The nastiest thing you've ever done

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Since: Nov 08

Mesquite, TX

#1 Dec 8, 2008
What is the nastiest thing you've ever done? This could be a place you've done it, a particular sex act, whatever.

My girl once asked me to pee on her. The nasty part was she wanted me to pull out from f'ing her missionary style and pee all over her in bed. It soaked the sheets and got everywhere. When I finished, she had me put it back in and I shot my load on her belly almost immediately.
flyboy

Glen Allen, VA

#2 Dec 8, 2008
cain11 wrote:
What is the nastiest thing you've ever done? This could be a place you've done it, a particular sex act, whatever.
My girl once asked me to pee on her. The nasty part was she wanted me to pull out from f'ing her missionary style and pee all over her in bed. It soaked the sheets and got everywhere. When I finished, she had me put it back in and I shot my load on her belly almost immediately.
Nasty? Or sexual.

I would say both.
flyboy

Glen Allen, VA

#3 Dec 8, 2008
Oh, and my answer is probably c*m swap. I came in a guys mouth and then he came in mine, then we kissed and swapped the c*m in our mouths.

“guess who Lois?”

Since: Dec 06

A little hole in the wall.

#4 Dec 8, 2008
Had sex in an airport washroom ... she was going away for 8 weeks ...

she e-mailed me the next day and said "I can't even begin to imagine how I could do something like that"

then we hooked up on MSN...

I asked "will yuo remember it as long as you live?"

SHe said "Yes"

I said "that's the best reason to do it".
flyboy

Glen Allen, VA

#5 Dec 8, 2008
franko wrote:
Had sex in an airport washroom ... she was going away for 8 weeks ...
she e-mailed me the next day and said "I can't even begin to imagine how I could do something like that"
then we hooked up on MSN...
I asked "will yuo remember it as long as you live?"
SHe said "Yes"
I said "that's the best reason to do it".
Hot.
Ron

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Dec 8, 2008
Heidi wrote:
When I was 14 I seduced my little brother (11). We were looking at porn and he wanted to see me naked. So, I told him that I'd undress for him, if he did too. We both got naked. I asked if I could go down on him like in the movie, but he said no because he thought I would bite him. lol I showed him what I wanted to do to him by demonstrating on Roger. Then he let me do him, and it was really great! We've been having sex 2-3 times a day since then.
That's interesying Heidi, because me and Sis
do the same, well only 2-3 times a week after
school. Does he shoot you full of C*m too ??
Heidi

Silver Spring, MD

#8 Dec 8, 2008
Ron wrote:
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That's interesying Heidi, because me and Sis
do the same, well only 2-3 times a week after
school. Does he shoot you full of C*m too ??
Well, he tries. He's still pretty young, so not much comes out, yet, but hopefully that will change soon. I can tell he enjoys it though because his body will get real tight for a few seconds as he thrusts into me. Then he relaxes and gets the cutest blissful expression on his face. Do you think it would help if I tried stimulating his prostrate?

“And tell me he's not comfy...”

Since: Feb 08

Westminster, MD

#9 Dec 8, 2008
nastiest

idk i dont find anyhting i do nasty or else i wouldnt do it
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Jonny

Wayne, PA

#10 Dec 8, 2008
hmm... i think a couple things i've done count...

one time [i think a couple years ago], i got in the shower, and before i actually rinsed myself off once, i pissed all over myself and jerked off.... that was fun.

and, sometime this week... twice.... i sucked on a screwdriver that had been up my ass with some shit on it...

“guess who Lois?”

Since: Dec 06

A little hole in the wall.

#11 Dec 9, 2008
Heidi wrote:
When I was 14 I seduced my little brother (11). We were looking at porn and he wanted to see me naked. So, I told him that I'd undress for him, if he did too. We both got naked. I asked if I could go down on him like in the movie, but he said no because he thought I would bite him. lol I showed him what I wanted to do to him by demonstrating on Roger. Then he let me do him, and it was really great! We've been having sex 2-3 times a day since then.
who's ROger?
Tony

Dayton, OH

#12 Dec 9, 2008
Heidi wrote:
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Well, he tries. He's still pretty young, so not much comes out, yet, but hopefully that will change soon. I can tell he enjoys it though because his body will get real tight for a few seconds as he thrusts into me. Then he relaxes and gets the cutest blissful expression on his face. Do you think it would help if I tried stimulating his prostrate?
how old are you 2 now ?
abc

Norway

#13 Dec 9, 2008
Heidi wrote:
When I was 14 I seduced my little brother (11). We were looking at porn and he wanted to see me naked. So, I told him that I'd undress for him, if he did too. We both got naked. I asked if I could go down on him like in the movie, but he said no because he thought I would bite him. lol I showed him what I wanted to do to him by demonstrating on Roger. Then he let me do him, and it was really great! We've been having sex 2-3 times a day since then.
Hot hot hot... You got MSN?
Heidi

Silver Spring, MD

#14 Dec 9, 2008
franko wrote:
<quoted text>who's ROger?
Roger is our puppy! Well, I guess he's not a puppy anymore! hehe
Heidi

Silver Spring, MD

#15 Dec 9, 2008
Tony wrote:
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how old are you 2 now ?
I'm 15 now, and my brother will be 12 in January.
bahahaha

Cartersville, GA

#16 Dec 9, 2008
Heidi wrote:
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I'm 15 now, and my brother will be 12 in January.
LOL!!! hahahahahhahahahhahahahaa!!!

