Blow Up Your Pussy

Blow Up Your Pussy

There are 29 comments on the dirtysexyprettyfun.com story from Jan 21, 2010, titled Blow Up Your Pussy. In it, dirtysexyprettyfun.com reports that:

I can’ t vouch for the alleged science behind this contraption but it is apparently a patented pussy pump that operates by ‘blowing up’ a pussy to ‘gigantic proportions.’ Aside from looking like a weird oxygen pump, the cup is placed over your (I’m writing with a female readers in mind) vadge and the pump is used to do exactly that, pump up the vulva. It’s supposed to produce the engorgement that is supposed to be produced during the natural process of sexual arousal.

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ancientone

Anchorage, AK

#1 Jan 23, 2010
One does not blow up the vulva the vulva is suctioned using a pump to create a vacuum. This draws blood and water to the vulva that is being pumped. Generally one starts with no more than 5-8 psi and for no more than 20 minutes. More advanced usage may include longer times with larger psi. 15 psi may be to much to bear. Check out Newart to see pics of vacuum results.
amy

UK

#2 Jan 23, 2010
Hnmm I doubt its any good!
sassie chick

Birmingham, UK

#3 Jan 23, 2010
i would have thought that was a dangerous thing to do.
Madge

Denmark

#4 Jan 23, 2010
If you aren't aroused why have sex? Wait until you're aroused it'll be more fun!
Buster Snatch

Tarboro, NC

#5 Jan 23, 2010
Madge wrote:
If you aren't aroused why have sex? Wait until you're aroused it'll be more fun!
...What's wrong with the old fashion way of creating a vacuum down there? If I can create a vacuum that will pull the sheets up a womans ass, why would she want a machine?

“Eschew Obfuscation”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#6 Jan 23, 2010
I've seen that machine and its results. It makes a woman's vulva look like what some of the celebrity women do to their lips. They look all swollen, out of proportion, and gernerally grotesque.

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#7 Jan 23, 2010
Buster Snatch wrote:
<quoted text>...What's wrong with the old fashion way of creating a vacuum down there? If I can create a vacuum that will pull the sheets up a womans ass, why would she want a machine?
It's too ealy in the morning to be causing me to spit my coffee everywhere!LMAO!
Buster Snatch

Tarboro, NC

#8 Jan 23, 2010
The Queen Of Your Heart wrote:
<quoted text>It's too ealy in the morning to be causing me to spit my coffee everywhere!LMAO!
...Good morning Queeny, guess who? Changed my name alittle to fit the thread. Be careful drinking coffee around me, it can be dangerous to your computer. I've missed you the last couple of days.

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#9 Jan 23, 2010
Buster Snatch wrote:
<quoted text>...Good morning Queeny, guess who? Changed my name alittle to fit the thread. Be careful drinking coffee around me, it can be dangerous to your computer. I've missed you the last couple of days.
Good morning.I must say the new name kinda suits you!LOL!

I was on here for a few hours in the early morning hours yeasterday,as I had another one of my many sleepless nights.
I have also been a little busy during the daylight hours,trying to come up with a good theme for redoing a single man's living room,so I have been multi-tasking trying to come up with a few ideas,and create my drafts.
Buster Snatch

Tarboro, NC

#10 Jan 23, 2010
The Queen Of Your Heart wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning.I must say the new name kinda suits you!LOL!
I was on here for a few hours in the early morning hours yeasterday,as I had another one of my many sleepless nights.
I have also been a little busy during the daylight hours,trying to come up with a good theme for redoing a single man's living room,so I have been multi-tasking trying to come up with a few ideas,and create my drafts.
...My idea for a single man's living room is as follows.

Big screen TV:
Hide a bed sofa:
Big gun cabinet:
Ice chest:
Open fireplace:
Plenty of XXX CD's

What more could a single man need? Well maybe a Queeny to go along with all that stuff.

