joke, the least you could do is spiff it up a bit. LoL Maybe something like Coca-cola & Mentos! See if she shoots up like a rocket! LoL!

(Please, don't anybody dare try this. At the very least, she'll probly get a bad yeast infection. Maybe worse, IDK.)
kalyn

Milwaukee, WI

#117 Jan 4, 2008
when you squart does it come out wear you pee
Riku

Framingham, MA

#118 Jan 5, 2008
could I squirt with something different thena vibrator, dick or fingers?
yup_im_that_one

United States

#120 Jan 16, 2008
Okay im only 13 and my bf is 14. He wants to have sex and so do i but im afraid that i'll get pregnant or something. Me and him did some stuff b4 and had a big scare it turned out to b a false alarm but i dont want to have to worry like that again. Any one got any advice on what 2 do?
yup_im_that_one

United States

#121 Jan 16, 2008
Hey courtney, trust me u do not want to have sex at 11 it hurts and u will regret it. I know i do.
Tim

Haines City, FL

#122 Jan 18, 2008
Why would anyone wanna make a chick piss?
Tim

Haines City, FL

#123 Jan 18, 2008
yup_im_that_one wrote:
Okay im only 13 and my bf is 14. He wants to have sex and so do i but im afraid that i'll get pregnant or something. Me and him did some stuff b4 and had a big scare it turned out to b a false alarm but i dont want to have to worry like that again. Any one got any advice on what 2 do?
Yes..you iz too F**$ing young to have sex..what is wrong with the world these days??? If i was your parent,friend,siser or brother id tear your a$$ up..Dont do it.. just wait
K-Wise

Yonkers, NY

#124 Feb 6, 2008
these ppl are crazy....dont have sex until ur old enough to understand the consequences...as for squirtation.....its all in the motion and how good you feel about the moment if u feel like its crazy and too erotic ur squirt....if u are thinking about something else while doing it most likely u wont....ATMOSPHERE PEOPLE!!!!

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