Vacuum Cleaner Masterbation

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Fred McSanders

Parker, CO

#1 Jul 13, 2013
Has anybody masterbated with a vacum my friend tried it he said it was beyond amazing and, I wanted to know should I try it? I have a shop vac at home and, I looking for something new to try!
micheal

Parker, CO

#2 Jul 13, 2013
I don't think thats safe lol!
Andrews D

Parker, CO

#3 Jul 13, 2013
Yeah I'm with micheal!!
Mike Lansworthy

Parker, CO

#4 Jul 13, 2013
Bro, don't listen to them. I tried it and it feel beyond anything you will ever do!! When I mean orgasm I MEAN ORGASM!! Make sure you have the proper airflow n shit and yeah you'll be cumming uncontrollably in seconds!
Mike Lansworthy

Parker, CO

#5 Jul 13, 2013
Mike Lansworthy wrote:
Bro, don't listen to them. I tried it and it feel beyond anything you will ever do!! When I mean orgasm I MEAN ORGASM!! Make sure you have the proper airflow n shit and yeah you'll be cumming uncontrollably in seconds!
Wow! That sounds amazing I might try it now.
Mike Lansworthy

Parker, CO

#6 Jul 13, 2013
Yea dude becarefull it becomes adictive make sure you clean the hose bro don't need gew every where!!:)
Ukdude

Teignmouth, UK

#8 Jul 14, 2013
Lol @ andrew
phil

Gloucester, UK

#10 Jul 14, 2013
the best b**w j*b you will ever have.

however , i use the large vc and stick my c**k all the way in and turn the machine on.mind blowing s*x.

do not get hocked on this type pf machine S8X as it does not do your for***n any good if you are uncut.

Mine f s is totally worn out now with splits and cuts in it.

never use a machine that has been used to clean carpets. i place the machine on top of me so a take the female position.you can adjust the thrill by using your legs to reposition the thrill seaker.
Join Free

“Gone back to Dagobah ”

Since: Mar 13

Brisbane, Australia

#11 Jul 14, 2013
I tried sex with a vacuum cleaner once. It sucked:)

Since: Jan 13

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#12 Jul 14, 2013
yoda 49 wrote:
I tried sex with a vacuum cleaner once. It sucked:)
Is that how you "feel the force" lol

“Gone back to Dagobah ”

Since: Mar 13

Brisbane, Australia

#13 Jul 14, 2013
Farrah21 wrote:
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Is that how you "feel the force" lol
Don't I know you from somewhere?
london gal

London, UK

#14 Jul 14, 2013
yoda 49 wrote:
I tried sex with a vacuum cleaner once. It sucked:)
I guess thats one way of getting sucked off.
Alex_3452

Parker, CO

#15 Jul 14, 2013
Well.... it depends on your d*ck size... If you are thick use a bigger vac like a shop vac if your thin just use a regular sized vac.

P.S it feels amazing!
lexxxi

Parker, CO

#16 Jul 14, 2013
Uhh is this what guys do now a days???
fderr4321

Parker, CO

#17 Jul 14, 2013
BEST SEX EVER!!

“bcs her name is Pinky Pie!”

Since: Jun 13

Hmm Twinkle Twinkle little...

#20 Jul 15, 2013
yoda 49 wrote:
I tried sex with a vacuum cleaner once. It sucked:)
u r making dirty of the name of Master Yoda!:D
zane

Surprise, AZ

#21 Jul 15, 2013
Its good. K ik Zanelynn or skype Zanelynn19
sampson1

Sydney, Australia

#22 Jul 15, 2013
Farrah21 wrote:
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Is that how you "feel the force" lol
thats fine by me farrah! don,t message me at all and why have you gone so cold on me all of a sudden???????

“bcs her name is Pinky Pie!”

Since: Jun 13

Hmm Twinkle Twinkle little...

#23 Jul 15, 2013
sampson1 wrote:
<quoted text>thats fine by me farrah! don,t message me at all and why have you gone so cold on me all of a sudden???????
is there any samspon2?
sampson1

Sydney, Australia

#24 Jul 15, 2013
Pinky Lady wrote:
<quoted text>is there any samspon2?
and whats wrong with "sampson1"?? wish you,d stop being snobbish stuck up turkish delight! soo annoying:(

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