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#11 Jan 23, 2010
Buster Snatch wrote:
<quoted text>...My idea for a single man's living room is as follows.
Big screen TV:
Hide a bed sofa:
Big gun cabinet:
Ice chest:
Open fireplace:
Plenty of XXX CD's
What more could a single man need? Well maybe a Queeny to go along with all that stuff.
This is actually an older man,and wants to sell the house after the renovations are made,so all the above has to be tossed out the window.He is very picky,and telling him that new people actually like the options of changing a house to suit their own taste,seems to go in one ear,and out the other.

I suggested basic contemporary,but he is thinking above and beyond,so if that's what he wants,then that's what he's going to get.It's his mony that we're playing with,not mine!

Sweet comment though.I would definitely consider being the queen on your couch.
Buster Snatch

Tarboro, NC

#12 Jan 23, 2010
The Queen Of Your Heart wrote:
<quoted text>
This is actually an older man,and wants to sell the house after the renovations are made,so all the above has to be tossed out the window.He is very picky,and telling him that new people actually like the options of changing a house to suit their own taste,seems to go in one ear,and out the other.
I suggested basic contemporary,but he is thinking above and beyond,so if that's what he wants,then that's what he's going to get.It's his mony that we're playing with,not mine!
Sweet comment though.I would definitely consider being the queen on your couch.
...Thanks for considering being the Queen on my couch. You are already the Queen on my couch, you just don't realize it yet.

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#13 Jan 23, 2010
Buster Snatch wrote:
<quoted text>...Thanks for considering being the Queen on my couch. You are already the Queen on my couch, you just don't realize it yet.
You are so sweet.Your wife is a lucky woman!

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#14 Jan 23, 2010
lol :) please forgive me but .. I have a mental image of some woman on her back, a huge pack of tnt sticks bundled together and taped to her groin, two cables leading away from it and a cartoon character at the other end of the cables with an 'acme' plunger and about to push it down! lol sad I know :D

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#15 Jan 23, 2010
Baggy wrote:
lol :) please forgive me but .. I have a mental image of some woman on her back, a huge pack of tnt sticks bundled together and taped to her groin, two cables leading away from it and a cartoon character at the other end of the cables with an 'acme' plunger and about to push it down! lol sad I know :D
That's not sad...that's demented!LMAO!

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#16 Jan 23, 2010
awww thank you Queen of your Heart! lmDo :)

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#17 Jan 23, 2010
Baggy wrote:
awww thank you Queen of your Heart! lmDo :)
LOL! I don't think many women would agree to have their kitty plunged!LMFA!

I can only imagine a man telling a woma"hey wait a minute,let's bring out something to spice this up",then he walks out with a plunger!Now that would be some powerful suction!LMAO!

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#18 Jan 23, 2010
Madge wrote:
If you aren't aroused why have sex? Wait until you're aroused it'll be more fun!
Exactly.If a man can't do it without the aid of all these gadgets,then what is the purpose of having them there.Hell,we can use toys all by ourselves!

“You Can Call Me Queenie”

Since: Jul 09

Any Town U.S.A.

#19 Jan 23, 2010
Who in the hell would even want their kitty blown up,and what man would want to see it blown up like that?LMAO!

Can you only imagine what this would feel like?
i would think that it would feel like it was going to suck out your entire lifeforce!

Oh well...there went an ovary!

Since: Jan 10

York, PA

#20 Jan 23, 2010
I've seen them use the device in some porn films. The results look rather unnatural and quite freakish. There's no way to guarantee that it's 100% safe. I'd be very hesitant to use it 'cause you have no idea what the long term effects could be. After years of frequent use, women may become hypersensitive or insensitive to some forms of sexual stimulation. Besides, why the f*ck do you want to introduce a vacuum cleaner into your sex life?

Oh, I've heard that it's unsafe to blow up a pussy, that is, blowing into a woman's vagina. I understand that an an air embolism could occur, but it would require a lot of pressure to do so. None-the-less, play it safe...enjoy it, lick it, taste it, suck it, eat it, but don't blow it up!
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