“hi! i'm haley :D”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#17 Dec 9, 2008
the nastiest thing i ever did was just the other day. i hadn't showered in like 3 days and the third day i'd been at the mall with my friend shianne walking around all day so when i went over to my bfs that night i was pretty gross down there.

i didn't tell him i was so filthy, i just asked sweetly if i could ride his face and suck his dick and of course he agreed to that.

as soon as i got above his face, i pinned his arms down with my legs and slowly lowered my butt down onto his face. then i reached back and spread my ass cheeks apart and sat down hard and shoved his nose right up my slimy little butt crack!!! it felt soooo good. he started thrashing so hard but i held him down and rubbed it all over his entire face!! eww hahahahaha

i told him he had to lick it clean or i would punish him. of course he was screaming and squirming and he didn't want to do it so i sat down so hard on him that he couldn't breathe. after a few seconds i felt his tongue shove inside my butt and move around and it felt so good and nasty! i was like seriously sweaty and gross down there too. finally after a couple of minutes i told him he had done a good job and i slid down a little bit and put my pussy on his mouth. just as he started to lick me there i shoved his nose back up my ass and farted. then i started laughing so dang hard that i farted AGAIN. and they STUNK. i mean he was screaming and thrashing and i was squealing and laughing so hard. i could smell my stinky butt from up where i was, so the thought of his nose being shoved UP my crack was so filthy and hot. right after i farted the second time i started riding him so hard. after a few seconds i came really hard right into his mouth and then i made him swallow it all and lick my pussy and my butt crack clean.

he was under my unwashed pussy and ass for like an hour or so, and i farted 3 or 4 times. by the time i was done he was just whimpering hahahaha. and ohhh my gawd did his face STINK! hehehe it was a lot of fun. i'm sure i'll do it again soon. xD

“Because you are... A puppet.”

Since: Sep 08

Long Island

#18 Dec 9, 2008
haleyslilcomet wrote:
the nastiest thing i ever did was just the other day. i hadn't showered in like 3 days and the third day i'd been at the mall with my friend shianne walking around all day so when i went over to my bfs that night i was pretty gross down there.
i didn't tell him i was so filthy, i just asked sweetly if i could ride his face and suck his dick and of course he agreed to that.
as soon as i got above his face, i pinned his arms down with my legs and slowly lowered my butt down onto his face. then i reached back and spread my ass cheeks apart and sat down hard and shoved his nose right up my slimy little butt crack!!! it felt soooo good. he started thrashing so hard but i held him down and rubbed it all over his entire face!! eww hahahahaha
i told him he had to lick it clean or i would punish him. of course he was screaming and squirming and he didn't want to do it so i sat down so hard on him that he couldn't breathe. after a few seconds i felt his tongue shove inside my butt and move around and it felt so good and nasty! i was like seriously sweaty and gross down there too. finally after a couple of minutes i told him he had done a good job and i slid down a little bit and put my pussy on his mouth. just as he started to lick me there i shoved his nose back up my ass and farted. then i started laughing so dang hard that i farted AGAIN. and they STUNK. i mean he was screaming and thrashing and i was squealing and laughing so hard. i could smell my stinky butt from up where i was, so the thought of his nose being shoved UP my crack was so filthy and hot. right after i farted the second time i started riding him so hard. after a few seconds i came really hard right into his mouth and then i made him swallow it all and lick my pussy and my butt crack clean.
he was under my unwashed pussy and ass for like an hour or so, and i farted 3 or 4 times. by the time i was done he was just whimpering hahahaha. and ohhh my gawd did his face STINK! hehehe it was a lot of fun. i'm sure i'll do it again soon. xD
You are the reason that serial killers are created. I am quite surprised that your boyfriend did not dump you right then and there. Though he must be quite a wimp if you could pin him down so easily. That or you are tipping the scales in the double deuce weight range.

“solo”

Since: Jun 08

bahamas

#19 Dec 9, 2008
haleyslilcomet wrote:
the nastiest thing i ever did was just the other day. i hadn't showered in like 3 days and the third day i'd been at the mall with my friend shianne walking around all day so when i went over to my bfs that night i was pretty gross down there.
i didn't tell him i was so filthy, i just asked sweetly if i could ride his face and suck his dick and of course he agreed to that.
as soon as i got above his face, i pinned his arms down with my legs and slowly lowered my butt down onto his face. then i reached back and spread my ass cheeks apart and sat down hard and shoved his nose right up my slimy little butt crack!!! it felt soooo good. he started thrashing so hard but i held him down and rubbed it all over his entire face!! eww hahahahaha
i told him he had to lick it clean or i would punish him. of course he was screaming and squirming and he didn't want to do it so i sat down so hard on him that he couldn't breathe. after a few seconds i felt his tongue shove inside my butt and move around and it felt so good and nasty! i was like seriously sweaty and gross down there too. finally after a couple of minutes i told him he had done a good job and i slid down a little bit and put my pussy on his mouth. just as he started to lick me there i shoved his nose back up my ass and farted. then i started laughing so dang hard that i farted AGAIN. and they STUNK. i mean he was screaming and thrashing and i was squealing and laughing so hard. i could smell my stinky butt from up where i was, so the thought of his nose being shoved UP my crack was so filthy and hot. right after i farted the second time i started riding him so hard. after a few seconds i came really hard right into his mouth and then i made him swallow it all and lick my pussy and my butt crack clean.
he was under my unwashed pussy and ass for like an hour or so, and i farted 3 or 4 times. by the time i was done he was just whimpering hahahaha. and ohhh my gawd did his face STINK! hehehe it was a lot of fun. i'm sure i'll do it again soon. xD
now ur my type of girl...i would pay for something like that...do u have a bigg butt??wow im hard thinking about it right now!
abc

Norway

#20 Dec 9, 2008
Heidi wrote:
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I'm 15 now, and my brother will be 12 in January.
I'm 15 too ;) MSN?

“hi! i'm haley :D”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#21 Dec 9, 2008
aww that's mean... i only weigh like 125-130 pounds. =(

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